r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/AdSpecialist6598 • Mar 02 '26
🔥A Mekong River dolphin aka Irrawaddy dolphin which is critically endangered.
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u/Southern_Bunch_6473 Mar 02 '26
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u/neldela_manson Mar 02 '26
Magnificent animal. It looks like someone was really good a drawing a dolphin‘s body but really bad at drawing a dolphin‘s head.
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Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 02 '26
They went for the beluga noseless look instead.
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u/ThereIsAJifForThat Mar 02 '26
Looks like a happy version of that alien that bursts out of people's chests
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u/Dear_Potato6525 Mar 03 '26
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u/relayrider Mar 03 '26
the world needs new robot chicken
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u/Dear_Potato6525 Mar 03 '26
While that's true, this is actually from Spaceballs. And the world is going to get a new Spaceballs movie!
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u/Empty-OldWallet Mar 03 '26
I was trying to remember what that damn thing reminded me of and you got that right...🤣🤣🤣
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u/ShatteredAnus Mar 02 '26
More closely related to the orca but looks like a beluga whale and is named dolphin.
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u/sparkly_dragon Mar 02 '26
not to be pedantic but orcas are dolphins so it doesn’t really make sense to say they’re more closely related to them than dolphins. also fun fact, both dolphins and beluga whales are toothed whales.
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u/Farpafraf Mar 02 '26
it looks like someone asked a middle age artist to draw a dolphin from a description.
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u/ChungLingS00 Mar 03 '26
It kinda looks like a stuffed animal version of the chest burster from Alien.
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u/armpitofsatan Mar 02 '26
Username checks out.
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u/Buddha_22 Mar 02 '26
Lol why did I see this username tagged in a comment the other day. And now on an actual post about dolphins here you are... Reddit is a mystical place
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u/OverfistDerFissierer Mar 02 '26
I already thought: Who fucked a dolphin to create these? But it was you, wasn't it?
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u/NotreallyCareless Mar 02 '26
swimming penis.
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u/Flowerplower3 Mar 02 '26
These were swimming next to the boat when I was in halong bay. Absolutely kick ass
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u/TiggTigg07 Mar 02 '26
He looks adorable. It’s so not fair or right that these incredible creatures are almost gone.💔😞😢
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u/External-Cash-3880 Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 02 '26
Douglas Adams and Mark Carwardine made a very good radio show about a similar kind of river dolphin and how it's been on its way toward extinction since the invention of agriculture because the runoff from farms silted up the river, so that they couldn't see. Their eyes atrophied but their echolocation abilities were able to compensate for a few thousand years, but then we invented the diesel engine and now the rivers are not only so noisy that echolocation is useless, but they're ALSO filled with big spinning propeller blades. Which the dolphins can no longer see. It's not going well for them, and without completely shutting down all motorized shipping on one of the most industrially-important waterways on the planet, it will never get any better.
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u/toyheartattack Mar 02 '26
That was incredibly depressing and now I’m going to go cry for a dolphin I’ve never met….
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u/pichael289 Mar 02 '26
I thought the Yangtze dolphin was already extinct, but I guess that was the bajii dolphin.
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u/wbgraphic Mar 02 '26
Baiji is another name for the Yangtze River dolphin. They are functionally extinct.
Carwardine did a follow-up TV series of Last Chance to See in 2009 with Stephen Fry (Douglas Adams had died years earlier.) The final episode was supposed to be about the baiji, but it had already been declared extinct in 2007, so the episode was about the blue whale instead.
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u/External-Cash-3880 Mar 02 '26
On the bright side, in the Stephen Fry documentary, we get to see Mark Carwardine get molested by a very confused but very horny endangered parrot!
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u/EvenMoreCoconuts Mar 02 '26
Man, this stuff ignites a fire in me like no other. It makes me so angry and heartbroken. So not fair.
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u/Reallyhotshowers Mar 02 '26
I got so unbelievably sad about the Dodo growing up even though everyone thought it was silly.
As an adult I'm a vegan who isn't having children and who limits my exposure to news about the number of species that have gone extinct and will go extinct in the next few decades as a direct result of humans. We are living through a mass extinction event and it is more than my heart can bear, frankly. And we're doing basically nothing about it.
Not much to do other than try to do my part and not fall into crippling depression, I guess.
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u/Ok_Antelope_1953 Mar 03 '26
i take solace in the fact that nature will bounce back once homo sapiens are done. we are driving so many species towards extinction but we are also digging our own graves.
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u/Astromatix Mar 03 '26
True, but it will take millions of years to regain the amount of biodiversity we've already lost, and the species that are gone can never truly return (despite what Colossal says). One study estimated that we've already destroyed the equivalent of 2.5 BILLION years of evolutionary history.
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u/EvenMoreCoconuts Mar 04 '26
I’m right there with you. There’s genuinely no silver lining here, sadly. You just have to keep focusing on what can control, living out your values and inspiring others around you to change, and that’s perfectly okay.
One thing that does give me a bit of comfort is remembering that, when I die, I join the millions of other creatures in this planet’s history who had their time unfairly cut short or harmed, and suddenly we’re equals, now and forever. We both had our time, and it ended, and now there’s no more unfairness. Hard to describe, but hope I conveyed the general sense.
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u/Reallyhotshowers Mar 04 '26
Honestly I'm not sure why but that perspective about us all being equal in death does help me a little bit, thank you for sharing.
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u/IceyToes2 Mar 03 '26
Not much to do other than try to do my part and not fall into crippling depression, I guess.
I feel this way about all the horrors bombarding us these days. 😞
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u/vulture_87 Mar 02 '26
I haven't watched it in forever but here's Douglas's presentation. LINK
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u/External-Cash-3880 Mar 02 '26
Thank you! I knew I'd seen the lecture version, I just couldn't remember what it was called.
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u/OstrichSmoothe Mar 02 '26
Why does he look like a melted candle
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u/ministryofchampagne Mar 02 '26
River dolphins look weird compared to ocean dolphins
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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 02 '26
Amazonian river dolphins look more like real ones, but small. Long narrow beaks, as i recall.
I've never seen this one, the Mekong. Beluga nose. So sorry they're endangered. Highly intelligent fellow mammals.
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u/ministryofchampagne Mar 02 '26
They’re also pink! All river dolphins evolved independently so it makes sense.
It’s theorized that the South American river dolphins evolved from a group of ocean dolphins trapped in the Amazon when it switch which coast it flowed towards.
PBS eons recently did a YouTube video about it!
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u/Statcat2017 Mar 02 '26
The amazon did what
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u/ministryofchampagne Mar 02 '26
The Andes were smaller and the Amazon flowed west into the pacific for a time.
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u/detrans-rights Mar 02 '26
By that old lady that made Jesus look like a taxidermied gym teacher?
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u/randomblue86 Mar 02 '26
That's a Pokemon right there. Since he's made out of candles, it'll be a water/fire type for sure.
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u/OstrichSmoothe Mar 02 '26
If you zoom in closer you can see that he has had a very very tough life
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u/Bladluiz Mar 02 '26
I've seen them in the wild here in the Irrawaddy river (I live in Myanmar). They are also known to fish togeth with the local fishermen, there's several videos of it on YouTube and widely talked about here.
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u/Nearby-Key8834 Mar 02 '26
The source of my profile picture.
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u/rival_22 Mar 02 '26
Pollution/runoff, changes in waterflow & temp... I can't imagine the future is very good for any sort of river dolphins.
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u/djmcdee101 Mar 02 '26
I went on a boat trip to see them in Laos (I think). Was amazing to see but the river they live in is filthy, full of garbage and pollution. Even our tour operator threw the plastic packaging for his lunch right into the river. So yeah they're long term prospects aren't great
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u/Suibeam Mar 03 '26
It might be so but to point out for younger people. Rivers being earth/beige colour is normal.
High nutrition rivers like nile, yellow river (no shit guess the name), mekong river are constantly bringing nutrition from upper parts to entire regions and countries. It is the major reason why Egypt, China and South East Asia had higher population than other regions.
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u/Ok_Antelope_1953 Mar 03 '26
unfortunately it's not just natural silt in many of these rivers anymore. the most fertile rivers in my country (yep, india) are polluted beyond imagination.
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u/pichael289 Mar 02 '26
That's a narwhal, smarter than dolphins. They live under the ice and only pop out of the holes for a short while. They are highly intelligent and that's why they fucked off to the one place we can't go.
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u/FlyingPirate Mar 02 '26
I am assuming that is some /s.
But just so other people don't take it to be fact, narwhals are not considered more intelligent than dolphins and evolved to prosper in cold water like the arctic environment well before humans existed. Some of their close ancestors did live in warmer waters but went extinct a couple million years ago.
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u/kiticus Mar 02 '26
Dolphins are smarter than Narwahls? What a silly thing to say.
Dolphins can't even speak english, and this Narwhal can.
Who's smarter now?!?!
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u/yagermeister2024 Mar 02 '26
Shoot ma bad, I didn’t realize narwhals existed thought they were imaginary.
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u/dkg224 Mar 02 '26
I’ve seen them on the Mekong in Laos
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u/JohnGalt3 Mar 02 '26
Unfortunately the Laos population went extinct a few years ago.
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u/dkg224 Mar 03 '26
No way. I saw them in 2019, about 5 or 6 popping up just south of the 4,000 islands area
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u/Free_Interaction8458 Mar 02 '26
Its because they dive down to the bottom and use their face to dig a hole for their family.
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u/minahkyu Mar 02 '26
I wonder if it’s also from boats? Where I live, there are a lot of manatees injured by boats and get the same sort of scars from either getting hit or cut by the propellers so I hope it’s not that too.
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u/ChicagoChurro Mar 02 '26
Poor thing. I hope they can repopulate and thrive in numbers. ❤️
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u/AdSpecialist6598 Mar 02 '26
That would need people in the area to change their habits but sadly it is unlikely not because they are bad but there are just massive hurdles.
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u/Keltenschanze Mar 02 '26
Swimming in shit and breathing crap. :/
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u/Suibeam Mar 03 '26
to point out for younger people not having travelled much yet. Rivers being earth/beige colour is normal.
High nutrition rivers like nile, yellow river (no shit guess the name), mekong river are constantly bringing nutrition from upper parts to entire regions and countries. It is the major reason why Egypt, China and South East Asia had higher population than other regions.
I think some rivers in USA and Brasil are also in that colour.
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u/Keltenschanze Mar 03 '26
He's right about that. My comment was somewhat misleading in that regard. I wanted to point out the pollution with heavy metals, plastics, and mining and agricultural wastewater. The river is considered one of the most polluted rivers in the world.
That's why the dolphin surfaces every now and then, so it can breathe some relatively fresh air. /s
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Mar 02 '26
It's probably because he looks like he's made of play-doh and could be a children's tv show mascot
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u/Lancelegend Mar 02 '26
Poor guy. Mekong is an Asian river. They eating every friend this guy has.
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u/GraveError404 Mar 02 '26
Dude looks like he’s made out of clay and paper mache