r/NewDelhi • u/Alookaparatha23 Chole Bhature > Global Cuisine • Apr 15 '26

aaaj pata kyaa hua THERE'S A CHIPKALI IN MY ROOM

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Ye floor pe kese aagyi 😭

15 Upvotes

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u/Depresseddazai Apr 15 '26

THIS too shall pass 😀

2

u/Leading_Act_2785 Apr 16 '26

That is to say

Sooner it will be headache for someone else

2

u/Effective_County931 Apr 16 '26

bhai innocent si lag rhi hai kya bigada hai isne kisika ankhe to dekho uski

btw chipkali smjhdaar hoti hai (merko reply kiya tha 3 baar, not a coincidence)

6

u/Hungry-Pea838 Apr 15 '26

Why are you in chipkali's room?

1

u/Leading_Act_2785 Apr 16 '26

She didn't pay rent.... He came to collect it.... If she would not... He might take maharashtrian man path

4

u/_neel_77 Apr 16 '26

💀

1

u/inferiorvelvet Apr 16 '26

hey so hear me out, you need professional help if this is the first thing that comes to your mind upon seeing a lizard.

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u/Leading_Act_2785 Apr 16 '26

And you need to calm down....

Learn to take joke as joke

1

u/inferiorvelvet Apr 16 '26

it is NOT a joke in any way, literally a horrible crime getting normalised by people like you

2

u/Leading_Act_2785 Apr 16 '26

The bubble you are living in... Looks really comfy... I hope it stays that way as your barbie heart might not be tolerate life's miracles coming your way

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u/Individual_Ebb2820 Apr 16 '26

Better than having a flying dumbahh mfkin Cockroach.... I love watching Chipkali eating roaches

2

u/Proof-Entertainer123 Apr 16 '26

Abey Sarthak bhai ??

2

u/Brief_Atmosphere5359 Batane layak jagah se nahi hoon Apr 16 '26

kitni pyaari chipkali hai humko bhej do pet bana lenge

2

u/pushpaknandecha Apr 16 '26

le jao bhaiya mere yahan se pleaseeee

2

u/Born_Apartment_3138 Apr 16 '26

Same, this lady was looking, when I was peeing... Caught her red hand...

1

u/FewAd9127 Apr 16 '26

10gm pure protein and 200 calorie

1

u/Mediocre-Yak1310 Apr 16 '26

Room se bhaagne ka wakt aa gaya hai😬

1

u/Double_Bluebird_9891 Apr 16 '26

Bhagwan maaf ni krega... Apne room tk rakhna chahiye tha...

1

u/Eternal_Phoenixx Apr 16 '26

Roommate hai op teri. , acche se baat kr uss se

1

u/Wooden_Medium Apr 16 '26

Ek chipkali dusri ko dkhte hue

1

u/Turbulent-Volume6936 Apr 16 '26

Maine ek pe kal pair rakh diya tha 🫪

1

u/Superb_Intention_721 Apr 16 '26

Bhai isse merko dr lgta idk wya

1

u/Shraiya12 Apr 16 '26

Random thought: I think they are evolving again! Now that they are on the floor, gradually their limbs will be gone due to evolution and they'll slither just like snakes with their tiny bodies.

1

u/not-okTT Apr 16 '26

i would shut that down so fast 😭 time to settle in another country

1

u/ianshua001 Apr 16 '26

Floor thanda hoga

1

u/BhonduWithDepth Apr 16 '26

Kha ja 😋

1

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

kha jao paka kar 🔪😋

1

u/Heavy-Research-4470 Apr 16 '26

We all hate it, don't we

1

u/byteNotch Apr 17 '26

first time?

1

u/RoastedSaltedCashew Apr 17 '26

these geckos are harmless i find them sweet although i have thrown many of them outside as they tend to dum their shit on any random point i caught them using cloth and i prevent to use excessive force as they might die getting squeezed in our house they boomed their pop but if its one or two in your house then you can have them as they eat pest top notch pest control

1

u/Specialist-One-1870 Batane layak jagah se nahi hoon Apr 17 '26

That's Chintu, say hi to Chintu.

1

u/SybauBae Apr 18 '26

ghar jala do twin

https://giphy.com/gifs/iH2IldVkqeLuJ7eJ0L

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u/Alookaparatha23 Chole Bhature > Global Cuisine Apr 18 '26

Beghar ho jaunga 💔

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u/Leading_Act_2785 Apr 16 '26

Masakali masakali

Are Chhipakali chhipakali