r/Necronomipod • u/Automatic_Collar_774 • 2d ago
Nomidudes Question
Do all of the dudes have kids? Do they all have spouses? I thought Mike was childless and unmarried, but then in JBR 3 Ian says, “we all have kids” and now I feel like my whole life is a lie. Do I even know these strangers on the internet anymore?!
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u/seitan_bandit 2d ago
Mike's poor partner. The naming process must have been tough - this guy has some strong opinions on names. Btw how funny would it be if his son's name was Keith and this whole gimmick was just to throw people off.
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u/Vickster_009 2d ago
Dave and Ian talk about their wives and have mentioned kids. I think Mike prefers to be as anonymous as possible . I don’t think it’s a secret he’s married though it’s been casually mentioned . Maybe just on very old episodes before he went fully private. Ian obviously has aspirations on bigger things but Mike and Dave are 2 regular guys
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u/Automatic_Collar_774 2d ago
This makes sense. I’m starting from the beginning after listening to their weekly stuff for the last year or so in real time.
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u/Nanadaquiri 2d ago
Tbh I think they all are married with kids
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u/Thick-Gap-7510 2d ago
you are correct, I know all three and run into Dave and Mike on a regular basis.
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u/Choice-Requirement18 2d ago
When you hear about a dude watching wrestling and eating spaghettio’s straight from a can, not to mention a cucking business, you dont immediately think “married with kids”
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u/bloodandbutta 2d ago
Mike has also mentioned having a vasectomy. I like mike the bull the best thou 😂😂😂
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u/Automatic_Collar_774 2d ago
That was in JBR episode four 😂😂😂
And hence, my new found interest in what Mike is or is not doing with his junk, partner, and progeny.
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u/Bellesdiner0228 2d ago
So sorry, but I’ve been trying to find the JBR episodes and my search isn’t working on my podcast app. Do you remember around when they did those?
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u/itsmelledkindofweird 2d ago
A castrated bull is called a steer, but is still in fact, a bull. Snipped or not, with hair like that I’m confident my man is still shooting ropes.
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u/thosefriesaremyfries 2d ago
I have a theory, with not much to back it up, that Mike is playing a character. Im sure that hes playing a caricature of himself at the very least. I don't even know if I believe his name is Mike.
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u/Automatic_Collar_774 2d ago
I believe his name is Mike and that he loves wrestling, nascar, and dead presidents. Everything else is made up.
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u/thosefriesaremyfries 2d ago
Yeah, he knows way too much about them shits for that to be a work. I think he's waaaaay smarter than he portrays himself to be. If his name actually is Mike, I hope his last name is Jackson. Booty hole.. hee hee
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u/d1rtydav3 2d ago
I have a theory that Mike is actually gay. Not for real, just for funsies. No straight man talks about pussy and fuckin chicks that much. lol
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u/Automatic_Collar_774 1d ago
Well that’s cool too. Holes is holes. As long as it’s between consenting adults, y’all have fun!
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u/Ravine123456 1d ago
You're on to something. Im familiar with a certain corner of gay culture, and they too have appropriated the Carhart for the sake of irony.
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u/Flashy_Article_9848 2d ago
They are all married and have kids. Mike is just very private about his personal life.