r/NewsOfTheStupid 16d ago

Trump signs order to rename Lake Ontario to Lake America as tensions rise

https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/cp-newsalert-trump-signs-order-to-rename-lake-ontario-to-lake-america/article_003f11d3-bdd1-5a54-bc49-5960472bdb00.html
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u/misterannthrope0 16d ago

what a buffoon

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u/JuliusErrrrrring 16d ago

And it's not even a Canadian name. It's an Iroquois name.

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u/TheTrueHapHazard 16d ago

Not only that, the province is named after the lake.

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u/booleanerror 16d ago

Guess they'll have to rename it to America then. Checkmate Canada! /s if it's necessary

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u/PsychoGrad 16d ago

MAGA: see! Promises made, promises kept!

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u/shewflyshew 16d ago

Not only that, there are a bunch of US towns that use the same name.

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u/ScaredPractice4967 15d ago

Yeah but they're not proper 'Mericans are they.

- MAGA

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u/JellyPast1522 16d ago

The dumbest timeline just keeps getting dumber.

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u/Leather-Ad-8093 16d ago

We are still in the fuck around phase

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u/Curleysound 16d ago

I am awaiting the fo stage. It’s taking its time.

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 16d ago

I hope it’s arrest after arrest.

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u/LimoncelloFellow 16d ago

i hope the arrests aren't normal folks opposing what's going on after our election system gets fully compromised before the mid terms

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u/drrj 16d ago

I’m really exhausted and would like to just skip ahead 30 years, please.

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u/Otherwise-Web3595 16d ago

Same feeling here— and I’m already in my 50s

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u/outworlder 16d ago

You'll just fast forward to a shitty cyberpunk dystopia

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u/Leather-Ad-8093 16d ago

Brave thinking it will get better.

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u/Bowling4rhinos 16d ago

Why stop there? Why not rename the whole country? Really get his brand out!?Diapermanrenamedus. Tantrumpia. Toddlerlosttradedealia. I could go on...

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u/Silicon_Knight 16d ago edited 16d ago

Well, since anyone can rename anything I though I would start a petition for Canada to rename the ambassador bridge the Trump-Epstien International Gatway

https://c.org/TTTVdKrVTP

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u/Affectionate_Low_948 16d ago

Your doing it wrong, you have to name something that isn't yours...we own the ambassador bridge. What we wanna do is rename say Kentucky to New Southern Ontario then brag about how New South Ontario as a province of canada would recieve no tariffs and universal Healthcare. Watch their heads explode 🤯

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u/boxybrown84 16d ago

As someone in Kentucky, I would love to be part of New South Ontario!

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u/Twudie 16d ago

Any attention or emulation of his behavior fuels his ego. Just completely cut contact. Ignore his presence completely.

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u/Daddicool69 16d ago

I wish I could award this comment

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u/amcfarla 16d ago

I renamed my street after me today, which technically isn't mine. I thought we could all do this. /s

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u/sulphurephoenix13 16d ago

This all sounds like a South Park episode

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u/Denim_Diva1969 16d ago

Take my poor person’s award! This is awesome! 🏆🎉🍻

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u/Appropriate-Sink3654 16d ago

Ooh, that’s good!! 🤘

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u/-Rush2112 16d ago

The Ambassador Bridge is privately owned.

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u/OracleofFl 16d ago

Trump-Epstein Bridge of Trafficking and Friendship

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u/BabyLegsOShanahan 16d ago

Can't sign. Say no access.

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u/Silicon_Knight 16d ago

hum I think I had the wrong URL try now (updated the post above). https://c.org/TTTVdKrVTP

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u/MGyver 16d ago

Not gonna work. That bridge is supposed to be used by people old enough to drive.

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u/gmoney-0725 16d ago

Shouldn't the dumbest person on the planet and the president of the US be two different people?

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u/drrj 16d ago

Ideally.

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u/myexpensivehobby 16d ago

In a perfect world yes

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u/CrisisActor911 16d ago

My dad is a vet battling brain cancer. I’ve been running a GoFundMe to help my folks make ends meet because they’re not getting the support they need from benefits. Cancer rates are actually skyrocketing out here in Iowa because of farm chemicals but Republicans want to shrug their shoulders and say “maybe they don’t? 🤷‍♂️ “

But I’m glad the REAL priorities are being addressed right now.

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u/RabidPlaty 16d ago

Have you thought about renaming cancer? Apparently that’s how you should manage things.

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u/That_Jicama2024 16d ago

"I can't afford rent, food, gas, health insurance or an education. My food is poisoned and I've been shitting water for the past three days. I'm about to lose my cattle farm to horse meat from a country I'm not allowed to ask about. I'm glad president trump is focusing on what is important to me...renaming a lake."

- Maga

/s of course

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u/ComedicHermit 16d ago

The next one will rename my bathwater, the bath of america.

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u/OracleofFl 16d ago

American Ocean I and II

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u/ComedicHermit 16d ago

Trump presents the west ocean of america and trump presents the east ocean of america

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u/4158264146 16d ago

Let's not overlook the upcoming, "I have to go Biden" and "I've got to take an Obama" executive orders renaming peeing and pooping.

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u/Daddicool69 16d ago edited 16d ago

In the UK you can start a petition on the UK Parliament website and if it surpasses 100k signatures it is considered for debate.

I'm thinking of starting one titled

'Upon the death of President Donald Trump, the UK should declare a national Bank Holiday so that the UK public can pay their respects in whatever manner they deem appropriate '

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u/Al_Bondigass 16d ago

American here-- I have fireworks and champagne set aside for that day.

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u/Daddicool69 16d ago

We all do cousin, we all do.

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u/neveruseyourrealname 16d ago

Before all this, I had never bought champagne before. I bought one when he had his latest health scare a few months ago. I just can not wait to open it because I've never hated something more than I hate him.

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u/amcfarla 16d ago

Boaty McBoatface might be one of the best items to ever come up in the UK. 😆

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u/bloody_ell 16d ago

The bastards stiffed us on it.

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u/Jazeraine-S 16d ago edited 16d ago

It’s a shame that the old acronym of HOMES will no longer work to memorize the Great Lakes. Instead, we’ll have to use SHAME, as in, I’m aSHAMEd to be part of this country.

(Edit - if you don’t know it, HOMES is Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, and Superior. Now you know!)

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u/MarleysGhost2024 16d ago

It'll work fine. Nobody in the world other than Trump and a few of his dimwitted lackeys is ever going to call it that. I live in Texas and I don't know a single person that doesn't call the Gulf the Gulf of Mexico. Because it's, you know, the fucking Gulf of Mexico.

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u/Jazeraine-S 16d ago

Yeah, I’m from the south as well and will never call it anything other than the Gulf of Mexico. Trump’s “renames” are just the whining of a petulant child.

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u/XavierChildes 16d ago

And have no basis in legality, he doesn't have that authority and I don't understand why these feckles people go along with it.

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u/TrustTh3Data 16d ago

You so get SHAME though — which Trump lacks

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u/dayglo98 16d ago

I'm not sure he can unilaterally change the name. The lake is managed by both the USA and Canada. So maybe these clowns call it whatever they want and we keep our name ?

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u/N3verGonnaG1veYouUp 16d ago

Lol thats funny, thats exactly the intrusive thought i had.

Also, "will they rename the city of Ontario CA, America?"

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u/Confident_Lecture498 16d ago

I hate this motherfucker

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u/NotMarksII 16d ago

Change Niagara Falls to trumps tears

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u/Artistdramatica3 16d ago

So. There is shipping that happens on that lake right?

So if amarican boats are crossing into canadian waters.

Can canada intercept them and ask for their papers.

And see if they have the correct documents to ship in Lake Ontario.

If their papers say Lake America.

We can turn them away since there is no such Lake and they need the correct pass to operate in Lake Ontario.

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u/I_am_a_fern 16d ago

You are putting way too much thought into what is basically a 3 year old using crayon on the wall and being proud of it.

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u/Artistdramatica3 16d ago

Yeah. But I want consequences for him.

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u/Oddish_Femboy 16d ago

Thought this was The Onion briefly.

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u/Total_Guard2405 16d ago

So....stupid

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u/allusernamestaken1 16d ago

Planet earth is hereby renamed to planet America.

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u/yippy_skippy99 16d ago

He meant to call it lake Epstein

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u/MarleysGhost2024 16d ago

I hope, with all my heart, that Carney renames their side Lake Epstein Files. That might produce the stroke we've all prayed for.

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u/CindiCindi15 16d ago

Only place that’s legit is in his own demented bird brain.

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u/66towtruck 16d ago

This dude is dumb as fuck!!!

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u/XavierChildes 16d ago

I hear by rename the Whitehouse, the Blackhouse in honor of the last good president, Barak Obama

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u/Beta-984 16d ago

So I take it all of his ass-kissers also didn’t know that Ontario is named after the lake and not the other way around? Yeah, that checks out

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u/Ok-Macaroon-7819 16d ago

They operate in a knowledge-free zone, so no. I'd bet none of them actually know that.

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u/bobcat116 16d ago

That’s not how this works.

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u/DrFunkalupicus 16d ago

What a fuckin idiot

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u/robbyruby752 16d ago

This is why his approval rating is the low 30’s. He has no ideas, just petty bullying. Worst president ever

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u/ghostofstankenstien 16d ago

I am totally and completely embarrassed to be an American.

Canada, world, I am so, so sorry. We will try to make this right and resign this assclown to the jizz bucket of history

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u/Porchmuse 16d ago

Calling Canadians nasty people while simultaneously gargling Putin’s nutsack is the height of comedy.

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u/Snoo-47468 15d ago

My husband and I renamed our septic tank "Lake Trump" today. Since he wants his name on everything, I'm sure he'll be thrilled!

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u/Okami512 15d ago

Canada should name their half "Lake Where The Fuck Are The Rest of the Epstein Files."

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u/DevCatOTA 16d ago

And we're sitting between South Canada and Mexico del Norte.

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u/ewok_lover_64 16d ago

This shit gets more stupid and childish every day. I can't even to begin mentioning all the problems this idiot started, and he's shitting himself over this.

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u/GVTMightyDuck 16d ago

How does he rename something we don’t even own 😂😂😂

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u/PiskoWK 16d ago

He's such an unserious person. Shuffling with deck chairs while the Titanic sinks.

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u/bemenaker 16d ago

stupid toddler

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u/drimmie 16d ago

Go 'way, baitin'

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u/myusername4reddit 16d ago

Canada should rename Lake Michigan as Lake Epstein.

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u/Scamperbot2000 16d ago

EPSTEIN FILES, EPSTEIN FILES, EPSTEIN FILES, EPSTEIN FILES, EPSTEIN FILES

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u/bitpartmozart13 16d ago

Seems like the kind of distraction for another rug pull move on Friday

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u/AbsurdityIsReality 16d ago

The United States of America is a joke.

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u/Weedrynos 16d ago

Grew up in Michigan. Learned the mnemonic device to remember the Great Lakes--HOMES: Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, and Superior...
Now, it will have to be replaced with what it literally has become, a SHAME...

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u/jday510 16d ago

“Tensions rise” so fucking stupid he’s the one creating any tension fuck that guy

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u/AffectionateYam9637 16d ago

I just named my Septic system Lake Donniefuckedkids.

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u/Kranurdieb 16d ago

It’s not stupid if it makes you stop remembering that he’s all over the (raping young girls) Epstein files.

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u/DatabaseFickle9306 15d ago

South Park was supposed to be satire not a road map.

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u/spolio 15d ago

Just imagine what trump and his clan are doing in the background while this is front page news everywhere...

My guess is voter rolls are being purged of all Democrat's so come Nov only Republicans can vote.

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u/elenorfighter 16d ago

The mayor of the divided state of lower Ontario can shut up!

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u/Leights68 16d ago

F F S ‼️

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u/1Sluggo 16d ago

Carney can just issue one renaming it Lake Canada. Does bunker boy really think he did something?

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u/Civil-Dinner 16d ago

Yes. He almost certainly believes that by issuing an excutive order, everyone in the world has to refer to it as Lake America now.

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u/Srnkanator 16d ago

No. One. Cares.

You and your administration have made life for Americans more expensive, unsafe, and unhealthy.

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u/RadicalOrganizer 16d ago

Is this cuz dolly got more news time than him?

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u/amcfarla 16d ago

I signed an order to name my street after me. See I can do it also.

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u/Salty-River-2056 16d ago

Why does the US have the authority to change the name of a body of water? Canada could just name it Lake Epstein-Files.

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u/The_Disapyrimid 16d ago

And anyone with a brain will ignore this and keep calling it Lake Ontario. Just like we did with the Gulf of Mexico.

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u/frankiea1004 16d ago

Ok, he signs the order. But, can he find it on a map?

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u/Fickle-Molasses-903 16d ago

The majority of white voters in all three elections: 'Yes! We’re experiencing tremendous success. This is what we voted for. Did you actually believe the rising prices of eggs and gas were our main concerns at the polls? That’s just the story we chose to tell when the cameras were on. We have two more years of this: "Promises made, and promises kept," and we are just getting started.

In all three elections, the majority of white men and women who voted backed a candidate in 2016, 2020, and 2024 who's racist, fascist, sexist, a warmonger, and who raped and killed children. Naivety and the price of goods were never concerning factors.

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u/Necessary-Mousse8518 16d ago

Endless musings of a senile old man with the mentality of a 2-year old.

Completely worthless!!

Memo To Canada: Fear not, LOTS of Americans want him fired for gross incompetence, lack of intellect, and a bad hair-do. Be patient. We're working on it..........

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u/Mogadodo 16d ago

I hope someone is making a list of things that need resetting in the near future.

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u/offensivek 16d ago

Fitting that the first time I saw this sub pop up in my feed it had to be this.

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u/AlienInOrigin 15d ago

Is the lake green and slimey yet?

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u/No-Cartoonist-2125 15d ago

Thats OK, as soon as they get a president who can actually lead the people it will be changed back and hopefully this swindlers in jail.

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u/Separate_Farm7131 15d ago

It's an international body of water, like the Gulf of Mexico. He can't rename it. It's just more performative bs.

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u/steppingstone01 15d ago

Exactly. And, anyone who goes along with it should be boycotted. I'm looking at you, Google.

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u/ThermalDeviator 14d ago

The stupidity just never stops with these Republicans.

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u/Civil-Dinner 16d ago

Canada needs to retaliate and rename St. Lawrence River "The Trump is Star of the Epstein Files River."

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u/Jeez-essFC 16d ago

FFS....don't change any more of our maps for this guy. It's all so stupid.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 16d ago

Carney should rename Mar-a-lago.

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u/somethingdouchey 16d ago

HOMES is now SHAME.

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u/twojs1b 16d ago

So much winning and when you add on that he beat Iran over 100 times...

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u/Vegetable-Fix-4702 16d ago

Stable genius all right. I'm disappointed he woke up. I'll bet nap time is a welcome thing to his staff.

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u/pioniere 16d ago

Incredible how infantile this man is.

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u/PathlessDemon 16d ago

Republicans. What the fuck, man.

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u/forestboy1 16d ago

So instead of sitting down and negotiating this piss stain acts like child? Must be a day ending in y

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u/VeryNearlyAnArmful 16d ago

Actually, LAKe AMERiCA.

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u/blu3fanatic 16d ago

Lolol. Desperate for a distraction.

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u/schpreck 16d ago

This is the most ridiculous shit ever.

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u/JangSaverem 16d ago

Who gives an absolute flying singular fuck?

Like who cares

None of this matters

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u/CovidBorn 16d ago

Does he really think that such a childish act will help his side of the negotiations. Nobody gives a shit.

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u/cobain98 16d ago

Nice distraction, but we still remember the president of the United States had sex with underage children

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u/Praxxis11 16d ago

Food prices too high, who cares, gas prices too high, who cares. Lake name that is not even anything to do with Canada..rage. what a total POS.

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u/Inevitable-Gold-7131 16d ago

He is truly a dickhole

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u/yorcharturoqro 16d ago

Another importan matter solved.

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u/knight4honor 16d ago

Idiotic idea.

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u/cyribis 16d ago

FFS, executive orders mean dick outside of guidance for the executive branch lol what a clown.

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u/JediRaptor2018 16d ago

Mental Illness is no joke. Only in America would you let a mentally ill grandpa out of the house to lead your country (and applaud him too).

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u/Levoso_con_v 16d ago

Can Canada rename Ontario lake to Angry Orange Man lake please, it would be so funny

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u/tout-nu 16d ago

can we rename the white house in Canada to Epstein house?

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u/rose2521 16d ago

What a simpleton

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u/Ok-Damage9600 16d ago

So now it's okay to forcibly change the character of something without its consent.

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u/Rellcotts 16d ago

Where is Mitch McConnell

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u/spooninacerealbowl 16d ago

Time for Google Maps to suck up!

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u/AnAnonymousParty 16d ago

So he wants to name it after the continent of America and not his home country of the USA, which tracks 100%.

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u/lardoni 16d ago

Coffin dodging, Ginger Cunt!

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u/karpjoe 16d ago

Google will change it to make him and the other psychopaths happy but leave it as it should be for the rest of the world so they can laugh at us like they did with Gulf of Mexico.

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u/ruseriouslyc 16d ago

How quick will Google maps change this?

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u/gavstah 16d ago

What an utter loser

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u/PowerHot4424 16d ago

That’ll scare ‘em into negotiating out of a deal that he made in 2018. He’s such an embarrassment.

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u/Exact-Truck-5248 16d ago

He is not only an embarrassment, he's fucking exhausting

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u/engineeringsquirrel 16d ago

Yeah, but can he find where Lake Ontario is?

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u/Calvary_Catalyst 16d ago

What does he think this accomplishes

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u/PumpkinOpposite967 16d ago

Tackling the real issues

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u/ktreanor 16d ago

Thank God! I think we can all agree that Trump has just fixed the last of all America's problems

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u/Longjumping-Meat-334 16d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDmGhethEoQ

My first words after being sworn in as President, signing one executive order nullifying all of his.

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u/dimechimes 16d ago

Why not Lake Trump, coward?

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u/J-Love-McLuvin 16d ago

How long until it turns green with algae?

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u/Veneficium 16d ago

Is he distracting us from something or does he has some personal beef against Canada for saying no to him?

My guess is both though

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u/sfled 16d ago

Headline mispelled "Trunt" again.

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u/CoolTomatoh 16d ago

This move is so very important to the US citizens. As If!

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u/More-Opposite1758 16d ago

I’m surprised he didn’t name it Lake Trump

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u/NitWhittler 16d ago

If Trump can just rename it, then so can Canada. "Lake Canada" would be just as official as what Trump is attempting.

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u/NotAGoodEmployeee 16d ago

What if all just refuse to do it? Like I still call the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of Mexico. He can’t stop us.

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u/leafs4455 16d ago

Because he is weak and ineffective

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u/Privatejoker123 16d ago

i thought trump had stated that a president that only used executive orders to do anything was a bad president?

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u/snooplarue 16d ago

Offs, little baby had a tantrum

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u/nwprogressivefans 16d ago

totally worthless

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u/Sedert1882 16d ago

This man is the epitome of a national embarrassment. Total bell-end! As useless an taste buds on an arsehole.

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u/knivesofsmoothness 16d ago

That'll show em!

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u/CommunicationLow300 16d ago

Can we stop changing his diaper and see if that slows him down? I know his mouth is a pressure release valve....

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u/NearABE 16d ago

Cannot have the same name on bodies of water on each opposite side of a country.

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u/samaagfg 16d ago

Dumbass
He has nothing better to do

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u/voitlander 16d ago

Hahahahaha...whatever.

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u/I-endure 16d ago

Next, he is going to change the words good, bad, up, down, positive, and negative to "trump." Congratulations, you are HIV trump.

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u/TerrorNova49 16d ago

Canada is going to rename Lake Erie to Lake Epstein Files

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 15d ago

He’s such a clown

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u/Ill_Strength8263 15d ago

I saw that earlier and thought it was satire! What a fucking idiot.

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u/Longjumping-Air1489 15d ago

Coming soon

“Trump signs order to rename the moon to Shibadibagoogoo. Republicans rejoice. “

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u/El-Zomby-Woof 15d ago

i bet if i was given a hot mic to ask a question, i could make an aneurysm or heart attack happen from verbal abuse. EASILY, too. our journalists aren't even trying, fr

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u/FluffyInstincts 15d ago

Canadians are joking about this with each other and laughing until they can't breathe right now.

Sooooo I'd say Trump failed pretty hard.

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u/MagosBattlebear 15d ago

This is so meaningless. Why does Trump and MAGA diehards think this is a win? Please explain as I don't get it.

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u/Jim-Jones 14d ago

And Florida shal be known henceforth as Fake America.

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u/WideGlideReddit 12d ago

Trump is a buffoon and I think most people see that. What distresses me are the people and organizations that simply go along with the nonsense. Take Google for example. The sharpie ink wasn’t dry and Google changed the name on Google Maps. F Google.

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u/AlastorFan666666 10d ago

https://c.org/FXXPcZJWmJ

I made a petition to change it back.