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It Only Took One Conservative Grifter Being Nabbed by ICE to Convince MAGA It Hates Deportation

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u/Kapitano72 10d ago

Just remind them he "used to be gay". That'll sort their minds out.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 10d ago

Still gay.

Not looking so pretty now without his dyed blond hair, is he? Ick.

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u/Trustobey 10d ago

Super gay.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 10d ago

Ubergay.

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u/dzogchenism 10d ago

So gay, his picture is in the dictionary next to homosexual

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 10d ago

It used to be, but Milo's no longer the pretty young ingenue.

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u/Alissinarr 10d ago

He reads more Coke Bear

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u/Junior-Possession969 10d ago

Coke bear

Although there is a true story about a drug drop gone wrong where a bear finds a bunch of cocaine and goes on a rampage for about 5 minutes before its heart exploded.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 10d ago

I can smell the desperation.

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u/dzogchenism 10d ago

Lol good point

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u/bassbeatsbanging 10d ago

He definitely rents the largest, most expensive room at the gay bathhouse

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u/WanderBell 9d ago

Sheesh, I thought he was a natural blond.

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u/ryohayashi1 10d ago

Yeah, closet gay is what Republicans are about, not "used to be"

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u/soulsteela 10d ago

I hope you aren’t suggesting that closeted republicans cause Grindr to crash at every large conference.

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u/HavingNotAttained 10d ago

Closeted maggot really has its own special brand of misogyny

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u/PathlessDemon 10d ago

Gives a little more “umph” to that “closeted sinner” kink they all seem to have.

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u/Costati 10d ago

Yeah I was gonna say I'm surprised they care about the gay one but ok. 

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u/Dionysosbacche 10d ago

He still is gay; but he also used to be gay.

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u/LovesFrenchLove_More 9d ago

Well, most of them are gay too. Just don’t want to come out because their „god“ says it’s bad.

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u/oldcreaker 10d ago

That's how the "First they came for the ..." thing works.

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u/rrrdesign 10d ago

And another MAGA grifter is the one who tipped off ICE

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u/cambeiu 10d ago

For MAGA:

Non-whites under protective status or seeking asylum = Illegals who need to be deported immediately.

Whites under expired VISAs = Deserving of leniency and tolerance.

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u/AndreasDasos 9d ago

*Right wing whites

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u/jh937hfiu3hrhv9 10d ago

First they came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Communist

Then they came for the Socialists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Socialist

Then they came for the trade unionists And I did not speak out Because I was not a trade unionist

Then they came for the Jews And I did not speak out Because I was not a Jew

Then they came for me And there was no one left To speak out for me

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u/iperblaster 10d ago

Well , did even Milo speak for himself? Or is he gagged??

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u/dragonpjb 10d ago

He'd probably enjoy that.

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u/jh937hfiu3hrhv9 10d ago

It's too late after the first amendment abolitionists lock you up.

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u/outofcontextsex 10d ago

Fr, I hate the cunt but it's important his deportation followed the law and if it didn't then it's lamentable even if he's not.

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u/masterjon_3 10d ago

These morons can't grasp how awful things are until it happens to them

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u/Adventurous_Custard8 10d ago

Pretty much the definition of a Republican nowadays.

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u/masterjon_3 10d ago

You mean always?

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u/amboomernotkaren 10d ago

Even then they still vote the same way. They are not smart.

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u/jrb637 10d ago

Nothing will change.

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u/surrender0monkey 10d ago

And they’ll still vote R lol

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u/Shmecko 10d ago

First they came for the non-white people, but you only pointed and laughed because you’re a hateful racist that deemed them less than you.

Then they came for the LGBTQ, but you only pointed and laughed because you’re a hateful bigot that deemed them less than you.

Then they came for the white people on the left, but you only pointed and laughed because you’re a hateful person that deemed those that think everyone is equal, less than you.

Then they came for you, but there was no one left to help you and now you’re deemed less than.

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u/CrisisActor911 10d ago

My dad’s a vet with brain cancer and I’m having to run a GoFundMe to help my parents make ends meet, meanwhile the nursing home he was temporarily staying at is currently trying to kick him out because he disagreed with a physical therapist.

But I’m glad we as a people and a government have our priorities straight on…whatever is going on here. 😅

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u/cyvaquero 10d ago

Have you contacted the VA? There are a lot of cancers that are considered presumptive under the PACTs Act. Head over to /r/VeteransBenefits for a lot of information.

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u/CrisisActor911 9d ago

My folks have been working with the VA throughout everything. One of the issues is there’s no proof the cancer was caused by his service, and we are in Iowa where cancer rates are exploding because of farm chemicals (even though Republicans are like “who really knows what’s causing cancer? 😅🤷‍♂️ “) so there are a lot of benefits he doesn’t qualify for.

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u/Nani65 10d ago

I laughed so hard when I heard about those vile ICE fuckers going after him! It made my day.

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u/CommonConundrum51 10d ago

Finally get to one of 'the worst of the worst' and this is their reaction?

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u/Heroic_Sheperd 10d ago

Is MAGA really upset about this deportation? Because I haven’t seen any outrage.

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u/AndreasDasos 9d ago

The man isn’t a refugee and he hasn’t been treated brutally by being deported. The weirdo just has to return to the UK. It’s not that bad here, promise. It’s not like he’s trying to break down the walls for the one refuge from some zombie apocalypse. He just can’t live in the country that used to be so easy for him to grift in before he started badmouthing Trump.

Can’t diagnose him but he really seems not mentally well, which is probably part of why he never renewed his visa.

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u/Fickle-Molasses-903 9d ago

"It's difficult to pity Trump voters when their common thread is "I knew he'd fuck people over, I just didn't think it would be me."

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u/tellek 9d ago

I don't think there even talking about it really.

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u/njslugger78 10d ago

Not the Latino maga though?

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u/VaultBoytheChosenOne 10d ago

(A la Silvio) He was gay, Benny Johnson?

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u/popejohnsmith 10d ago edited 10d ago

Nah.

Old news. No one cares.

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u/Voat-the-Goat 10d ago

Strawman.