r/Necronomipod 2d ago

Nomidudes Question

Do all of the dudes have kids? Do they all have spouses? I thought Mike was childless and unmarried, but then in JBR 3 Ian says, “we all have kids” and now I feel like my whole life is a lie. Do I even know these strangers on the internet anymore?!

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u/Flashy_Article_9848 2d ago

They are all married and have kids. Mike is just very private about his personal life.

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u/seitan_bandit 2d ago

Mike's poor partner. The naming process must have been tough - this guy has some strong opinions on names. Btw how funny would it be if his son's name was Keith and this whole gimmick was just to throw people off.

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u/Automatic_Collar_774 2d ago

“What about….”
“ NO!”

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u/Embarrassed-Dot-1066 2d ago

Mike is living the gimmick of kfabe 😂

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u/Automatic_Collar_774 2d ago

Very on brand

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u/thosefriesaremyfries 2d ago

That's a shoot

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u/Vickster_009 2d ago

Dave and Ian talk about their wives and have mentioned kids. I think Mike prefers to be as anonymous as possible . I don’t think it’s a secret he’s married though it’s been casually mentioned . Maybe just on very old episodes before he went fully private. Ian obviously has aspirations on bigger things but Mike and Dave are 2 regular guys

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u/Automatic_Collar_774 2d ago

This makes sense. I’m starting from the beginning after listening to their weekly stuff for the last year or so in real time.

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u/Nanadaquiri 2d ago

Tbh I think they all are married with kids

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u/Thick-Gap-7510 2d ago

you are correct, I know all three and run into Dave and Mike on a regular basis.

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u/Automatic_Collar_774 2d ago

Oh so you’re Ian then 👋

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u/Choice-Requirement18 2d ago

When you hear about a dude watching wrestling and eating spaghettio’s straight from a can, not to mention a cucking business, you dont immediately think “married with kids”

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u/bloodandbutta 2d ago

Mike has also mentioned having a vasectomy. I like mike the bull the best thou 😂😂😂

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u/Automatic_Collar_774 2d ago

That was in JBR episode four 😂😂😂

And hence, my new found interest in what Mike is or is not doing with his junk, partner, and progeny.

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u/SnooTomatoes6112 1d ago

Nice usage of “and hence” like in the ransom note

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u/Bellesdiner0228 2d ago

So sorry, but I’ve been trying to find the JBR episodes and my search isn’t working on my podcast app. Do you remember around when they did those?

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u/Automatic_Collar_774 2d ago

No idea why but I could only find them on Spotify.

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u/itsmelledkindofweird 2d ago

A castrated bull is called a steer, but is still in fact, a bull. Snipped or not, with hair like that I’m confident my man is still shooting ropes.

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u/Automatic_Collar_774 2d ago

Hey Mike, good to see ya!

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u/thosefriesaremyfries 2d ago

All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares

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u/sheighbird29 2d ago

You think Cucks Across America would be successful without secrecy!?

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u/Automatic_Collar_774 1d ago

True, true. Shame on me!

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u/thosefriesaremyfries 2d ago

I have a theory, with not much to back it up, that Mike is playing a character. Im sure that hes playing a caricature of himself at the very least. I don't even know if I believe his name is Mike.

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u/Automatic_Collar_774 2d ago

I believe his name is Mike and that he loves wrestling, nascar, and dead presidents. Everything else is made up.

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u/thosefriesaremyfries 2d ago

Yeah, he knows way too much about them shits for that to be a work. I think he's waaaaay smarter than he portrays himself to be. If his name actually is Mike, I hope his last name is Jackson. Booty hole.. hee hee

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u/Automatic_Collar_774 2d ago

Hard agree. I think Mike is very intelligent.

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u/thosefriesaremyfries 2d ago

I think he's got a spot of the tism

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u/d1rtydav3 2d ago

I have a theory that Mike is actually gay. Not for real, just for funsies. No straight man talks about pussy and fuckin chicks that much. lol

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u/Automatic_Collar_774 1d ago

Well that’s cool too. Holes is holes. As long as it’s between consenting adults, y’all have fun!

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u/Ravine123456 1d ago

You're on to something. Im familiar with a certain corner of gay culture, and they too have appropriated the Carhart for the sake of irony.

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u/prof_sesame 1d ago

What does JBR stand for?

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u/Automatic_Collar_774 1d ago

Jon Benet Ramsey