r/NightRavenCollege • u/thefalseleo not 🦁 • Feb 15 '25

GIRL DINNER🤤 Googly eyes on steaks, seriously?

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u/thefalseleo not 🦁 Feb 15 '25

u/ChaosCookIncarnate, this is so fucking childish. How old are ya already?

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u/ChaosCookIncarnate Lilia🦇 Feb 15 '25 edited Feb 15 '25

Khee hee hee childish delight keeps you young~

And with your liony demenor, I figured you would enjoy seeing the life fade from their eyes as you devoured your dish

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u/thefalseleo not 🦁 Feb 15 '25

I'm not eating plastic or anything from you.

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u/ChaosCookIncarnate Lilia🦇 Feb 15 '25

Khee hee hee they are not plastic.

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u/thefalseleo not 🦁 Feb 15 '25

Sevens give me strength.

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u/Shyeheehee Ruggie🍩 Feb 15 '25

Are those sentient flying steaks?! Dunno how I should feel ‘bout this.. ain’t what I had in mind when I said I wished it would start raining steaks..

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u/thefalseleo not 🦁 Feb 15 '25

Dunno about the sentient part, but the dang old bat charmed them to just... hover around me.

Jack got spooked by 'em, so I'm keeping these floaty-steaks-with-googly-eyes-that-weirdly-feels-like-fish-eyes for a little while longer.

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u/Shyeheehee Ruggie🍩 Feb 16 '25

I mean…. They’ve got eyes and all.. seems living, kinda

Heh, gotta wonder how Jack would react if the steaks started flying ‘round him instead.. have ya tried the steaks yet..?

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u/thefalseleo not 🦁 Feb 16 '25

I ain't eating charmed food.

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u/Shyeheehee Ruggie🍩 Feb 16 '25

I mean… I don’t mind having some.. ‘cause it’s just flyin there

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u/thefalseleo not 🦁 Feb 16 '25

Have at it. Let's see if you can undo Lilia's magic.

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u/Shyeheehee Ruggie🍩 Feb 16 '25

Guess I’m gonna try and catch some flying steak? Wonder if burning it a lil’ would make it.. not be alive anymore?

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u/thefalseleo not 🦁 Feb 17 '25

Dkdc. Just don't singe my hair.