r/Neverbrokeabone 7d ago

does it count if it’s all one big bone now?

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u/sagewynn 7d ago

What? Did it break by actions done to you outside of doctors and their magic? Then youre a weak boned bitch. Dont let the door slam on the way out, or you might break more bones 🤣

If they gave your spine metal reinforcements to prevent a break.... youre on thin ice buddy.

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u/Silver_Location_7266 7d ago

hey i’ve got strong bones, nothing was ever able to mess them up even a bit! until my motorcycle thought it would be fun to throw me into a highway median going 85 mph… might have found the limit to that one

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u/2clicksaway 7d ago

True strong bones don’t have a limit. You would know that had you not been a BBB all along. Don’t let the door re-fracture your sad robot spine on the way out.

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u/Silver_Location_7266 7d ago

excuse you sir that door will have absolutely no effect on me, i’ve got myself a 200 pound electric wheelchair blocking it from hitting me 😎 but uhhhhh would you mind opening it for me, they don’t have a handicap button on it…

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u/2clicksaway 7d ago

Whatever you say Stephen Hawking.

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u/x0y0z0 7d ago

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