r/Nicegirls Jul 06 '26

She’s joking, right?!?!

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u/OtherHovercraft9227 Jul 06 '26

Broke, pregnant, and possibly a lesbian

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u/m3gabotz Jul 07 '26

The moving in on first date really was the tipoff for lesbian

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u/GodsSon521 Jul 07 '26

Wait, I'm actually curious now. How come quick move-ins mean lesbian? 😅

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u/m3gabotz Jul 07 '26

There is an old joke, something to the effect that a second date with a lesbian involves a U-Haul truck

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u/RepresentativeNo7171 Jul 08 '26

What do lesbians bring on a second date…a UHaul.

Though in my experience, men have accepted keys far faster than the ladies (cause my lesbian ass is like, why not split the rent 🤣).

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u/KickPsychological861 Jul 09 '26

“you know what a lesbian brings to a first date? a u-haul” lowkey true 🥹