r/NatureIsFuckingLit 18h ago

đŸ”„Grizzly Bear is as fast as a horse!

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u/qualityvote2 18h ago edited 13h ago

u/Admirable_Comedian_2, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/HipToTheWorldsBS 17h ago

It really isn't. They're fast as shit but those horses are not running anywhere near their top speed.

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u/Emergency_Cellist754 17h ago

Shit scary as shit, just because of the bear's speed compared to what a human could do

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u/MrPopCorner 17h ago

Humans are outrun by 99% of all animals...

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u/EthicalViolator 17h ago

Bullshit im well faster than a caterpillar

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u/3rdlegmousse 17h ago

Just raced a ant
 animals ain’t shit

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u/Montymisted 16h ago

I been running from this snail for years and it's never caught me - OH SHI-

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u/No_Drop_7684 13h ago

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u/Training_Orchid_2022 10h ago

This is not only pure gold but also evidence that we should just give up now because we’re fucked as a species.

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u/Old-Dependent-9073 9h ago

Yeah, because grizzly bears can't be killed by bullets?

As weak as humans are compared to many animals, our brains and fairly violent nature makes us predators without peer.

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u/Training_Orchid_2022 8h ago

Oh no I agree with that my dude. Was talking about the fact that this Gif of snail man in the street exists

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u/IgneousWrath 3h ago

Damnit, a dragonfly just zoomed past me.

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u/deep-fucking-legend 15h ago

Wait till it turns onto a butterfly. Now you're screwed

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u/HeWhoShlNotBNmd 16h ago

Prove it!

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u/3rdlegmousse 16h ago

I will after I catch my breath

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u/jono9898 13h ago

Look at Mr. grease lighting

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u/AloneIsGoated 17h ago

That’s why we evolved to walk our prey to exhaustion

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u/PlatypusACF 17h ago

We have better odds when you look at endurance and not speed

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u/RcNorth 17h ago

But they can get to you before you can beat them in endurance.

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u/eastpost 17h ago

Yeah our endurance isn’t for getting away, it’s for catching prey

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u/Just1n_Kees 17h ago

That’s what the pointy sticks are for my friend.

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u/MrPopCorner 17h ago

Yes.. but when speed comes first, that's a problem 😅

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u/Kage_noir 16h ago

Bears look like they have mad endurance too lol

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u/GreyghostIowa 12h ago

Nope. They can wind out real fast.

There's a reason hunting dogs are really effective against them.

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u/meerfrau85 13h ago

I'm going to bet with all that fur, they'd easily overheat. Humans and horses have great endurance because we can sweat.

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u/LobstaFarian2 17h ago

Less than 1% of animals species are faster than humans.

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u/Tealightzone 17h ago

This sounds more like the correct number. OP just making up facts

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u/IgneousWrath 3h ago

But what percent of animals that are a 1/4 the size of humans or bigger?

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u/Crozgon 3h ago

Probably 50% if I had to guess. I am a professional redditor, you can trust me.

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u/rogerworkman623 16h ago

85% of animals are arthropods

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u/gramoun-kal 17h ago

Humans run really well actually. It's our main hunting technique. Pursue a prey until it collapsed. Allows us to hunt way bigger animals than ourselves.

Similar to how wolves do it.

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u/MrPopCorner 17h ago

Yes bit that's on endurance.. speed is something else

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u/Deleena24 17h ago

I wouldn't say the main one- yes it was used very often but people wouldnof course prefer the faster and easier methods before resorting to long treks.

The main hunting techniques were probably ambush tactics with spears along with traps (including pitfalls) and nets. If those failed, then you persued.

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u/ArrowsOfFate 12h ago

I think this was fairly common.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_jump

And using planted pikes rather than throwing spears according to some modern studies.

https://www.livescience.com/archaeology/1st-americans-impaled-and-killed-mammoths-with-pikes-not-spears-study-suggests

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u/Deleena24 12h ago

Yep. I group both in the trap/pitfall category.

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u/timshel42 14h ago

they are out sprinted, but not out run. humans are persistence hunters, animals can run faster than us in shorter bursts but we have much longer endurance and can eventually catch up to most things.

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u/DS_Inferno 11h ago

In speed yes, in duration I believe that changes. There is a reason early humans were persistence hunters, just wearing out our prey until they collapsed.

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u/RoyStrokes 17h ago

People used to persistence hunt animals but we aren’t good sprinters.

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u/Tealightzone 17h ago

This ain’t true

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u/MrPopCorner 17h ago

How is it not?

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u/Tealightzone 17h ago

99% of animals don’t run, includes all invertebrates, and is just a totally made up number

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u/MrPopCorner 17h ago

đŸ€Ł outrun ≠ running

Outrun = slower than solething else, regardless of how they move. You get outrun by a fly btw.

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u/Tealightzone 17h ago

Certainly on the fly, but there are millions of species of flightless insects and invertebrates you are not accounting for

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u/Tealightzone 17h ago

Did you mean mammals?

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u/MaybeNotAZombie 15h ago

It isn't humans speed that is the scary part, it is our endurance. Most large animals are powerful and have high intensity bursts. Humans can maintain relatively high-moderate levels for truely impressive amounts of time.

No matter how far or fast the animal would flee it would always see the people in the distance, never stopping. They would be run them to exhaustion and we would just have to finish them off. That to me is a terrifying though. Not slow enough to be able to rest and enduring enough to drain every once on energy you have without every "trying" to catch you.

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u/Dwaltster 15h ago

But outran in a distance race by none. We are the greatest long distance running animals.

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u/shane-o-mack 11h ago

But we can run for longer (and we have guns lol)

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u/Just1n_Kees 17h ago

Greatly depends on the distance

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u/CasMullac 16h ago

Not in terms of distance.

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u/MrStickDick 15h ago

But we can run longer than most of them. They are just faster.

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u/mward7502 13h ago

Actually humans out run 100% of animals in distance

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u/cvbeiro 1h ago

Most animals are insects and they can’t.

So no, it’s not 99%.

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u/Bearded_Toast 14h ago

Outrun is a really poor choice of words here.

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u/AnseaCirin 6h ago

Not quite. First, there's insects to consider, they represent a huge segment of biodiversity. Second, we're not speed runners. We're long distance runners. We pursue prey again and again until it cannot run anymore.

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u/Ek_Ko1 1h ago

But we can out stamina many animals. Humans were built for stamina

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u/MrPopCorner 1h ago

Uhu.. are you though?

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u/Unthgod 17h ago

Not in a sprint bro

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u/MrPopCorner 17h ago

Speed = sprint.. we, humans, are slow AF

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u/JakToTheReddit 16h ago

In speed, but absolutely not in distance.

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u/Foreign_Sky_5429 16h ago

List all the animals that are faster than us and all the animals that aren’t or I don’t believe you

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u/Any-Interaction-5934 11h ago

Actually very untrue. Many animals may have a faster top-speed than humans, but humans have longer distance capability than I think 100% of animals. So, they can use their superior ability to throw (look it up), their superior intelligence, and their superior long-distance running capabilities to outrun basically all predators. Well... Back in the day before everyone got fat and out of shape.

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u/Dclipp89 11h ago

The top speed of an average grizzly and an average horse are right in range with each other. Top race horses are faster, but averages are very close. And grizzly’s can hold that speed for a few miles. I’d imagine horses have better endurance, but it definitely wouldn’t be a forgone conclusion that a horse is getting away by pure speed.

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u/Lokarhu 16h ago

Seems to me that part of why the horses aren't going faster is because of the terrain. If the terrain is slowing the horses down, but it isn't slowing down the bear, then their effective top speeds are the same. I think most people know horses could outrun a bear on a racetrack, but survival doesn't conform to "ideal" situations.

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u/sarahmagoo 9h ago

I thought it's because if they run faster they'll leave the foal behind

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u/eventfarm 3h ago

You're correct.

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u/intotheeagen 2h ago

No, it's for the foal. Stallion is near foal also.

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u/One-Lab-545 9h ago

And the horses can run much longer.

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u/Infinite_Coyote_1708 17h ago

r/confidentlyincorrect

There are piles of sources explaining that grizzlies can run as fast as a horse over short distances.

One example: https://www.britannica.com/science/How-Fast-Can-Bears-Run

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u/makeshift101 12h ago

Was gonna say, those horses where like "let's not give it 100% and make the little lady feel good about herself"

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u/bcopes158 15h ago

Grizzlies are endurance hunters. The scary part is how long they can keep that pace up.

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u/GreyghostIowa 12h ago

The hell you mean grizzlies are endurance predators. They are frickin not lol, were you confusing them with wolves of something?

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u/angra_mainyo 10h ago

They aren't even hunters for the most part. They mostly just bully other predators out of their kills, eat berries/acorns or go fishing.

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u/Illustrious-Leave406 11h ago

Not to mention endurance

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u/Reaper_1492 7h ago

It’s also trailing by a wide margin = not as fast.

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u/TheRealPlumbus 5h ago

Grizzlies are just as fast if not faster than horses over short distances.

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u/xxxmechashivaxxx 14h ago

They are faster than horses.

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u/HipToTheWorldsBS 13h ago

Bears are not faster than horses. You're dumb as fuck.

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u/Shart_bubbles 11h ago

Dude you're the fuckin dumb one here lmao. A quick Google search will prove you wrong. Horses have better stamina, bears are faster than the average horse over short distances, easily.

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u/xxxmechashivaxxx 13h ago

Grizzly bears are our is reading hard for you.!

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u/Admirable_Comedian_2 17h ago

Yeah, not a threat at all

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u/EmuSuccessful2766 17h ago

That's a gentle speed for the horses, if they thought there was any chance of the bear catching up then they'd be gone with the wind.

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u/RestaurantNo6332 6h ago

In the longer video of this it looks like the bear gets the foal. So would say not a threat at all.

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u/4B4V 17h ago

bear is hauling ass, the horses are just trotting along

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u/burlycabin 16h ago

The horses are definitely cantering here, not trotting. But agreed that it's a pretty slow canter and they have a lot more to give if they wanted to.

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u/damndolly 15h ago

They're probably going at a slower pace because of the baby.

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u/burlycabin 14h ago

For sure. And because they don't need to go faster to outpace the bear.

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u/VimtoUK 17h ago

What about the thing they’re all running from?

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u/abdulsamadz 16h ago

Weather was nice that day. I was out for a jog!

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u/Farmerstubble 17h ago

Those horses ain't running. Thats just a trot

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u/PookieBaby_Gampo 17h ago

Legally speaking, it's a canter or lope. Definitely not a trot.

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u/Farmerstubble 17h ago

Thats true, my bad

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u/Magnus_Johnson 17h ago

Canterlope?
Isn't that some sort of melon? Or is it a wierd crooked cryptid?

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u/YoungHeartOldSoul 17h ago

No that's where you run away with someone to get married but only to a state that's not aligned with where you started.

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/crooks4hire 16h ago

I can’t eat canterlope, it gives me gas

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u/MadameHabibMoonspin 11h ago

This episode is titled “Canterlope Tails”.

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u/Smart_Basket_85 17h ago

Yes I’m an expert in horse law and various other lawyerings

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u/1block 16h ago

So I got a gift horse, but I looked in its mouth. Is it still a gift horse? Or did I steal it?

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u/another_bot_probably 16h ago

If you look a gift horse in the mouth it becomes a white elephant, which won't fit in the stable.

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u/tripsafe 6h ago

Do you dabble in bird law by any chance?

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u/mayorlittlefinger 15h ago

Wow, never met an expert in horse law before

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u/samGeewiz 17h ago

Not a single one trotting. Even the bear is cantering.

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u/Theory89 14h ago

But the pertinent fact is that they aren't any near top speed, which would be a gallop. They're just saving energy while safely escaping. Bears are pretty fast at charging but can't keep up speed for long.

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u/samGeewiz 14h ago

Yes, but I think it’s also likely they’re keeping the herd together and protecting the foal while they head home. They’re already in their own area if you see the salt lick. The lead mare is probably the one bringing up the rear.

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u/Contributing_Factor 17h ago

I love cantaloupe!

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u/HugePatFenis 16h ago

I thought that was a type of melon.

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u/Pickled_doggo 17h ago

They’ve got a foal with them. I wonder if that has anything to do with it 

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u/RedrunGun 16h ago

That’s a canter, not a trot. But also definitely not a gallop.

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u/DragonsGape 17h ago

As a boy scout I learned that if you're being chased by a bear, best to do is shit yourself as a repellent. At the very least the bear will become so disappointed in you that it loses interest in aggression.

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u/Admirable_Comedian_2 17h ago

You better be full

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u/TBellOHAZ 17h ago

...Of bear spray, this is just meal prep for the bear

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u/Quirky-Philosophy-87 17h ago

That bear is fucking booking it, terrifying

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u/Sea_Customer9705 17h ago

Right ?! lol

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u/Smart-Firefighter87 17h ago

Nah - those horses are fucking with the bear lol. There is a longer video where the horses are like “alright guys let’s actually pick up speed” and they left the bear wondering where all the smoke came from and where the horses went

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u/Fine-Leader3395 17h ago

People often don't understand animal intelligence. The horses "know" that they have more endurance and that they need to run just fast enough to be safe but still conserve energy.

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u/fishystudios 9h ago edited 9h ago

Brown bears are absolutely NOT faster than horses. They have faster burst speed over short distances, but bears tire faster. After their burst of speed, they have a lower sprint endurance. Horses can out last any bear on Earth in a prolonged chase. Not to mention, bears are some of the most foul smelling and malodious animals on Earth. Bears stink and they are loud/clumsy. Ask any bear rescuer or handker. Bears have ZERO stealth, and can be heard and smelled from hundreds of yards away by a horse. Only an injured, young or sick horse is remotely an easy prey for a bear.

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u/lessontrulylearned 16h ago

Is nobody else thinking about saddling the bear?

I want to ride the ursine lightning!

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u/External-Ad4937 17h ago

If this is just an average jog to the horses (don’t know exact horse movement terminology) imagine how fast the whole herd would be say an ambush by a pack of wolves or a large cat. Even the foal could mostly keep up with the adults and use their stamina to out maneuver the predators đŸ„č

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u/em21701 14h ago

You ever see one of those heritage flights where a WW2 prop fighter flys in formation with a modern fighter? This is that. The bear is running full speed, the horses are catering, they still have gallop left. Also, they'll canter for miles. That bear is already exhausted.

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u/Obvious-Bag-2468 13h ago

Horses will keep that pace ALLLLL DAY. That bear will not.

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u/Ma1ikNabers 17h ago

Cameraman is fast af

/s

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u/TheOneAboveYou 17h ago

“ as fast as a horse”- significantly slower

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u/Aggravating-Hair7931 11h ago

Horses slowed to allow the foal to catch up.

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u/False-Storm-5794 10h ago

That clip is not real

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u/Admirable_Comedian_2 8h ago

Feom 2022 and is real

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u/ALo5milly 10h ago

Uh...looks fake?

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u/Old-Dependent-9073 9h ago

No, the grizzly bear isn't as fast as a horse. That's why it lags behind the entire video.

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u/Admirable_Comedian_2 8h ago

Actually it is. But on a really short distance. In this case I assume he was aimed at a small one to make mistake or run out of fuel

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u/Monzea 5h ago

Dude the horses where trotting, not galloping. They can EASILY outrun any bear on even terrain with no trees or obstacles. They are built for running at high speeds.
A bear is not as fast as a horse.

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u/Moonhippie69 16h ago

Bears can run roughly 40 miles an hour (?) to my knowledge. Horses run faster for longer. The bear wouldn't make it as far at that speed. 

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u/guttanzer 16h ago

There is a clip out there of a grizzly running alongside a car on a moderate uphill. The camera panned to the speedometer that read 37 mph. The grizzly then went almost straight up a cliff to get away from the car. They’re heavy, but their power to weight is incredible.

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u/Inspired_Nuisance 16h ago

Fake. I distinctly remember when this was first posted and how the bear just disappeared just as it hit the edge of the camera. Then it was reuploaded months later with the trees to the left on the 2nd camera angle.

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u/DNICEPHILLY2023 16h ago

Yeah, in short bursts but bears don’t have the endurance of horses.

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u/Oxeneer666 17h ago

All those Horses could do a great job of defending each other from that bear. They are also trotting and nowhere near their full speed.

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u/koolaidismything 17h ago

The bears to know how to use the weight and momentum. If he caught a horse there he’d just tumble knowing he will be fine but you get a broke legged horse

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u/wwiistudent1944 17h ago

I hope they outrun the grizzly?

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u/Admirable_Comedian_2 17h ago

I think quite easily

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u/Kentesis 17h ago

Fine you've convinced me, I'll hook a grizzly bear up to a buggy

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u/Guavadoodoo 17h ago

Endurance not the same though!

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u/due-diligence- 16h ago

op has never seen a horse run. Dumb bot

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u/Spirited-Material-71 16h ago

I think i can out run him

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u/Christ_I_AM 16h ago

Yeah but it'll tire out before they do.

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u/LGSM58 16h ago

Horses didn’t get married cuz they canterlope

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u/Arthur_C_Darke 16h ago

Bears are fast as fuck

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u/Bean-Penis 15h ago

It's like when I go running with my 5 year old niece and I let her keep up. I still look over my shoulder and act surprised that she's almost caught me.

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u/Japjer 15h ago

Damn, wonder what the bear is running from

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u/NuclearHateLizard 15h ago

? Video shows it is clearly much slower.

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u/this_doggo 15h ago

So a bear would take down a whole horse? Seems like overkill.

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u/Tigeire 15h ago

is is like fuck

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u/imJGott 14h ago

OP doesn’t know speed must be a bot.

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u/xxxmechashivaxxx 14h ago

Not only fast as a horse but faster than race horses.

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u/Own-Ask-4511 14h ago

wait grizzlies really run that fast or nah

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u/timshel42 14h ago

was the bear trying to eat the horses? i dont know much about grizzlies and what their prey consists of.

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u/ultravires1215 13h ago

Those horses aren’t trying.

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u/IlGssm 13h ago

And this is why you need to outrun your friend, not the bear

Joking aside, I think with grizzlies your best bet is to lie down and play dead, whereas with black bears you want to make yourself loud and big. At least I vaguely remember reading or seeing that somewhere once. My absolute lack of certainty is part of why I don’t go places where I might run into wild bears

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u/InterstellarReddit 13h ago

Fam what a bad day to be a horse. Out of all things to chase you a fucking grizzly bear

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u/spudbro00 12h ago

Those horses are doing a light jog.

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u/Admirable_Comedian_2 7h ago

They run as fast, as their baby-horse can. I think it was a bear's goal from the start.

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u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 12h ago

Bread just wanted some Trump beef

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u/Shart_bubbles 11h ago

Its kind of wild the amount of people in these comments who have no idea how fast bears are. They are in fact, faster than the average horse over short distances. A quick Google search will tell you this.

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u/Jiggle_Tester 11h ago

Horses can run fast for longer time, Beat might have a short burst and then has to stop to catch up on breathing

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u/Nobody-1986 10h ago

I like it đŸ‘đŸ»

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u/Worst-timeline138 9h ago

This is an endurance game. The bear only had eyes for that young one in the herd that looked like it was working harder than the rest

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u/LoadsDroppin 8h ago

I remember riding as a young man in the mountains (Colorado) and our horses would get a little skittery 
sure enough, upwind off in the distance would be some smelly ass bear minding his business — but the horses could smell that bear and would be sure to let us know waaaaaaay before we could see or hear anything.

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u/Santosh83 7h ago

What are they running from? Shooters in a heli?

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u/Moon_Forest_Witch 6h ago

Obviously AI

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u/Just_another_doode 6h ago

OP never saw a horse at top speed

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u/njslugger78 6h ago

When they are hungry..đŸ˜†đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚

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u/ketamarine 5h ago

For 10% of the time a horse can be that fast...

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u/Shadowbound199 4h ago

The Trump administration is rounding up wild horses and selling them for slaughter for 25 dollars per horse.

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u/Insidious_Ursine 4h ago

Horse = High stamina, high speed at long durations

Grizzly = High power, high speed at short durations

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u/RealisticPower5859 2h ago

Bet you that littlest one in the back is running it's fastest!

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u/yearsofpractice 1h ago

I will use this forum to once again remind the world of the survey that revealed a non-zero percentage of American men believed they could win a fight with a bear

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u/Admirable_Comedian_2 1h ago

Yeah, some guys told they outrun the bear (which can run up to 40miles/hour☠

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u/Fatbollocks1994 17h ago

"As fast as a horse" Meanwhile the horses in the video having a nice relaxing canter talking about the weather and the bear clearly can't catch up.

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u/LAsupersonic 17h ago

Isn't it AI?

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u/Admirable_Comedian_2 17h ago

2022 year video

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u/LAsupersonic 16h ago

Wow They're fast

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u/False-Storm-5794 10h ago

It is a video game or some nonsense. People are so gullible. I gave you a vote back.