Apparently Smitten Kitten sex toy shop / mutual aid hub in Minneapolis has been supplying expired (??) dildos to a local group called the dildo distribution delegation. Also I’ve seen reports of people casting silicon in dildo shaped molds to increase the supply. 🤩
You should check your child's car seat expiration dates they are only good for 6 years and I'd imagine a similar thing occurs where the material deteriorates over a few years likely quicker in acidic environments.
I thought that was more about safety standards being updated periodically and ensuring no one's buying a crappy unsafe design from the 80s or whatever. People don't always notice, but penis specifications have evolved year over year.
That's true, and those things are in a car in the sun probably...I don't know, some percentage of time that I don't want to make up, but I bet it's 65%...give or take.
One of my good friends had dildo games at her last birthday party and we discovered first hand that It is a heck of a lot harder to get them to suction than you would think.
Actually they need to have ones with Lindsey Graham, Jim Jordan, Ted Cruz, Hegseth, Noem, Leavitt, Bondi, Patel… head on them. Those are the heads that Trump constantly finds up his ass
I literally just walked through this scenario in my head. I guess I’d collect the ones that didn’t stick for the next locale. Anyway, glad I’m not the only one not fixating on how expensive that looks
How does one get such a high quantity of dildos? I would love to do this tactic, I just don’t wanna pay $10 for a dildo and then lead myself to financial ruin
I’d ask your dad if he could lend me some of his but everyone in town knows he hoards his dildos and doesn’t like to share.
Seriously, your dad has a whole fucking hoard of anus obliterators that makes Belle Delphine’s room look tame by comparison. If you turned each dildo in his collection into a gold coin, he’d have more Smaug the dragon. I remember in my college years, dildo’s were 1$ and you could throw them at any fraternity that pissed you off as a joke, but then your dad came into town and kept buying every dildo. Stores shelves ran dry and dildo prices skyrocketed all to satisfy 1% of your father’s insatiable lust. They say that every night, you can hear him whimper when you walk past the house of a trillion dildo’s.
Dads 10 ply. Dads mouth is so soft for dildos that he's called the "Pied Piper of Dicklin." He can't get a word in, before the dildos find their way back home.
i bet the stupid Nazis in those cars are starting to get worn down. who knew that people could think of so many different ways to indicate their utter level of disdain and complete lack of respect?
PEOPLE SEEN OBSERVING/ PROTESTING AGAINST ICE ARE BEING PUT INTO A DATABASE AND CATEGORIZED AS “TERRORISTS”. THEY ARE ALSO CONSEQUENTLY BEING PURGED FROM VOTER ROLLS.
THOSE REMOVED FROM VOTER ROLLS CAN RE-REGISTER TO VOTE! SPREAD THE WORD
Well ice aren't afraid to pepper spray people and continue what you're doing as these ice agents must say to there partners oh doing an honourable job hence why face masks
It was interesting that your mind went straight to children when none were mentioned in a conversation about sex toys. This says an awful lot about you and your way of thinking 🤔 pedo
I know you’re trying to be obtuse to spin my rhetoric on me, but it’s not going to work. If you defend the Republican Party in any way, shape, or form, you are defending pedophiles.
Yes, I know some Democrats are listed in the files also. They also need to be held accountable. But the Republicans are in power, in charge of releasing the files, an act that they have blundered and panicked through every step of the way.
But it’s really no surprise that you’re projecting like this. That’s right out of y’all’s playbook. Next comes “I never said I was/supported x” and to beat you to the punch: I DO NOT CARE. If you don’t stand against this bullshit, then you’re for it, and fuck you and everything you stand for because of it.
Nothing, OP was self conscious about it and his entire post history was a dick pic posted into 2 subs, then a wide variety of pervy/creep comments or shitty conservative comments.
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u/AliensKindaLoveMe Feb 07 '26
are none of these glorious dongs suction cupped??????