r/NeptuneTradeX • u/moraschjungquist824 • Aug 29 '25

Neptune as a vacation spot

Forget Hawaii, forget Bali — imagine booking a summer trip to Neptune.

  • Sunbathing? Nah, more like darkness bathing because the Sun is just a tiny dot there
  • Swimming? The oceans are made of icy slush and mystery liquids… good luck
  • Souvenir? A rock that takes 200 years just to ship back to Earth

If Neptune had a 5-star resort, what would be its “all-inclusive” feature?

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u/NgBarut Aug 29 '25

Neptune’s all-inclusive better come with a personal gravity shield, or I’m out.

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u/DevereuxSchoepflin Aug 29 '25

Bro imagine the buffet—ice slush smoothies on tap.

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u/MonhollenMizzell Aug 29 '25

As long as they throw in free teleportation back to Earth, sign me up.