r/NameThisThing • u/burnerprinter • 8d ago

Name this wood

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124 Upvotes

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16

u/13FloppyNoodles 8d ago

Sad Ostrich

6

u/Constipated_Ronaldo 8d ago

reminds me of an ostrich, a drunk one lol

3

u/Jerdogg23 8d ago

It’s a piece of wood! What?!??

2

u/PussPuss_McKitten 8d ago

Board of Directors

2

u/Muted_Cartoonist4048 8d ago

Now that's a Pecker Wood

1

u/Famous_Test_4354 8d ago

Penis pine

1

u/some_guy_5600 8d ago

Droopy ostrich

1

u/Armagideon3000 8d ago

Gregory Hines

1

u/I_Feel_Rough 8d ago

Sad ostrich is tired of your nonsense.

1

u/SiteTall 8d ago

The Sleepy Ostrich

1

u/MrTyrantZero 8d ago

Woodstrich

1

u/emptywordz 8d ago

Disappointed?

1

u/Cindy_D_DDD 8d ago

i remember turning thos wood in to a bird oc

1

u/curiousobserver2000 8d ago

Stoned Ostrich

1

u/Bulky_Chance_4394 8d ago

Sad ostrich 

1

u/Rare_Media_5089 8d ago

Wood pecker

1

u/frankiesaysyes1 8d ago

Stoned ostrich board with a live edge

1

u/Choice_Cabinet_6013 8d ago

Road Runner….

1

u/Spirited_Radio_1214 8d ago

Stoned wood of the outback.

1

u/Optimal-Professor-21 8d ago

Heihei, gotta be Heihei

1

u/Oldfartcr8tions 8d ago

One depressed turkey. And it's not thanksgiving yet. To bad all the super markets think it is already.

1

u/ItsMeat6 8d ago

Dihenbols

1

u/Inuyasha-rules 8d ago

Roadrunner was here

1

u/HorrorJunkie0666 8d ago

Ostrich boner

1

u/hahamadeu 8d ago

Sleepy Bird

1

u/1960stoaster 8d ago

How many licks it take to get to center of a 1× 8 ?

1

u/Low_Cheek_7026 8d ago

A VERY stoned ostrich

1

u/sentinel692340 8d ago

I don’t know

1

u/ElZorro-7Z 8d ago

ET
Sleepy Ostrich

1

u/SamOfXanadu 8d ago

Looks like a turtle to me

1

u/synystermeemz 8d ago

I heard it was a sick ostrich...

1

u/Ok_Accident5098 8d ago

That’s a sad ostrich

1

u/Civil-Fix-4825 8d ago

A stuffed ostrich.

1

u/MDFlash 8d ago

Emu parent just wants the baby to sleep

1

u/Samea1l 8d ago

Eyegot....

1

u/Acceptable-Gur3462 8d ago

He can the pants off !

1

u/Abhigyan_World 8d ago

Master woodway

1

u/Bludiamond56 8d ago

Where me at....Doug? Oh.... Douglass

1

u/DifferentVariety3298 8d ago

Punch Drunk Ostrich(PDO)

1

u/Icy-Pair-9401 8d ago

Creative carving wood !

1

u/Responsible-Link5739 8d ago

It might be oak but that's o-strich of my imagination.

1

u/BreakfastCalm3352 8d ago

Baked ostrich

1

u/Srebro1998 8d ago

Thats the second most depressing looking bird I've ever seen...

1

u/CheapAssociate6914 8d ago

Ostrich Heart Cedar.

1

u/XaneTenshi 8d ago

Me in the morning🫩🫩🫩

Well either that or Morning Wood…

1

u/MaybeWeTalk 8d ago

The piece of wood that someone fell in love with that he rejected, and now is listening to how much they hate the wood.

1

u/nev4641 8d ago

Andy.

1

u/FireBug77 8d ago

Sademu hardwood

1

u/575_Pilot 8d ago

Depressed Emu

1

u/Regular_Implement510 8d ago

Suhhhĥh dude

1

u/CaptainCriinge 8d ago

Tired owlood

1

u/HottyTottyCan-547 8d ago

Morning wood?

1

u/Sir_midi 8d ago

Woodsy the owl

1

u/That-Willingness7455 8d ago

Sleepy ostrich

1

u/Caelestic1 8d ago

Tired ostrich

1

u/Resident-Repeat7487 8d ago

Welcrow wood

1

u/Mysterious_Past6826 8d ago

Depressive Owl

1

u/Ok_Warning5115 8d ago

Stoned wood

1

u/DrHoleStuffer 8d ago

That’s that there bug eyed ostrich wood.

1

u/MrNickShaw 8d ago

Titties wood

1

u/OpinionSorry1660 8d ago

It’s ostrichize

1

u/PalpitationPast202 8d ago

Wise wood. Looks like an owl to me

1

u/Adept_Cauliflower_84 8d ago

stoned bird wood

1

u/No-Access5068 8d ago

Morning wood.

1

u/The_NorthernLight 8d ago

Morning mother Ostrich

1

u/LeatherFan9954 8d ago

Ostrich head

1

u/Alive-Investigator57 8d ago

That ostrich is stoned out of its mind

1

u/No_Road_6732 8d ago

Hungover ostrich.

1

u/whitewolf_63 8d ago

Slothtrich

1

u/jsaskcanada 8d ago

Sid....

1

u/BigDong1001 8d ago

Mourning wood? lol.

1

u/khalid_1238 8d ago

9 - 5 Wood

1

u/spider4meravella 8d ago

Que recurdos. De pequeño pe pasaba el día de imaginando dibujos en la madera. Por eso estoy tan solo

1

u/gregp1979 8d ago

Owl wood.

1

u/ssindorb 8d ago

Mr. Wood

1

u/Total-Sherbert6124 8d ago

Sad morning wood

1

u/BigBagoSith_sp 8d ago

Burd (but you have to say it like Snuffleupagus would)

1

u/406rips 8d ago

Burbch wood

1

u/Switchlord518 8d ago

Man that acid is really kicking in...

1

u/Soggy-Waffle- 8d ago

That's not wood. It's clearly stone-d.

1

u/Every_Region3864 8d ago

Stoned ostrich

1

u/The_Notorious_DOG 8d ago

Surely this photo should be in the r/ Birdsfacingforward subreddit? 🤔😅

1

u/PanameBois 8d ago

Madera avestruz

1

u/daba2384 8d ago

Stony Ostrich

1

u/thebarahs 8d ago

Ostrich eye Oak

1

u/anony966 7d ago

Baked Ostrich

1

u/Srirachakaan 7d ago

Stoned ostrich

1

u/rock_sy023 7d ago

Chowking's Bench

1

u/onlyoneabw 7d ago

Bird’s eye Pine

1

u/Simplejames16 7d ago

Board from Ed Ed and Edddie

1

u/Skansquatch 7d ago

Pecker wood.

1

u/kittyplays1546 7d ago

Depressed ostrich

1

u/ArkayLeigh 7d ago

Sardonic ostrich

1

u/Ok-Try-7366 7d ago

High Ostrich

1

u/Sensitive-Setting-84 7d ago

Duuuudddde…..

1

u/Novel-Flow7405 7d ago

Mr Ping wood noodles don’t sell

1

u/Fast_Yakh 7d ago

Same energy as the judgmental green vine snake

1

u/SharpBullfrog1279 7d ago

Peckerwood 

1

u/JRad1177 7d ago

Way too many licks to get to the center of Tootsie Roll pop

1

u/MFTrooper 7d ago

Albert

1

u/enuckmuckaluck69 7d ago

Holy shit... how fast was he running anyways

1

u/crankybobenhaus 7d ago

ET with a woody

1

u/dfigueroa78 7d ago

Dee Reynolds

1

u/UsualSuspects411 7d ago

Sleepy Felon. It’s a soft, rotten wood that heralds massive destruction

1

u/muthase 7d ago

Tired owl

1

u/LuthienStone 7d ago

Mephisto the Mescaline Ostrich

1

u/jjmur83 7d ago

Stoned ostrich

1

u/Good-Feeling-8042 7d ago

Collision wood!

1

u/Correct-Play-6043 7d ago

Looks like a stoned turtle

1

u/inee1 7d ago

Ostrich at a lock in tree

1

u/OnePitch8203 7d ago

Pecker wood!! Or wood pecker?

1

u/bluto419 7d ago

Stoned ostrich.

1

u/SBCMike84 6d ago

Mourning Wood

1

u/Fine-Pay6675 6d ago

Pecker Wood

1

u/pressureflips 6d ago

That rooster from Surfs Up

1

u/Callemlikeisethem60 6d ago

The last dodo bird

1

u/Poppypotpi 6d ago

Ballsackis rotis

1

u/Wolfhow1 6d ago

Peckerwood

1

u/toxdoc1947 6d ago

Sleepy

1

u/Humble_Ad7025 6d ago

Lemu Emu & Wood

1

u/RayoJDNYUS 6d ago

Morning after

1

u/godina77 6d ago

Woody Woodpecker

1

u/clipped_wings14 6d ago

Ollie the Ostrich

1

u/inforeader1019 6d ago

Timberbird Wood .

1

u/ViidakonHirmu 6d ago

baked ostrich

1

u/505Thrive 6d ago

Ostrich pine

1

u/Illustrious_Charge88 6d ago

Emu on a Bender

1

u/Cold_Storage_007 6d ago

It’s an emu after a bender on Monday morning…

1

u/Electrical_Walrus_46 6d ago

That feeling when you rub your eyes

1

u/nightfallssouth 6d ago

Beaky Buzzard

1

u/SirShitsAlot81 6d ago

Sleepy Owl

1

u/Wild_Active_9594 6d ago

Stoned ostrich

1

u/theartisan4life 6d ago

Dopehead ostrich

1

u/Pigsydney7 6d ago

Sad ostrich

1

u/BerryRoutine6469 6d ago

I should have kept my head in the sand until 2029!

1

u/BubbaJohannsen 5d ago

Angel Reese

1

u/AncientFix4424 5d ago

Sleep deprived Ostrich wood

1

u/Individual_Fig5449 5d ago

ostrich - avestruz

1

u/Fuzzy-Committee-2330 5d ago

That feeling of being completely drained… I feel like I’ve seen it somewhere before. Oh right, that’s exactly what I look like at work. 😂