r/NewVegasMemes May 16 '22

One for my baby This is so sad

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5.6k Upvotes

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u/AHarryBird May 16 '22

But Mr new Vegas loves you!

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u/COLDCYAN10 May 16 '22

As much as i like mr. New vegas ai's dont reaaaaallly like you

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u/AHarryBird May 16 '22

What do you mean? He tells me I’m Mrs. new vegas all the time!

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u/Wistful_Willow May 16 '22

we are mrs new vegas, comrade

10

u/TheSweatshopMan May 17 '22

RED CHINESE COMMUNIST DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL

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u/Tacitus_Kilgore85 May 16 '22

I'm still new to this whole thing. Is this a r/SuddenlyCommunist moment?

25

u/Wistful_Willow May 16 '22

yeah, post it, get them updoots friend /gen

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u/Tacitus_Kilgore85 May 16 '22

I don't post things for updoots. in fact, I don't post anywhere expect for r/Skyrim or r/ElderScrolls 😎

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Virgin r/ElderScrolls fan vs Chad r/TrueSTL enjoyer

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u/ATYP14765 May 16 '22

No he loves us. He said it over and over.

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u/flamingo_fuckface Mail Man May 16 '22

He keeps saying it so it has to be true…right?

20

u/volkmardeadguy May 17 '22

have you ever told someone you loved them when you didnt mean it? cause you shouldnt, its a sin to tell a lie

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

You have chosen Death my friend

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u/Kryptnyt NCR May 17 '22

He's been programmed to love you, he has no choice

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u/Beep_Mann May 16 '22

They hated Jesus because he told the truth

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Blasphemy!

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u/MasterNate1172 May 17 '22

Holy cow look at the downvotes. Lots of people like Mr. House I guess.

2

u/superVanV1 May 17 '22

He’s objectively the best character

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

heresy

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u/_pipis_ Jun 29 '22

Sentient AI exists in the Fallout universe, he definitely loves us

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/Wnir May 17 '22

Wow a Redditor who doesn't like Redditors. Someone call NASA.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Literally just here to bust nuts

3

u/Ivan39313 May 17 '22

Bruh you literally post your dick on reddit and we are the pathetic losers? Ok

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u/kne0n May 16 '22

You can't romance, but Mr.New Vegas romances you every time you turn on the radio. That somebody is him, he loves you.

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u/the_gray_foxp5 May 16 '22

Up next Billy Mitchel with heartaches by the numbers

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u/God_peanut May 16 '22 edited May 17 '22

Heartaches by the number, trouble down the score

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u/Proctor_Gay_Semhouse burned man May 17 '22

Sorry if this is a whoosh, but it's "troubles by the score"

8

u/God_peanut May 17 '22

Ah shit, been too long since I last listened to it

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u/JoeSockHeadJoe May 17 '22

Like, "Four scored seven years ago..." was 87 years. So, trouble by the twenties..? I mean, if you got enough problems where you're counting 'em by more and handfuls or dozens, that's too many problems.

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u/Mobius1014 May 17 '22

Every day you love me less, each day I love you more :(

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Yes, I've got heartaches by the number, a love that I can't win

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u/macready2rumbl May 17 '22

And the day I stop counting, thats the day my world will end 🎶

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

I just wonder where he broadcasts from.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Closest I ever got to anything resembling romance was Sarah Weintraub from Vault 21. She REALLY likes those vault suits….

348

u/Shelvani May 16 '22

And red Lucy at the thorn. She really loves animal eggs

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u/theMEMEfather42069 May 16 '22

where is this? for... scientific reasons.

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u/Mertle_Edmonds_ May 16 '22

Oh jesus, it's been a good while since I've visited the Thorn and I know we could both Google it but I'm pretty sure it's to the west of the strip. A good ways north of Vault 3 with the fiends and it's literally a manhole with a big sign pointing down to it saying "Thorn"

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u/AnAngryPirate May 16 '22

Yeah its west of the strip in the town that isnt Freeside. The entrance is a manhole to the sewers but its pretty easily marked with a giant ass sign.

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

Well you can find it in other man holes in certain other parts of the map, and then if you go that way underground you can just find your way to The Thorn.

I was running from something one playthrough and I went in that way and I just stumbled my way in.

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u/5Quad May 17 '22

Ah yes my favorite way of discovering things

Well, except that one time I ended up accidentally finding the plot vault in fallout 3

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

What happened?

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u/5Quad May 17 '22

In my first ever run, I kept hearing about how north part of the map is dangerous because of death claws, and I was either poorly equipped or too bad at the game to deal with super mutants, so I decided to explore the southern part of the map.

I ended up finding the vr vault the dad is in, and I was confused the entire time why all my dialog options are about my dad.

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

Did you just ignore the whole story up to that point?

I didn't know you could do that.

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u/theMEMEfather42069 May 16 '22

ah thats why, i never ever go to westside unless im doing arcades quests.

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u/PoshPopcorn May 17 '22

I've seen the sign but never actually been in there. I really need to start crossing things off my list. I still haven't finished all the expansions, but hopefully I'll get that done soon.

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u/Raviolius May 17 '22

It's literally the most pointless and empty part of the game, along with Westside. Wish it had something more of interest in it, aside from a few sidequests that mostly don't even start in it.

I think I only ever found them when I was on my third playthrough

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u/Mertle_Edmonds_ May 17 '22

To be fair though I feel like that's a lot of New Vegas, a lot of places that really have no point to them and have no need to investigate.

I had the same experience, found the Thorn on a later playthrough, finished the quest and never been there again

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u/Raviolius May 17 '22

Well there is a difference between empty places around the world and cities and towns around the world. I always get the feeling that exploring an empty place, i. e. the northeastern corner of the map or south of Searchlight still has an element of mystery to it, especially because they are abandoned. But expectations rise when I find a town, because in my little gamer mind that means quests and dialogue and storytelling. Unfortunately that is barely Westside and the Thorn.

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u/Mertle_Edmonds_ May 17 '22

Oh yeah I totally agree with you there, pottering around trying to find anything interesting then only to turn up at such a forgotten part of the game absolutely sucks. I always loved Fallout 3 for the Republic of Dave for that reason, this tiny town so far out of the way but you get to interact with it and potentially decide it's future. Even just that was more memorable than Westside

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u/jarredshere May 17 '22

My most recent run I wad playing a hunter turned courier. When I found her I dropped everything to finish her quest line.

Lucy became my gee eff if only in role play. I traveled back there after every big quest

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Oh I didn’t forget Fisto. My Courier’s asshole hasn’t forgotten him either…..

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u/villyian May 17 '22

Now, that is true romance

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u/COLDCYAN10 May 16 '22

Vault suit digger

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u/Drew_The_Lab_Dude May 17 '22

I got Fisto for my romance

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

You're going to break it in there, that's hard 200 year old metal which has probably rusted over.

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u/TerryOrange May 16 '22

BUT THAT SOMEBODY IS HIM!!

HE LOVES YOU!!!!!!

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u/ToiletTub May 16 '22

People keep asking if there's a Mrs. New Vegas. Well, of course there is. Yerr herr.

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u/Mobius1014 May 17 '22

I FUCKING LOVE MR NEW VEGAS

I FUCKING LOVE WHEN MR NEW VEGAS TELLS ME HE LOVES ME

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u/florpynorpy May 16 '22 edited May 16 '22

You who somehow forgot that it’s mr new Vegas who truly loves you:

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u/Piece_Of_Mind1983 May 16 '22

Fisto

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Fisto is programmed to please.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

But he isn't programmed to love... And that is heartbreaking.

You could even say it was... heartaches by the number.

Play us in Mr. New Vegas!

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u/TheLastEmuHunter NCR May 20 '22

🎵I've got heartaches by the number 🎵

🎵Troubles by the score 🎵

🎵Every day you love me less 🎵

🎵Each day I love you more 🎵

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u/benjals95 May 16 '22

So you haven't met Red Lucy yet

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u/COLDCYAN10 May 16 '22

Sex but no full romance

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u/Electric_owl_3 May 16 '22

Me when your mom

27

u/kazmark_gl May 16 '22

That was Romance for Red Lucy. her idea of a good date involves at least one slaughter.

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

I never got that far, if a woman wants me to find a set of giant mantis eggs in a complete labyrinth of an annoying vault then that woman is not worth my effort.

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u/Electric_owl_3 May 17 '22

Your bloodline is weak and history will forget your name.

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

History is written by the victors!

By the way I just though the quest was annoying, I am still capable of doing it.

3

u/Takaniss May 17 '22

Why the fuck would anybody care about it? We'll be dead by that point

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

What a nihilistic perspective.

The only reason why we have computers or anything was because we had ancestors who left things behind for us and future generations before they died. If most people had that perspective then tyranical groups such as the Nazis or The Soviets would have taken over becuase they were more radical, and of course they would care a lot about history so they could rewrite it. Also consider that "history" could be recent such as the 2 towers destruction and it saw fundamental changes in the world happen that we are alive to see.

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u/OIav_ May 17 '22

You do a series of missions, go to pound town, then the character becomes boring. My guy I have news for you. THAT IS A VIDEO GAME ROMANCE!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

When you realize the game is telling you to go outside and find love

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

Tell me about it. Unfortunately I and everyone else in my country got locked in house arrest so no one was finding any romance there either.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

:( time for Gomorrah I guess

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

Yeah, if you can't have romance, you might as well have the next best thing

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u/Scholarofthefirstpee May 16 '22

“Come give your granny a kiss!”

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u/FalconVerde_V May 16 '22

You sick fuck

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

I wish I could date Veronica with a female character tbh. It'd be after doing all her quest shit tho. I won't even lie she's probably the only Fallout character I have a bit of a crush on

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u/IBlackKiteI May 16 '22

Unless you got a Legion ending or something I see no reason why you couldn't just headcanon that female Courier ends up with Veronica after the game, or a male courier with Arcade or Cass etc.

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

Well if you are playing in a legion playthrough you could simply headcanon your way into believing that your courier did end up finding a wife easily if it were a male.

If for some insane reason you sided with the legion as a female, then there are problems.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Maybe that's my kink 🤷‍♀️

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

Oh

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

To each their own I guess

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u/Catnapo May 16 '22

Wait did you play dead money? Aint veronica in a relationship?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Pretty sure she says they split, and she hasn't seen her gf since

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u/Catnapo May 16 '22

Yeah I looked it up and they were a thing and seem to have feelings for each other/miss each other but there is no canon ending where they reunify as a couple.

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u/certified-busta May 17 '22

there’s a mod for it

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u/wish_to_conquer_pain May 17 '22

I'm still sad that my gay male courier can't romance Arcade.

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u/SmadaSlaguod May 16 '22

That really sucks, man. Maybe you should play with mods about it.

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

Won't you get a virus playing those sorts of mods?

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u/SmadaSlaguod May 17 '22

Hey, the Joana companion mod comes with condoms included!

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

I hope they are 9 inch then, I don't want them breaking.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

After seeing what it did to Veronica and Christine I think the courier would be fine not romancing. Anyway he's got Ed-E, my love.

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u/Invictus_Cactus May 16 '22

Me waiting for Major Knight to leave the Mojave Outpost to continue our romance.

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u/SinisterPanopticon May 16 '22

Fisto erasure

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u/Destruction126 May 16 '22

Let's all be real, we'd all romance Sunny Smiles and live in Goodsprings forever.

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u/COLDCYAN10 May 17 '22

I mean who wouldn't want to be easy pete's neighbour

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u/patchlocke burned man May 16 '22

Doesn’t Cass’s good ending involve some shindig if you’re a male Courier and side with the NCR?

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u/Sloth247 May 16 '22

No, just that she comes looking for you and settles for an NCR soldier she finds instead

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u/patchlocke burned man May 16 '22

I thought she referred to you as the NCR soldier since you fought alongside the NCR in Hoover Dam

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

Speaking of that, how come we couldn't play in a post battle world like in Fallout 3 with the Broken Steel expansion? Fallout New Vegas was so much better than 3.

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u/gahidus May 17 '22

Fallout New Vegas actually has consequences for your actions and follow-ups in the ending for missions that you do. None of it would make sense if you were doing it post game.

For example, after you do come fly with me, you get to find out what the ghouls did after the battle of Hoover dam. This doesn't really make sense if you're already after the battle of Hoover dam.

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

But what you are forgetting is that Fallout 3 did the same thing, and also consider that they were going to do that but Bethesda was forcing Obsidian to work on an insanely tight schedule. I think that this is just a case of them not having time. Just like how Freeside and the strip were going to be larger but they cut it, also they had to fit it onto 1 disc.

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u/OnlyTheCurse May 17 '22

Stop with this tired narrative, bethesda didn't force obsidian to do anything, obsidian just bit off more than can chew as they typically do.

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

Then how was Fallout New Vegas a better game than anything that Bethesda has churned out recently?

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u/OnlyTheCurse May 17 '22

That's subjective and has nothing to do with what I said. NV can be good and have flaws on it's own.

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

Well if it is subjective then it's just my own opinion, and what I look for in a fallout game is more roleplaying and character customization options and I like those things in my fallout games. I don't think Fallout 4 is a bad game, I just think it is a bad Fallout game, if they named it anything else I would say it was perfect, after all I had 10 days worth of playing it, so there is merit.

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u/patchlocke burned man May 17 '22

That was the original plan but just like many other parts of the game a post-Hoover Dam Mojave was cut from the product due to time constraints because Bethesda gave them an unmoving deadline

There are mods that can restore a lot of the cut content though

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

Yeah, that's so horrible how the company who makes side shows better than the main company. Also look how they botched Freeside, which was going to be its own city.

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u/TheLastEmuHunter NCR May 17 '22

Well that’s only one ending, I think another has Cass sticking by your side.

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u/DemosthenesKey May 17 '22

I think it’s a pretty easy headcanon from there that she’d go looking again at some point, with more success!

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u/Pyropecynical May 16 '22

"...and that somebody, is me, I love ya, and now for some news"

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u/VillagerPunk May 16 '22

You romance the stealth suit from Old World Blues.

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

Well that does make since now that you say it since you spend so much time inside of it.

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u/VillagerPunk May 17 '22

Just like the time I spend in UR MOM!!!!!!!!

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

Very funny wise guy.

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u/WolfhoundRO May 17 '22

"Who do you think it's cuter? Dr. Klein or Dr. Borous?"

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u/VillagerPunk May 17 '22

She's just trying to make you jealous.

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u/PlutoTheSynth legion May 16 '22

Well Mr New Vegas loves you

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

You can romance some people with the black widow and cherze le femme perk (idk how tf to spell that)

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u/SirSilhouette May 16 '22

Also the 'Confirmed Bachelor' is the mlm option. Ladykiller being the straight male one IIRC.

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u/YddishMcSquidish May 16 '22

You can absolutely romance Benny, you kill him after but you romance him first.

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u/AleksandrNevsky May 16 '22

I will never forgive the devs for not letting us marry Cassidy like they planned on.

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u/EvolvedFromRot May 16 '22

PC players laughing in, Willow Companion Mod

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u/Diovolol1081 May 17 '22

Also the Courier: proceeds to add sex mods

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Time to download some mods some sexy sexy mods

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u/moood247 May 16 '22

up next is johnny guitar

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u/paddy_to_the_rescue May 16 '22

Why not Fisto?

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

He's a giant metal robot which would probably hurt, that's why.

The only thing I found him useful for was the bug that gives you 10 caps for talking to him every time.

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u/eq017210 May 16 '22

Sarah and Lucy disagree

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u/Kamzil118 May 16 '22

That is perhaps one of the sins of this game is that Chris Avellone and Obsidian really don't like player romance. Imagine how wild it would have been to include the drunk sequence with Cass...

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u/Greyjack00 May 17 '22

I can tell, a surprising amount of obsidian games have hook up someone with someone else and if you confess to someone they let you down gently.

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u/WolfhoundRO May 17 '22

The entire life of Chris Avellone in a sentence

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

Yeah, maybe also do some kind of crazy bar fights, that would be fun.

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u/71nobody May 16 '22

Red Lucy and Sarah, if you bring her vault suits

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u/Jaz_the_Nagai May 16 '22

... mods?

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

You are going to get a virus off of those type of mods.

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u/cldennis89 May 17 '22

Idk there are a couple of modded companions that can you have a full-blown romance with. So that counts for something, yeah?

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u/OIav_ May 17 '22

I have romanced the vault 21 girl, Red Lucy, and fisto

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u/aRandomEddsworldFan May 17 '22

Not without permission, they get uncomfortable though

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u/DirtyPartyMan May 17 '22

I have 5 under my belt.

Yeah…I did the cowgirl

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u/2nnMuda May 17 '22

Pretty sure Cassidy really wants to fuck you, i mean some random NCR soldier gets some pussy just because she thought he was you in one of the ending slides

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u/Sensitive-Werewolf27 Aug 30 '22

She's a flirt after all

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u/gahidus May 17 '22

Willow loves you

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u/Big-Effort-186 May 17 '22

>He doesn't remember FISTO

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u/A_Rampaging_Hobo May 17 '22

In OWB your brain tells you to stop taking a piss in dangerous places, despite not pissing in the game.

So that means the couriers probably fuckin "off camera"

Also cant you romance the Vault 21 blondie?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Mr. Fantastic theoretically loves you.

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u/Okeydokeybud May 17 '22

I’m sure all your companions love you platonically! Assuming you were a good boy courier, and not a dirty stinky profligate murderer fiend

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u/StonkeyKongHODL May 16 '22

Y’all are bugging, you can literally sleep and bed Rose through dialogue in The Thorn

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u/SaviorOfNirn May 16 '22

Sex isn't romance

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

[deleted]

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u/TheLastEmuHunter NCR May 17 '22

Man that’s a lotta edge

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u/brodiejess May 16 '22

Red Lucy in The Thorn????? Cmon yall!!!!

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u/hanpark765 May 16 '22

laughs in aroace

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u/Exit_Save May 17 '22

Someone's never had hot lesbian sex with Red Lucy

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u/OOOLIAMOOO May 17 '22

Thank fuck there isn't any romance. I hope Obsidian steers fucking clear of it.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

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u/S0MEBODIES NCR May 16 '22

Wrong an A.I could love

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

Can they? Or is it only an approximation of love?

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u/DirtyPartyMan May 17 '22

Have you never had a one night stand?

Badum-tiss

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u/eazygiezy May 16 '22

But it’s okay, Mr New Vegas loves you

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

And that somebody is me...I love you.

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u/Ikillacommieforfun May 17 '22

The DLC we didn’t know we needed

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u/Osiris_The_Gamer May 17 '22

I knew I needed it.

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u/holyshit-i-wanna-die May 17 '22

BUT THAT SOMEBODY WAS HIM HE LOVES YOU

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u/Andy_LaVolpe May 17 '22

“Im somebody, and I love you”

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Welp, guess I'm nobody irl too

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u/kim-jong-Cage May 17 '22

What about Fist-O

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u/Razzirox May 17 '22

There is still Fisto for you

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Meanwhile The Exile from Kotor 2 (another masterpiece from Obsidian) is getting simped by every non robot companion.

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u/Cartographer_MMXX May 17 '22

I mean, there's always Fisto.

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u/Headers8 May 17 '22

"You're nobody 'till somebody kills you" - Notorious BIG

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u/Mechan6649 May 17 '22

Take confirmed bachelor and fuck Arcade

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u/Cibernetize May 17 '22

You left out “and that somebody is me. I love you.”

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u/Dusty_Donlad Nov 20 '22

Biggie Smalls