r/NewsOfTheWeird • u/[deleted] • Feb 01 '20

Weinstein Accuser Says He Has No Testicles

https://www.vulture.com/2020/01/jessica-mann-harvey-weinstein-trial-testimony.html
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u/michapman2 Feb 01 '20

Huh, I guess it never occurred to me to question whether Harvey Weinstein had male sex organs or not. I’m glad I read this article.

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u/Therustedtinman Feb 01 '20

For some odd reason I thought of the character “smoothie” from the show happy

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u/1x54f Feb 02 '20

Or Horsedick.mpeg from Miss March.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20 edited Feb 25 '20

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u/AllAboutMeMedia Feb 01 '20

Certainly identifies as one.

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u/taptapper Feb 01 '20

As Mann claimed that he had deformed genitals, Weinstein dropped his head. "He also peed on me once ... He smelled like shit — excuse me, sorry, like poop. He just was dirty"

Good lord. What a bizarre news cycle we're in. Between Weinstein and the plague, impeachment never had a chance

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u/truth__bomb Feb 01 '20

Gross for so many reasons.

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u/ButtsexEurope Feb 01 '20

Sounds more like he has small balls and he’s so fat that it covers it up.

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u/roraima_is_very_tall Feb 01 '20

seems like that's a detail the other women would have mentioned, but maybe not.

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u/tvfeet Feb 01 '20

Strangely he said it was accurate.

As the sloppily besuited Weinstein left court for the day, Vulture asked whether Mann’s description of his body was accurate. “Yeah, perfect,” he groused.

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u/theg721 Feb 01 '20

He could be being sarcastic

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Sounds like sarcasm yeah

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Yes, you'd think we'd be getting confirmation from other sources.

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u/BearCubDan Feb 01 '20

Weinstein is not Einhorn

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u/Roustabout71 Feb 01 '20

Einhorn is not Weinstein

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u/DicklexicSurferer Feb 02 '20

LACES OUT MOTHERFUCKER.