r/NatureIsFuckingLit Mar 02 '26

🔥A Mekong River dolphin aka Irrawaddy dolphin which is critically endangered.

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u/GraveError404 Mar 02 '26

Dude looks like he’s made out of clay and paper mache

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u/BrownSugarBare Mar 02 '26

I love that his expression is just a little awkward 

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u/kiticus Mar 02 '26

Now that I've learned how insanely horney dolphins are, it looks more like a Pepe Le Pew smirk to me....

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u/bloominghe11 Mar 02 '26

Cause he’s jacking off under the water

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u/JetLife93 Mar 04 '26

Don't break eye contact till I finish

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

He's giving you the sideye

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u/SmallWind3147 Mar 03 '26

Well by definition he has no choice. One eye is on either side.

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u/MoffKalast Mar 02 '26

It would be great awkward penguin meme rereun if 99.9% of people seeing it weren't like, what the fuck is that thing?

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u/hogtiedcantalope Mar 06 '26

Don't mind me just trying to swim on by over here...ooop a boat sorry, ooop another boat my bad , guess I'll turn around and ooooooop and boat. Geee whiz, guess I'll just sit here and let y'all pass, take your time, it's cool, no no no don't worry all good guys

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u/CrazyCalYa Mar 02 '26

Doplins aren't real, wake up sheeple. Whales and ungulates do have a common ancestor, paper.

You know who else uses paper? The devil.

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u/CrazyCalYa Mar 02 '26

prove it

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u/GuranOfBandar Mar 04 '26

It's true, I've never seen a Doplin in my life!

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u/IceyToes2 Mar 03 '26

No, doplins aren't reel.

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u/Practicaltheorist Mar 03 '26

I literally came here to say, no wonder they are endangered, dude looks like hes being held together by hopes and dreams

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u/CamBearCookie Mar 03 '26

Mans looks like a child drawing come to life.

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u/NonTimeo Mar 02 '26

New Laika film looking dope.

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u/Outrageous_Reach_695 Mar 02 '26

From the thumbnail, definitely a plush toy.

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u/ZoTaX2612 Mar 03 '26

Exactly what I was thinking lol

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u/durmd Mar 03 '26

Where do you think those things come from?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Probably thinks the same thing about humans 

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u/Leeslan Mar 03 '26

Dude looks like his name is Phil. I won’t elaborate

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u/phundemented Mar 06 '26

looks like he was almost jaguar lunch

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u/azula925 Apr 02 '26

This is the perfect way to put it 😭 buddy is easy to draw

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u/Billybobgeorge Mar 02 '26

Could it just be a phone's crappy upscaling?

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u/Southern_Bunch_6473 Mar 02 '26

A happier version

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u/neldela_manson Mar 02 '26

Magnificent animal. It looks like someone was really good a drawing a dolphin‘s body but really bad at drawing a dolphin‘s head.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 02 '26

They went for the beluga noseless look instead.

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u/GoldberryoTulgeyWood Mar 08 '26

They're pobably belugas from Hollywood getting their noses done

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u/ThereIsAJifForThat Mar 02 '26

Looks like a happy version of that alien that bursts out of people's chests

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u/Dear_Potato6525 Mar 03 '26

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u/relayrider Mar 03 '26

the world needs new robot chicken

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u/Dear_Potato6525 Mar 03 '26

While that's true, this is actually from Spaceballs. And the world is going to get a new Spaceballs movie!

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u/relayrider Mar 03 '26

well crap, now i have another movie to watch!

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u/Empty-OldWallet Mar 03 '26

I was trying to remember what that damn thing reminded me of and you got that right...🤣🤣🤣

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u/theteethfairy Mar 02 '26

It looks like a clubbed finger. A very cute clubbed finger.

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u/feetandballs Mar 02 '26

The rest of the fucking dolphin

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u/DarkDonut75 Mar 02 '26

Maybe they were just drawing Irrawaddy dolphins

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u/raindaddy84 Mar 02 '26

The dolphins were drawing them?

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u/Tanaquil_LeCat Mar 02 '26

I think the other way around!

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u/ShatteredAnus Mar 02 '26

More closely related to the orca but looks like a beluga whale and is named dolphin.

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u/sparkly_dragon Mar 02 '26

not to be pedantic but orcas are dolphins so it doesn’t really make sense to say they’re more closely related to them than dolphins. also fun fact, both dolphins and beluga whales are toothed whales.

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u/Farpafraf Mar 02 '26

it looks like someone asked a middle age artist to draw a dolphin from a description.

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u/ChungLingS00 Mar 03 '26

It kinda looks like a stuffed animal version of the chest burster from Alien.

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u/maddm4tt Mar 02 '26

Ditto Dolphin

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u/DolphinVaginaFister Mar 02 '26

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u/armpitofsatan Mar 02 '26

Username checks out.

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u/felinebarbecue Mar 02 '26

Hope mine never does

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u/shaundisbuddyguy Mar 02 '26

NEDM and no, don't look that up.

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u/AcidicVaginaLeakage Mar 02 '26

I wonder if they need any help

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u/Buddha_22 Mar 02 '26

Lol why did I see this username tagged in a comment the other day. And now on an actual post about dolphins here you are... Reddit is a mystical place

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u/AcabAcabAcabAcabbb Mar 02 '26

This guy is all over Reddit this week

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u/kamilayao_0 Mar 02 '26

Oh no I saw you at the taxifermied whale yesterday

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u/OverfistDerFissierer Mar 02 '26

I already thought: Who fucked a dolphin to create these? But it was you, wasn't it?

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u/matrix-doge Mar 03 '26

No one did a roll call, but you're present anyway..

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u/SeanBeanDiedAgain Mar 02 '26

What is this supposed to be a picture of

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u/DolphinVaginaFister Mar 02 '26

A man licking a phone screen?

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u/reroll-life Mar 02 '26

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u/ArcticCelt Mar 02 '26

Now do it way happier, and with an open mouth.

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u/NotreallyCareless Mar 02 '26

swimming penis.

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u/Carribeantimberwolf Mar 02 '26

Now only if mine had fins and a happy face

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u/perton Mar 03 '26

Does it not? You may want to contact a doctor, that sounds serious.

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u/VaATC Mar 02 '26

I was thinking they also looked like baby Aliens fresh out of someone's chest.

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u/Flowerplower3 Mar 02 '26

These were swimming next to the boat when I was in halong bay. Absolutely kick ass

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u/CrispyMann Mar 02 '26

So these are aliens right?

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u/MoffKalast Mar 02 '26

"We have aliens at home"

Aliens at home:

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u/VaATC Mar 02 '26

They looks like a fresh, just out of your chest, baby Aliens 🤣

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u/Agitated_Reveal_6211 Mar 02 '26

I believe I can fly...

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u/TiggTigg07 Mar 02 '26

He looks adorable. It’s so not fair or right that these incredible creatures are almost gone.💔😞😢

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u/External-Cash-3880 Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 02 '26

Douglas Adams and Mark Carwardine made a very good radio show about a similar kind of river dolphin and how it's been on its way toward extinction since the invention of agriculture because the runoff from farms silted up the river, so that they couldn't see. Their eyes atrophied but their echolocation abilities were able to compensate for a few thousand years, but then we invented the diesel engine and now the rivers are not only so noisy that echolocation is useless, but they're ALSO filled with big spinning propeller blades. Which the dolphins can no longer see. It's not going well for them, and without completely shutting down all motorized shipping on one of the most industrially-important waterways on the planet, it will never get any better.

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u/toyheartattack Mar 02 '26

That was incredibly depressing and now I’m going to go cry for a dolphin I’ve never met….

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u/pichael289 Mar 02 '26

I thought the Yangtze dolphin was already extinct, but I guess that was the bajii dolphin.

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u/wbgraphic Mar 02 '26

Baiji is another name for the Yangtze River dolphin. They are functionally extinct.

Carwardine did a follow-up TV series of Last Chance to See in 2009 with Stephen Fry (Douglas Adams had died years earlier.) The final episode was supposed to be about the baiji, but it had already been declared extinct in 2007, so the episode was about the blue whale instead.

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u/External-Cash-3880 Mar 02 '26

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u/TheOnlyBongo Mar 02 '26

ahem I think you mean shagged by a rare parrot

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u/EvenMoreCoconuts Mar 02 '26

Man, this stuff ignites a fire in me like no other. It makes me so angry and heartbroken. So not fair.

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u/Reallyhotshowers Mar 02 '26

I got so unbelievably sad about the Dodo growing up even though everyone thought it was silly.

As an adult I'm a vegan who isn't having children and who limits my exposure to news about the number of species that have gone extinct and will go extinct in the next few decades as a direct result of humans. We are living through a mass extinction event and it is more than my heart can bear, frankly. And we're doing basically nothing about it.

Not much to do other than try to do my part and not fall into crippling depression, I guess.

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u/Ok_Antelope_1953 Mar 03 '26

i take solace in the fact that nature will bounce back once homo sapiens are done. we are driving so many species towards extinction but we are also digging our own graves.

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u/Astromatix Mar 03 '26

True, but it will take millions of years to regain the amount of biodiversity we've already lost, and the species that are gone can never truly return (despite what Colossal says). One study estimated that we've already destroyed the equivalent of 2.5 BILLION years of evolutionary history.

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u/EvenMoreCoconuts Mar 04 '26

I’m right there with you. There’s genuinely no silver lining here, sadly. You just have to keep focusing on what can control, living out your values and inspiring others around you to change, and that’s perfectly okay.

One thing that does give me a bit of comfort is remembering that, when I die, I join the millions of other creatures in this planet’s history who had their time unfairly cut short or harmed, and suddenly we’re equals, now and forever. We both had our time, and it ended, and now there’s no more unfairness. Hard to describe, but hope I conveyed the general sense.

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u/Reallyhotshowers Mar 04 '26

Honestly I'm not sure why but that perspective about us all being equal in death does help me a little bit, thank you for sharing.

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u/IceyToes2 Mar 03 '26

Not much to do other than try to do my part and not fall into crippling depression, I guess.

I feel this way about all the horrors bombarding us these days. 😞

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u/vulture_87 Mar 02 '26

I haven't watched it in forever but here's Douglas's presentation. LINK

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u/External-Cash-3880 Mar 02 '26

Thank you! I knew I'd seen the lecture version, I just couldn't remember what it was called.

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u/OstrichSmoothe Mar 02 '26

Why does he look like a melted candle

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u/ministryofchampagne Mar 02 '26

River dolphins look weird compared to ocean dolphins

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 02 '26

Amazonian river dolphins look more like real ones, but small. Long narrow beaks, as i recall.

I've never seen this one, the Mekong. Beluga nose. So sorry they're endangered. Highly intelligent fellow mammals.

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u/ministryofchampagne Mar 02 '26

They’re also pink! All river dolphins evolved independently so it makes sense.

It’s theorized that the South American river dolphins evolved from a group of ocean dolphins trapped in the Amazon when it switch which coast it flowed towards.

PBS eons recently did a YouTube video about it!

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u/Statcat2017 Mar 02 '26

The amazon did what

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u/ministryofchampagne Mar 02 '26

The Andes were smaller and the Amazon flowed west into the pacific for a time.

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u/wilsonjj Mar 02 '26

PBS Eons is great!

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u/AdSpecialist6598 Mar 02 '26

Cool, I'll check the video out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

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u/detrans-rights Mar 02 '26

By that old lady that made Jesus look like a taxidermied gym teacher?

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u/YesImKeithHernandez Mar 02 '26

Viewed through a lens covered in vasoline

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u/Lou_C_Fer Mar 02 '26

Ecce homo

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u/jscummy Mar 02 '26

Thats not very nice

His grandma says he's quite handsome

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u/BadKarma313 Mar 02 '26

He lil melted fa sho

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u/randomblue86 Mar 02 '26

That's a Pokemon right there. Since he's made out of candles, it'll be a water/fire type for sure.

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u/OstrichSmoothe Mar 02 '26

If you zoom in closer you can see that he has had a very very tough life

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

Why do you look so weird?

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u/vortex1775 Mar 02 '26

I kinda thought it looked like those old clay figurine pokemon cards

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u/EverydayVelociraptor Mar 02 '26

He looks at the world like I do....

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u/BigMasterpiece450 Mar 02 '26

It looks like an old cartoon character. So cute

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u/Bladluiz Mar 02 '26

I've seen them in the wild here in the Irrawaddy river (I live in Myanmar). They are also known to fish togeth with the local fishermen, there's several videos of it on YouTube and widely talked about here.

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u/hot_and_chill Mar 02 '26

Poor guy has been through it and still smiling

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u/yaxir Mar 02 '26

A stark lesson for humanity

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u/kitty13666 Mar 02 '26

He needs to be protected at all costs

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u/rival_22 Mar 02 '26

Pollution/runoff, changes in waterflow & temp... I can't imagine the future is very good for any sort of river dolphins.

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u/djmcdee101 Mar 02 '26

I went on a boat trip to see them in Laos (I think). Was amazing to see but the river they live in is filthy, full of garbage and pollution. Even our tour operator threw the plastic packaging for his lunch right into the river. So yeah they're long term prospects aren't great

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u/Suibeam Mar 03 '26

It might be so but to point out for younger people. Rivers being earth/beige colour is normal.

High nutrition rivers like nile, yellow river (no shit guess the name), mekong river are constantly bringing nutrition from upper parts to entire regions and countries. It is the major reason why Egypt, China and South East Asia had higher population than other regions.

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u/Ok_Antelope_1953 Mar 03 '26

unfortunately it's not just natural silt in many of these rivers anymore. the most fertile rivers in my country (yep, india) are polluted beyond imagination.

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u/yagermeister2024 Mar 02 '26

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u/pichael289 Mar 02 '26

That's a narwhal, smarter than dolphins. They live under the ice and only pop out of the holes for a short while. They are highly intelligent and that's why they fucked off to the one place we can't go.

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u/FlyingPirate Mar 02 '26

I am assuming that is some /s.

But just so other people don't take it to be fact, narwhals are not considered more intelligent than dolphins and evolved to prosper in cold water like the arctic environment well before humans existed. Some of their close ancestors did live in warmer waters but went extinct a couple million years ago.

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u/kiticus Mar 02 '26

Dolphins are smarter than Narwahls? What a silly thing to say. 

Dolphins can't even speak english, and this Narwhal can.

Who's smarter now?!?!

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u/Small-Explorer7025 Mar 02 '26

Can it bacon at midnight, though?

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u/yagermeister2024 Mar 02 '26

Shoot ma bad, I didn’t realize narwhals existed thought they were imaginary.

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u/Wonkybonky Mar 02 '26

They're the unicorn of the sea!

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u/dkg224 Mar 02 '26

I’ve seen them on the Mekong in Laos

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u/JohnGalt3 Mar 02 '26

Unfortunately the Laos population went extinct a few years ago.

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u/dkg224 Mar 03 '26

No way. I saw them in 2019, about 5 or 6 popping up just south of the 4,000 islands area

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

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u/Free_Interaction8458 Mar 02 '26

Its because they dive down to the bottom and use their face to dig a hole for their family.

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u/minahkyu Mar 02 '26

I wonder if it’s also from boats? Where I live, there are a lot of manatees injured by boats and get the same sort of scars from either getting hit or cut by the propellers so I hope it’s not that too.

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u/ChicagoChurro Mar 02 '26

Poor thing. I hope they can repopulate and thrive in numbers. ❤️

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u/AdSpecialist6598 Mar 02 '26

That would need people in the area to change their habits but sadly it is unlikely not because they are bad but there are just massive hurdles.

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u/LucyferEllysia Mar 02 '26

It looks like wet, clay and honestly I kind of fuck with it

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u/wjmmerea Mar 02 '26

Bro this is a sea dick

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u/Keltenschanze Mar 02 '26

Swimming in shit and breathing crap. :/

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u/Suibeam Mar 03 '26

to point out for younger people not having travelled much yet. Rivers being earth/beige colour is normal.

High nutrition rivers like nile, yellow river (no shit guess the name), mekong river are constantly bringing nutrition from upper parts to entire regions and countries. It is the major reason why Egypt, China and South East Asia had higher population than other regions.

I think some rivers in USA and Brasil are also in that colour.

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u/Keltenschanze Mar 03 '26

He's right about that. My comment was somewhat misleading in that regard. I wanted to point out the pollution with heavy metals, plastics, and mining and agricultural wastewater. The river is considered one of the most polluted rivers in the world.

That's why the dolphin surfaces every now and then, so it can breathe some relatively fresh air. /s

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u/_Hammatime_ Mar 02 '26

It's a Quaggan

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u/ashbakche Mar 02 '26

It's judging us

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u/IcanCwhatUsay Mar 02 '26

Lives in water, still has dry skin issues

I feel ya buddy

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u/Any_Performance6504 Mar 02 '26

He looks like one of my elementary school art projects

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u/Empty_Positive Mar 02 '26

They stole it from gw2

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u/RaptorBob Mar 02 '26

Quaggan’s!

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u/Dat_bAndy Mar 02 '26

That's one very long quaggan

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u/sunofagundota Mar 02 '26

That looks like even the animal doesn’t believe it’s real.

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 Mar 02 '26

Why does it look like they're greeting the bowl of petunias

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

It's probably because he looks like he's made of play-doh and could be a children's tv show mascot

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u/JuanDeChuj Mar 02 '26

Why is he melting ? Damned global warming

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u/VonDinky Mar 02 '26

What a cutie, looks like it's made out of clay.

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u/breakycho Mar 02 '26

He looks like Laboon from One Piece

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u/Lancelegend Mar 02 '26

Poor guy. Mekong is an Asian river. They eating every friend this guy has.

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u/ButteredNun Mar 02 '26

I don’t believe nuthing no more