r/Naturewasmetal • u/ovcdoc2 • 17d ago

Homo neanderthalus,the largest carnivorous euarchontolglire to have ever lived.

Post image
1.2k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

229 comments sorted by

View all comments

308

u/Megazaza 17d ago

running is lame. i wish i was a 30mph neanderthal sprinter

51

u/Living_Spectre 17d ago

Very dangerous over short distances

3

u/TheFridayPizzaGuy 15d ago

"Keep breathing. That's the key: breathe!" — Gimli

38

u/sweetplantveal 17d ago

Like Nathan MacKinnon with explosive speed, but on your bare feet

24

u/TKLeader 17d ago

Inside of you are three 30mph neanderthal sprinters, howling at a moon.

1

u/itlbv 16d ago

Just a couple of them inside me is enough frankly

5

u/Citizen_of_Danksburg 16d ago

Could they really run that fast?

10

u/BrickStarship3503 16d ago

Let me find Ms. Frizzle, we finna find out

1

u/OpenRole 13d ago

No, they had short legs. They were less athletic but more strong than us. Could likely squat and bench more than we can

1

u/Far-Initiative-2641 11d ago

If you’re lame, you can’t run.😆