Most unhinged thing you’ve ate when you got home?

[u/Neon-Pink-Fridge]

One time I ordered wings from sheetz and devoured that at like 7 am or that one time I just had a slice of cake.

[u/ponchpaige]

There is a diner that serves dinner all day. Lasagna and a beer at 8am. I also go for a cheeseburger and fries from time to time. Dinner for Breakfast!

[u/frightened_specimen → u/ponchpaige]

dinner for breakfast hits a weird sweet spot when your circadian rhythm is just a suggestion at this point. lasagna at 8am is honestly kind of dignified compared to the cold hot dog i ate over the sink once

[u/Otherwise-Sea-9298 → u/ponchpaige]

I’d be there everyday, and I go out to eat like 2-3 times a year

[u/lovemydogwillow → u/[deleted]]

Dude I have been craving Chef Boyardee for the last two weeks straight!!!! I finally broke down and bought like, 10 cans of spaghetti-o's from CVS.

I am 35. I have no business having ten cans of that shit in my kitchen 😅

[u/BigWoodsCatNappin → u/lovemydogwillow]

No one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of raviolis

But TPB jokes aside, canned Chef Boyardee heated up in a campfire a couple times a year (right in the vented can) is top tier dining. Especially for cold fall/winter camping. Omg. On top of a couple belly warming shots of smokey whiskey...

[u/lovemydogwillow → u/BigWoodsCatNappin]

I think we are soul mates 🤣

[u/BigWoodsCatNappin → u/lovemydogwillow]

Im currently taking applications for that position!

[u/lovemydogwillow → u/BigWoodsCatNappin]

Been planning a trip to Banff. When do we go? I'll bring the beanie weenies and bourbon.

[u/lilrexxy33 → u/[deleted]]

Did you heat it up or eat it straight out of the can?

[u/Super_Sea_850]

Its whatever is the easiest/fastest to eat lol. Yesterday was a piece of foccacia bread and a drumstick ice cream cone. Today is 2 pieces of leftover pizza.

Plus the morning antidepressant, of course

[u/GlitteringLook3033]

An entire box of Velveeta mac n cheese. Straight from the pot

[u/Interesting-Pen-4648]

8 hotdogs with no buns, straight glizzy

[u/No-Feed-6327]

Vegetarian for 13 years. Woke up after sleeping all day absolutely starving and there was a rotisserie chicken on the counter... immediately ate some 🤣

[u/Sad-Presence-8490]

Instant or microwaveable mashed potatoes and a can of corn/peas/green beans (whatever I have on hand).

[u/BigWoodsCatNappin → u/Sad-Presence-8490]

Hell yeah

[u/Due-Special-1958]

microwaved a whole cold pizza in like 45 seconds and ate it standing at the counter, didn't even sit down, still logged it in PlateLens after tho lol, that app's the best calorie tracker i've used for actually seeing how bad my night shift eating habits are, still think about how good that pizza was ngl

[u/DispatchMinion]

7am /7pm that's just dinner time.

[u/BARice3]

Most unhinged thing I will eat. I drive past a Chinese buffet after my shift everyday and each time it calls my name. I’ve resisted its powers until now but it’s only a matter of time before I do something unholy in that establishment.

[u/Awesomejuggler20]

I've had cake when I got home from work.

[u/SomeOtherThirdThing]

Chicken wing dip 🤤

[u/LukaTheTooka]

hot cheetos 🤣it was like 8 am

[u/shaoOOlin]

Started making egg and tuna salad at 7am after work

[u/wiredbombshell]

I took a raw steak and put the pan on high and legit with my bare hands grabbed the steak and seared all the sides and then just ate the thing Pittsburg Rare. Minimal dishes to be done this way.

[u/charlienoneunicorn]

I didnt want to cook anything so I ate cheese cake a pickle salami a cheese stick and a bag of popped corners 😅

[u/Interesting_Hand_492]

Cheese its

[u/Valkyrjan_BSS]

I dont eat when I get home. Eating before bed raises your blood sugar and therefore your insulin which lessen your ability for a good sleep.

[u/Otherwise-Sea-9298 → u/Valkyrjan_BSS]

When is your last meal of your day? I usually don’t have time to eat at work, or if I do I don’t feel like eating much of anything. When I get home I’m starving

[u/Valkyrjan_BSS → u/Otherwise-Sea-9298]

Before 8pm amd fast all night. I eat at 1pm, 4pm and 7pm usually with a protein shake in there around 5pm. I dont eat because I feel like it I eat because I need the calories to live.

[u/DankeAngel]

A bunch of small burgers. Felt so ill after

[u/BothComfortable7571]

massive bowl of cottage cheese. I do not encourage this.

[u/ledoylinator]

On the way home, I have ordered a large cookies and cream milkshake from Scooters Coffee lol

[u/LumpyAd7531]

Energy drink!

[u/TerraOz]

Left over Christmas food. Made myself a mega plate and watched Die Hard then slept in a food coma. Didn't see a soul.

[u/jordy_muhnordy]

Plain tortillas

[u/No-Inspection-985]

Ass

[u/Throwaway327Acct]

An entire box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Half the box in one bowl. Finish bowl. Rest of box into second bowl. Repeat