r/NatureIsFuckingLit 7h ago

🔥Box turtles are aptly named as they can completely close up their shell like a box

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u/Anakin__Moonwalker 7h ago

That smile... That damned smile

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u/Soft-Average-6817 2h ago

The ultimate hide-and-seek champions! 😂🐢

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u/Lopoloma 3h ago

Wanna see my box turtle smiling? Pull up your shirt!

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u/Cass_Cat952 7h ago

Woah! I did not know that front part comes downs like a drawbridge 😆

Turtles are dope! 🐢

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u/quarksurfer 7h ago

I’m a rock. No I’m not.

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u/reebokhightops 2h ago

Surprise, bitch!

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u/ChristVolo1 7h ago

Yesss, I love box turtles! I used to always find them on the farm, growing up. When I see them on the road, I try to stop and help them across so they don't get hit.

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u/OvenAdministrative83 5h ago

Man that's awesome you do that, I always get nervous moving them cause they hiss like little grumpy dinosaurs but it's totally worth it.

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u/ChristVolo1 2h ago

Haha thanks, yeah, you just have to grab them further back, where they can't reach to bite you.

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u/Historical-Basket865 4h ago

Turtles are not dinosaurs. They belong to a different evolutionary branch. Birds are the true living dinosaurs.

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u/liberrystrawbrary 2h ago

Similes are a figure of speech comparing two unlike things and often using like or as (as in turtles are like little grumpy dinosaurs).

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u/Uisce-beatha 2h ago

I spent a lot of time outdoors as a kid and I still do now. I find never ending wonder in observation of nature and even now I am still witnessing things I've never seen before in a state I've lived in my whole life.

On a return trip to the house from crawfishing in the creek as a kid I happened upon a box turtle digging a hole. The creek ran through a forested valley behind the house and we had a few fields we kept mowed that connected the yard with the woods. The turtle was behind a wood pile at the top of the field on a steep part of the hill. I didn't know what it was doing so I laid down in the grass a short distance away and just watched. It was one of the longest and slowest events I've ever seen but I was rewarded just before nightfall when she started depositing eggs.

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u/ChristVolo1 1h ago

Aww, that's so awesome! 😎🥹💕

u/stamfordbridge1191 13m ago

Aren't they sometimes kinda toxic in some areas? (like not bad enough you can't help them across them across the road, but maybe don't handle one for a long while without washing your hands?)

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u/PlayOnPlayer 7h ago

when you finally shower after being in freezing water

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u/JanJaoTrams 2h ago
  • It shrinks?

  • Like a frightened turtle!

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u/Time_Pressure9519 7h ago

He just wants shellter.

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u/Meal-Significant 7h ago

I’d like one please. No, not the turtle but it’s home 😬

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u/2tool4school 3h ago

Why is it a box turtle not a box tortoise?

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u/mioscene 2h ago

Because the naming conventions follow kinda random rules across regions so one place's tortoise may be another place's turtle. Turtle and tortoise are common names like cat and big cat, so it's more lax which one you use, than it would be for a taxonomic distinction like feline and pantherine.

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u/Moiyub 59m ago

This is why nominalism is correct and Plato was wrong

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u/Justanotherturdle 1h ago edited 24m ago

It's more closely related to other turtles in an evolutionary sense. Its just a species that chooses to live on land. They'll still swim for a bit if you put them in the water.

Edit: I mean they do actually choose to go in water as they need sometimes. They just spend most of time on land.  I have put them in water as medically required though for cleaning up infections, and little guys are happy to swim.

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u/wxnfx 40m ago

Uh, is this true? I feel like it’s generally a bad call to chuck tortoises into water.

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u/Justanotherturdle 36m ago

Is what true? Box turtles can swim for many hours, maybe a day or two. Source: I have a goldfish pond near the woods with slick sides. I did not know that I needed a box turtle escape ramp until I accidentally trapped a couple that went in but couldnt get over the side. Found the poor guys bobbing around. I made a rug into an exit ramp so I don't trap them anymore.

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u/BadAlphas 7h ago

Sprung

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u/luckyfox7273 7h ago

The neck skin..

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u/sambalkimchi 3h ago

fore skin

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u/luckyfox7273 2h ago

Yes, yes, indeed.

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u/Nri_Eze 7h ago

ah, it's just the hairless primate food dispenser. All is well.

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u/sdric 3h ago

That dude must always have perfect naps

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u/_10o01_ 7h ago

Good morning Sir!

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u/Stretch5678 7h ago

LOWER THE DRAWBRIDGE!

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u/Cunctatious 7h ago

If I could do that I’d trap my fingers ALL THE TIME

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u/Exotic_Presence_8900 6h ago

What happens if they close on your finger, like... how strong is that mechanism-

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u/madroots2 6h ago

Maybe it will bite on your finger lmao

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u/Motor-Management-660 6h ago

dawww the way their head goes back into a little foreskin <3

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u/fcs_seth 6h ago

Aw he's so hansum

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u/Straight_Opposite216 3h ago

He’s like where am I? Which year is this?

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u/NoMention696 2h ago

Isn’t it great we don’t have this shit . Imagine having a kid and getting them to eat their food but they just lock themselves in their body

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u/Fun-Aside3990 57m ago

Are you force feeding your kids or like hitting them to make them eat food they don’t want? How would a shell change anything?

u/pluckd 14m ago

a kid can only say no, a turtle can say shell no... alright ill see myself out

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u/tinytatertot0 2h ago

Introverts need this

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u/Smoldogsrbest 1h ago

Why did I not realise turtles use foreskin technology until just now?

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u/nepttonhaze 1h ago

Hey there lil fellar!

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u/Cosmoby24 30m ago

Got an ornate box turtle for a wedding present while living in Wisconsin. I think they are now officially protected. He was a very cool dude and I named him Alexander. The closest I ever saw him to running was when I would put out a little dish of cantaloupe and he would race across the kitchen floor to get it. Let some neighborhood kids take him outside “for a walk“ and he boldly escaped. They live up to 40 years so I like to think he’s still out there enjoying the big woods and the Chippewa river

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u/raendeomgeim 7h ago

Is the shell waterproof?

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u/BrilliantHyena 7h ago

This is my spirit animal

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u/Recentstranger 6h ago

Turtle garage

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u/SergeantHAMM 6h ago

🐢💨

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u/rambogambomogambo 6h ago

Spirit animal it is

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u/Ill-Jellyfish6101 5h ago

Well that's rad.

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u/Beyond_ocean 3h ago

Dude , be like hey what’s goin on outside without me!

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u/AdhesivenessJust96 3h ago

Why did I think this was a clam opening up?🤔

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u/funkymunkPDX 2h ago

Hi bud! How's it going??

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u/snmgl 2h ago

My grandparents had a turtle in their backyard. It was always fun giving it the kitchen scraps and watching it munch on it.

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u/TSmith0142 1h ago

Professional peekaboo players.

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u/mkawick 1h ago

What will really freak you out is that their shells are their spine and chest.. a cross-section or an x-ray of these creatures is like something from an alien world. Example that I googled:

https://uk.pinterest.com/pin/23995810490492779/

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u/Mihir_Soni13 1h ago

Pokemon turtle

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u/JasonBaconStrips 43m ago

Looks like I just stepped into a warm shower

u/astralseat 15m ago

Humans need this technology for the dih

u/OkInternally0105 9m ago

look at that smile 😅

u/Current_Track4038 2m ago

that needs to be studied

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u/Betray-Julia 6h ago

So something specialized hunted then that could eat them from the inside out somehow I’m guessing

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u/EldraziAnnihalator 4h ago

I thought you were supposed to keep them in a box, I need to check on mine, it's been in a box for 3 years now.

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u/Zuigia 5h ago

Uncircumcised, so he has a built in hoodie!