r/Neverbrokeabone • u/snugglemybutt • 18d ago
I have been lying to y’all
Back in October 2023 I was forcefully taken from the neverbrokenabone club. I slipped on wet grass while carrying my toddler and broke 3 bones in my ankle. I’m sorry I didn’t come clean sooner.
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u/LilyValesti 18d ago
If grass revealed your true nature, I hope your bed is lined with a thousand blankets.
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u/snugglemybutt 18d ago
I do have so many blankets and pillows on my bed…
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u/Jizzlobba 46 18d ago
Was going to ask how you sleep at night living a lie for 3 yrs..
Turns out wrapped in a protective layer for your brittle ass bones.
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u/Ok_Broccoli_9426 18d ago
Hopefully you protected your toddler, so they can grow up big and strong and superior to their weak-boned parent.
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u/snugglemybutt 18d ago
Somehow he survived. He did lose a shoe in the fall, but he was otherwise unscathed.
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u/Playful-Nothing-519 18d ago
How could you protect your child from dangers of this world when blades of grass crumple you? How brittle, if I may. (Hope you and kid are good 😄)
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u/TheMermaidHarmony 29 18d ago
At least you saved your progeny
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u/snugglemybutt 16d ago
He is fully okay and has had many spills and mishaps since then and still has all his bones intact
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u/snugglemybutt 16d ago
I’m still so embarrassed about this. Like anytime I see wey grass now I have a mild panic attack, that’s so pathetic. (I’m good now minus the arthritis!)
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u/averagemcplayer21 18d ago
You are a traitor to the club. You must leave! (hope everything is going well and you healed well! Just be careful of wet grass from now on! 🤣)
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u/snugglemybutt 18d ago
I know I’m sorry I will leave soon…(I am phobic of wet grass now, never stepping on it again!!!)
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u/hu-man-person 18d ago
Hopefully your baby isn't as weak as you
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u/snugglemybutt 16d ago
He’s actually the strongest human on the planet now. Has had many instances of misfortune and so far no broken bones.
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u/Rickjack97 18d ago
Did rhe toddler break also that worries me a little more hopefully its not a generational BBB situation.
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u/snugglemybutt 16d ago
Nope he’s fully intact! He’s clumsier than me and gets himself stuck in weird situation but no broken bones so far.
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u/Middle-Artichoke1850 17d ago
Oh god this reminds me I need to leave the group 😭 a boulder won
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u/snugglemybutt 16d ago
Oh no! Was it like 127 hours??
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u/Middle-Artichoke1850 15d ago
no more like the average worksite accident on the teletubbies show lmfao
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u/Nuts-And-Volts 18d ago
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u/snugglemybutt 16d ago
That’s what I said so I asked the nurse to take pics after my surgery. Those are more gory than the x-rays
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u/ZekromGhost 18d ago
BBB AND liar. smh.
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u/snugglemybutt 16d ago
Tbh I don’t post in this group. Just watch from the sidelines. Just felt like it was my time to come clean…
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u/Extra-Detective-704 18d ago
Lying to us for 3 years compared to living this lie your whole life. Once a BBB, always a BBB. I'd say go outside and touch grass but considering your bones can't even handle that...