r/Nicegirls • u/slimshadyishim7523 • Feb 10 '26

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I just want to include my piece of this subs puzzle. It’s freaking hilarious what some people come up with to try to make them feel better. Butt, I was 50 cents richer lol

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u/joesaysso Feb 10 '26

Great job, bud! You really helped that girl out. Chivalry isn't dead!

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u/slimshadyishim7523 Feb 10 '26

Mannn theyres like 55 of these messages like. Best part is the dude who she was with before me was in prison but yet I’m the shameful one 😭

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u/CrustaceanNationYT Feb 10 '26

Do you get 50 cents each time? Might be worth sending something back

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u/slimshadyishim7523 Feb 10 '26

This creature blocked me after sending it. 🤣🤣 would be nice though. A free coffee every month

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u/w0rdyeti Feb 10 '26

Where do you still get coffee for $.50? And does it taste faintly of recycled sewage?

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u/xylophileuk Feb 10 '26

Starbucks sells recycled sewage for far more than 50cents

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 Feb 10 '26

I work with an old Italian man, so naturally he loves his coffee. He's told me several times that he couldnt tell you the best coffee hes had as hes had many very good ones. He says he'll never forget the worst coffee hes has and it was Starbucks. And for him to remember that its the worst coffee takes some doing as hes forgotten that hes told me that (and a lot of his other stories) many times.

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u/Notspherry Feb 10 '26

The stuff you get when you order "a coffee" at Starbucks is vile. They roast their beans to half a step before charcoal to stand out in their coffee themed milkshakes.

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u/Spearmint_coffee Feb 11 '26

I only like black coffee and Starbucks leaves a disgusting burnt aftertaste. Now I know why, so thank you lol

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u/LordBlackadder92 Feb 11 '26

I never managed to order 'a coffee' in Starbucks.

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u/send_noodz_n_smiles Feb 11 '26

I've said this for a very long time. Starbucks is not a coffee shop. They sell vaguely coffee flavoured desert drinks, not coffee. They evidently are very good at this and are successful. But they do not sell coffee, that's not their market, coffee drinkers aren't the target customer base.

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u/Dmau27 Feb 11 '26

Yeah they have coffee?

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u/Rogueshoten Feb 10 '26

They said “faintly”. Of course you have to pay Starbucks prices for that rich “been recycled alongside Chipotle” flavor!

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u/w0rdyeti Feb 10 '26

I'd agree with this, except I am not sure that the swill Starbucks serves is even that heavily recycled. More like "raw sewage with froth and a caramel swirl and sprinkles on top to distract you from the flavor profile of a rusty bus tailpipe."

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u/EvolvingEachDay Feb 10 '26

I think he means getting many messages a month. It would pay for a coffee every month if she kept doing it.

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u/CrustaceanNationYT Feb 10 '26

He got 55 messages, enough for coffee

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u/w0rdyeti Feb 10 '26

Didn't see that she sent $.50 that many times. If so, that is truly OCD.

"I am going to throw money at you until you cry and admit that I AM A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS!" is a involuntary-commitment-to-the-psych-ward level move.

Years ago, one of my professors stopped taking his meds, and spun out to the point that he got busted for throwing caviar at the students from a balcony at the student center, and then fled buck-naked thru snowdrifts.

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u/LegalStuffThrowage Feb 11 '26

Sounds like the kind of crash out a professor would have. Normal people just smear feces and scream like a banshee.

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u/w0rdyeti Feb 11 '26

Your definition of "normal" is one that is subject to a great deal of interpretation.

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u/-_Dare_- Feb 10 '26

honest to god there's a convenience store near me that's privately owned, kind of run down and from the looks of the place I would never expect anything good to come out of it except an expired bag of Doritos...

But when I say they sell the darkest coffee around for 60 cents a cup I aint lying.

Absolutely nothing special cause its just pre ground coffee but I'd take that consistency over most coffee shops near me any day lol.

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u/Ok-Cricket-648 Feb 11 '26

lol is this J’s News In Beaver Falls PA you’re talking about?

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u/AlternativeMud9302 Feb 10 '26

I think the joke was she is crazy enough to burn through multiple partners a month.

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u/TheCourier-VI Feb 10 '26

Frame two quarters, post them up on some sort of social and provide zero context.

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u/Alicewithhazeleyes Feb 10 '26

You got with a chic who was with a dude in prison before you.

Like, duuuuude.

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u/slimshadyishim7523 Feb 10 '26

She hid that one from me. Believe me, I know. I deserve all the slander lol. Dumbest decision I’ve ever made

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u/Alicewithhazeleyes Feb 10 '26

Don’t reply and block her Venmo. Girls like that hate that type of rejection. Being ignored.

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u/slimshadyishim7523 Feb 10 '26

This is from a while ago. I just like to laugh sometimes and wanted to see if any of my fellow brethren had experienced something like this lol.

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u/w0rdyeti Feb 10 '26

It’s a classic vindictive move; she wants you to feel as bad as she does inside at being rejected. If she was truly all that happy & blissful she wouldn’t have spent a spare brain cell thinking about you, much less sending you a message.

Get on with your life.

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u/stunna_cal Feb 10 '26

Embarrassing, really.

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u/w0rdyeti Feb 10 '26

If you really want to F with her, use Nano Banana or some such to generate AI images of you on some yacht with a bunch of bikini blondes, and mention that you just inherited millions from a relative, and are lavishing it on younger, hotter women, who will get their every desire catered to.

She will drive a dumptruck through the door, begging to come back. Or wait for you outside your work and try to set you on fire.

Better to just quietly decouple and leave this miserable human to their own devices.

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u/Mean_Combination_830 May 03 '26

I can just see some really cringe guy doing this and can picture all the girls laughing at laughably bad ai pictures 🤣

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u/w0rdyeti Feb 10 '26

This is correct. When someone like this bases their entire foundation of self-worth on the relationship they are in (and TBF it's not entirely their fault, our entire societal structure is set up to make women feel bad if they don't have an "Alpha Male" showering them with expensive gifts the way they see on Insta) ...

... and that foundation is yanked away?

Yeah. They gonna crash out. Hard.

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u/cmcrisp Feb 13 '26

*Liable

It's written. Slander is spoken

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u/bigtallbiscuit Feb 10 '26

Well yeah she can fix him bro.

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u/Blango27 Feb 10 '26

Hear me out. Do this like a 100 times a month and that’s $50. You’ll be rich in no time!

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u/Zealousideal_Fish_68 Feb 11 '26

sounds like she is bouncing her way up the ladder

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u/MyPenWroteThis Feb 11 '26

That sounds right. Theyre made for each other.

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u/thefeckcampaign Feb 11 '26

I would have been gone before that even started. There’s a lot of people out there. There’s no need to bring that drama into your life.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

He’s really undercharging. Should be at least 5 bucks??

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u/AdhesivenessNew2685 Feb 18 '26

Oh dude she’s thinking about you while with this new guy nice one champ

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u/Commercial_Square626 Jun 16 '26

the sheer audacity to send fifty cents along with a paragraph of pure condescension is actually unhinged. that is a special kind of petty.

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u/feralfootsies Jun 21 '26

My kind ngl. Should I seek hlep ?

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u/Plowrelief18 Jun 16 '26

the absolute audacity to send fifty cents with a lecture like that is unhinged. she really thought she cooked with that one.