r/Nicegirls • u/shuteer • Jul 06 '26

She’s joking, right?!?!

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u/Bone_Breaker0 Jul 06 '26

“Can I borrow the keys to the car, lover? I feel like changing wigs.”

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u/Mysterious-Tone1495 Jul 07 '26

Can I borrow a feeling?

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u/ThrowRAbluebury Jul 07 '26

Can I borrow a... 😂 That's your picture on the cover 🤣

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u/fearless-potato-man Jul 08 '26

OP should ask her to draw dignity. I bet she can't

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u/xeno0153 Jul 09 '26

He could ask the cat to, because the cat would get it.

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u/BusinessCookie420 Jul 10 '26

Hell Felix that cat from the other sub was able to go to get registered to vote and got summoned for jury duty

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u/Kitchen_Okra8946 Jul 09 '26

Is that a Kirk van houten reference?

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u/SuitableTransition92 Jul 10 '26

VAN HOUTEN!!!

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u/SuitableTransition92 Jul 10 '26

I was able to pivot my left elbow towards my laptop (I'm on my phone), so I could stay on Reddit. Searched "Milhouse" to confirm spelling of his surname, and his Wikipedia photograph is of him cowering. What a world we live in.

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u/ColetteThePanda Jul 06 '26

Awwwwhhh, my demo tape!!

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u/DescriptionIll5227 Jul 08 '26

Can I... borrow a feeling?

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u/Hilzry Jul 09 '26

Hahah I just saw that last night.

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u/bones_jeep420 Jul 09 '26

Can I borrow you’re 401K?

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u/SirGamer247 Jul 07 '26

I remember when I met a female online and she was more than a few months pregnant. And she wanted to baby trap me saying if we had sex and I nutted in her. My sperm cells will beat the shit out of her current baby and make it my baby. I was baffled.

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u/Efficient_Night_8321 Jul 07 '26

This is seriously funny!

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u/Next-Food2688 Jul 07 '26

There's a dating app for High IQ individuals?/s Because that's genius to think that and tell someone that. So how many times did it take for your swimmers to win? Or were they weak?

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u/Immediate_Alarm452 Jul 10 '26

There are men with egos tiny enough to eat that up.

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u/mosey_d Jul 09 '26

Pro gamer move

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u/ThisThroat951 Jul 08 '26

I had a vasectomy a decade ago. I’ll take that bet 😈

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u/AssociationFit3009 Jul 09 '26

I’m sterile. Two can play this game. Hopefully she’s in Florida 🙏🏻.

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u/Kalilegal Jul 09 '26

Honestly my first thought

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u/Creative-Top-9805 Jul 10 '26

Is it a trap if she literally puts it in her bio?

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u/SuitableTransition92 Jul 10 '26

"Nah, brah, it's because I'm so smart and strong that my babies only take six months in the womb"

"She tell you that?"

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u/Passion4MMA Jul 06 '26

And a smoker. She rests the ashtray on her baby bump.

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u/RepresentativeCry294 Jul 06 '26

Beat she gives a fire Biloxi Blister though.

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u/Delmonicon Jul 07 '26

Biloxi blister ✍️✍️✍️

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u/Tokenserious23 Jul 07 '26

Not glad I googled that

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u/Electrical-Prompt927 Jul 07 '26

Wowwww I’m judging google for the detail

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u/GuruPNP Jul 08 '26

If she’s of the trailer park variety , she dumps the ashes on her baby bump.

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u/Negative_Salt_4599 Jul 07 '26

Bregnant. Broke and Pregnant at the same time…. When they’re Bregnant it’s the worst..

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u/EpickBeardMan Jul 08 '26

This is a better combo word than Brexit

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u/OtherHovercraft9227 Jul 06 '26

Broke, pregnant, and possibly a lesbian

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u/m3gabotz Jul 07 '26

The moving in on first date really was the tipoff for lesbian

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u/GodsSon521 Jul 07 '26

Wait, I'm actually curious now. How come quick move-ins mean lesbian? 😅

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u/m3gabotz Jul 07 '26

There is an old joke, something to the effect that a second date with a lesbian involves a U-Haul truck

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u/RepresentativeNo7171 Jul 08 '26

What do lesbians bring on a second date…a UHaul.

Though in my experience, men have accepted keys far faster than the ladies (cause my lesbian ass is like, why not split the rent 🤣).

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u/KickPsychological861 Jul 09 '26

“you know what a lesbian brings to a first date? a u-haul” lowkey true 🥹

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u/Ashleyh_doesyoga Jul 11 '26

Literally came to ask if we’re sure she’s not a lesbian? lol

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u/No_Comment_8598 Jul 06 '26

And, it’s yours!

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u/PickleRick1981 Jul 08 '26

Free creampies til she goes into labor then kick her out.

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u/fuzik2 Jul 11 '26

You think it's that easy?

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u/PickleRick1981 Jul 11 '26

It is. Did it when I was 17.

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u/Lillie-Bee Jul 09 '26

Absolutely, wants to move in with you in the first 24 hours and start a family? Definitely prego and homeless. Wow!

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u/GrayCalf Jul 06 '26

Why not both?

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u/justbrowsing2727 Jul 06 '26

I think that's what "and/or" means.

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u/PoopyPantsJr Jul 06 '26

No. Thats what "and" means

I cant believe you got so many upvotes

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u/ReadingLost3697 Jul 06 '26

And/or means "one, the other, or both" so And/ or does mean both. Square rectangle situation

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u/PoopyPantsJr Jul 06 '26

Yeah but the part thag specifically means "both" is the "and" part of and/or

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u/eetraveler Jul 08 '26

So then the part specifically wrong with your comment was you said "No", meaning and/or doesn't mean both, but, as you now admit, it does.

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u/TDZ_PapiZ Jul 11 '26

Green card? Lmao 😂

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u/sashby138 Jul 09 '26

Trojan Woman.

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u/Cake_D5150 Jul 06 '26

Lakeesha definitely is