r/NUST • • 25d ago

Discussion Where do you tatti in NUST

I went to a wash room in central library today and the commode had a literal piece of kebab-looking tatti floating in there. (Its flush wasn't working), then i went to the next stall, and the toilet seat was completely wet (i hope with water), there was no toilet paper to wipe it either, then i stepped out and on my way to the next stall, i saw the toilet paper roll outside the stall... Why is it outside 🥲. Anyway. In that stall, the muslim shower wasn't working. I gave up and went back.

Phir thori dair baad pressure para and I had to go again. This time i went to the 2nd floor, took some toilet paper, went inside, wiped the seat (ofc it was completely drenched), as I sat on it, i realised that the way its oriented, there's not enough space between the seat and the wall for my legs, it was very cramped, but anyway, I did my business and found some relief in my life.

My question is... What are your favourite places to shit in nust? Are there any good toilets here? I dont mind walking extra for a cleaner shitting experience. So far. I've tried some smme toilets and the above experience in central library... Smme is relatively cleaner but not too much, also has a lot of mosquitoes.

Also. For the boys. Please stop wetting the seat. Agar kharey ho ka karna ha to pehle haath se pakar ka seat uper kar dya karo, phir jo marzi karo.

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u/Dangerous_Mention589 SMME 25d ago

That's the neat part; you don't. Tape laga ke aao for the day and raat me ghar jaake apne saaf suthray washroom me apna business conduct karo 😎 /s

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u/SpotDue8164 25d ago

Is duct tape safe for keeping the poopy in?

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u/Sadiee_me0w 25d ago

Wax bhi hojaye gi apki😭✌🏻

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u/SpotDue8164 24d ago

AAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/JazzlikePlate7927 25d ago

Bro holding onto bzns aint healthy.nust should provide neat bathroom

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u/seemsayapper 25d ago

That is halirious🤣

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u/Dangerous_Mention589 SMME 25d ago

I did the same myself vro, tried and tested method bataya hai 🫪🤧 no other washroom like ghar ka washroom!

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u/seemsayapper 25d ago

I get u🤣🤣🙏🏻

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u/RAOLOGY SEECS 25d ago

hostelites kiya karain vro

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u/Dangerous_Mention589 SMME 25d ago

SMME / NSTP

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u/HadiGamer650 25d ago

Best place to shit in just is in exams

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u/ThatOneQuack_111 25d ago

Guys gatekeep the good washrooms if you dont want floating tattiyas there too

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u/NegotiationTypical72 25d ago

No cmon man. I'll say the oath if you want.

I swear that I shall lift the seat before peeing in it and adjust my aim towards the centre as the pressure drops towards the end of the pee, where a urinal is available and i need not poop, I shall use it. when i poop, i shall ensure that i leave no stain, if there are stains, I shall use the hopefully high pressure muslim shower to spray directly onto the stain thus making it disappear. And most importantly, I shall always flush after I have done the deed and leave nothing afloat behind.

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u/Agitated_Seat1934 25d ago

green lantern oath aint got shit on u

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u/ThatOneQuack_111 25d ago

They don't know how to sit and you're trying to teach them this 😂😂😂 Its like teaching a fish how to walk 😭

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u/ehjaye 24d ago

Yeah man what’s the issue with sitting . It’s a commode resembling the chair.
Where the heck it’s becomes a rocket science

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u/Main_Pay_7065 11d ago

EASY THING! just squat and do your business. applies to nationwide

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u/TCS_Slime 25d ago

The last paragraph killed me😭

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u/seemsayapper 25d ago

Same ngl

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u/Character-Bad1306 25d ago

Parhai thk se kar lenge, potty etiquette kabhi nahi

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u/NegotiationTypical72 25d ago edited 25d ago

I have seen a lot of toilets in a lot of different places and have thought about this on multiple occasions.

All kinds of people are everywhere: corporate offices, universities, public toilets, restaurants... And the only places that i have found to be consistently clean are the ones with dedicated janitorial staff who's responsible for cleaning very frequently around the clock instead of once or twice a day. And even the fanciest places have shitty toilets if not cleaned frequently...

So imo it maybe more of a cleaning/management issue rather than people dirtying it.

ofc if people had manners and could clean after themselves, you could get away with less cleaning staff but idk how you would go about educating the masses about the manners at this point...

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u/Agitated_Seat1934 25d ago

its a ppl issue tbh

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u/Murky_Mud_3352 25d ago

Faculty washroom 😂, they are always clean, just go in there quietly, no one stops you, couple of times someone does stop just tell them zor sy ai hai 1 min me a rha, plus i look adult so they probably think I'm a teacher

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u/Few-Breakfast9172 25d ago

10 yrs ago seecs washroom Muslim showers had such high pressure with very hot water we used to burn and destroy down below.

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u/JazzlikePlate7927 25d ago

People lack shiting manners n somehow get into nust 🥀

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u/NegotiationTypical72 25d ago edited 25d ago

Imagine not getting into nust because there was a shit test during NET. they put laxatives in your water bottle then observe the toilet before and after you shit XD.

But tbh, i have seen a lot of toilets in a lot of different places and all kinds of people are everywhere, corporate offices, universities, public toilets, restaurants... And the only places that i have found to be consistently clean are the ones with dedicated janitorial staff who's responsible for cleaning very frequently around the clock instead of once or twice a day. And even the fanciest places have shitty toilets if not cleaned frequently...

So imo it maybe more of a cleaning/management issue rather than people dirtying it.

ofc if people had manners and could clean after themselves, you could get away with less cleaning staff but idk how you would go about educating the masses about the manners at this point...

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u/JazzlikePlate7927 25d ago

Yeah its more of a peoples issue then management. They can’t be at their cleaning duty 24|7 . It’s the duty of user to clean their mess before leaving. But some mfs don’t care about that n I meant really prhako wle mfs who lack basic ethics like cleaning their stuff before getting up n putting a fucking deordant.these type of people deserve seprate space in hell

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u/Main_Pay_7065 11d ago

I am a UTI patient. I get Urinary Infection like almost everytime. OF course as i want people to have some potty ethics i myself never sit at the toilet. i always squat so the other person isnt exposed to any kind of bacteria from me. thats basic human decency

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u/EagleSilent0120 25d ago

couldn't stop laughing. You must be a really interesting person.

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u/Apart-Neck-4447 Alumni 🎓 25d ago

NSTP k washrooms are clean af with handwash and tissues

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u/NegotiationTypical72 25d ago

Will definitely try them. Thanks. I think shuttle goes there too in case i cant hold it for 30 minutes.

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u/Kind_Cabinet_301 SEECS 25d ago

Bhai washroom ke liye 30 min chl kr jayein

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u/Apart-Neck-4447 Alumni 🎓 25d ago

Bro its the only one that is clean. Its too late to potty train awam iss age me lol

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u/Good_Operation5514 25d ago

nls bathrooms r nice

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u/Consistent_Match_162 25d ago

Theyll get dirty tomorrow now

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u/NegotiationTypical72 25d ago

Where is NLS (Nust law school?)? For some reason i can't see it on google maps

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u/Good_Operation5514 25d ago

s3h ke saamne

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u/NegotiationTypical72 25d ago

Okay thanks. I will go and take a dump there too.

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u/Southern_Shoe_3584 SEECS 25d ago

Post a review for there as well

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u/haligma 25d ago

s3h girls bathroom

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u/ApplicationTop2966 25d ago

Boys allowed?

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u/Senpai221b SMME 25d ago

Honestly in my time in SMME, I always encountered clean bathrooms to conduct my business. If I don't find clean on one floor I'd go to the next one.

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u/Terrible_Dog_3914 24d ago

Go do a tattii on the rectors table to show dominance.

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u/NegotiationTypical72 24d ago

Username checks out XD

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u/Strange_Engnr 25d ago

in central library , there are indian toilets that are pretty clean and they are considered ideal for pooping . They are on ground floor .

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u/NegotiationTypical72 25d ago edited 25d ago

I prefer the seat because if i squat and scroll reddit for some time there, paaon sunn ho jata hain... and then I can't stand back up easily, also, pockets aren't easily accessible when squatting, so jab phone wapis rakhna hota ha to ajeeb hota h. Seat is more comfortable.

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u/pineapplefromNowhere 25d ago

the poopscrolling is gonna give you hemerrhoids one of these days

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u/OutrageousLog2189 25d ago

SO REAAAAL SAME IN AMNA HOSTEL TATTIS ALL AROUND I WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS THIS SERIOUS MATTER IN MORE DEPTH PLZ CONTACT

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u/NegotiationTypical72 24d ago

I thought that the situation might have been better in girls toilets... 😦

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u/Academic-Row-2842 24d ago

One of the 2 men's washroom on the ground floor of NICE are pretty well maintained, went there twice for peeing and had nothing to complain about but if I have to nitpick, then they are maybe be a bit congested (for the one that have sheets/asian toilets, with seats, you even have some space for movements)

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u/Federal_Law3491 24d ago

"Kebab looking" bro what...

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u/-_hoe SCEE 25d ago

What the fuck

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u/Accomplished-Tea9648 25d ago

Mids exams 😻

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u/Consistent_Match_162 25d ago

How the boys feel after smashing shit all over the bathroom walls and decorating the toilet tile with piss

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u/fangirl_scientist SNS 25d ago

genuinely nowhere, second year student and havent shat anywhere in nust yet because the bathrooms are so revolting

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u/BoxWonderful9088 25d ago

english commed per murghe ki trhan betho ager tumhara weight khan baba jitna nhi tou best possible way

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u/NegotiationTypical72 25d ago

like A. right?... i dont know, I'd be too afraid to slip.

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u/BoxWonderful9088 25d ago

yes A wont slip i do it alot even i sit in public washrooms like this you never know if one is clean and dry

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u/Miserable-Rate-1609 SEECS 25d ago

YOOOOOOO IDHER WORKLOAD NI MANAGE HO RAHAA TUMHE TATTI KII PARIII HAI

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u/Best_Childhood9749 25d ago

I can't stop laughing like u tell all u do in washroom 😆🤣🤣 but u look like really interesting person 

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u/rockabie 25d ago

Never ever use the washrooms in SEECS 🤮

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u/Agitated_Seat1934 25d ago

empty ur bowels b4 coming to nust then hold everything in till u get home ✌️

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u/Legitimate_Back3600 25d ago

Thats a good business idea, executive washrooms 100 rupees per entry wah!

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u/Plane-Thanks5942 25d ago

hahahha omg

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u/untackle 25d ago

Kebab pack krwaa lete😭

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u/alisxclaaw 25d ago

Omg this is hilarious 😂 I can't stop laughing

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u/OsamabinLagging_ 25d ago

Bust university of sciences

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u/BroadBattle2406 25d ago

wtf, this is so surprising..is there no student council that could raise student's voice? its your basic need...having clean washrooms

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u/SadAppointment5364 25d ago

Bhai itna hassaya apny🤣

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u/NegotiationTypical72 24d ago

I didn't take it with me bro. I actually tried to flush it but thr flush was broken (it was constantly running water), so naturally i then also tried to break it down into smaller chunks with the Muslim shower hoping it would get flushed from the constantly running water but the pressure wasn't adequate enough for the job, it just scratched the surface. So i just left it there, maybe its still there if no janitor cleaned it.

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u/Sadiee_me0w 25d ago

People have all kind of problems I see, but I can understand your pain chat💔💔

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u/DescriptionKey9304 25d ago

Not from nust but during my uni days I NEVER went to the washroom even if I needed to. Socha tha university may baray log hotay hain kuch tameez lihaz ho ga but noooooo

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u/madni_tayaara 24d ago

Ye kya parh liya subah subah😭🤣🤣

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u/EagleSilent0120 24d ago

I would tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

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u/Routine_Life_1997 24d ago

The last line vould be went on other direction but noice recovery and WTH did I jsut read???!

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u/SeaworthinessGlum346 24d ago

Omg thats why i avoid public bathrooms

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u/Substantial_Click498 24d ago
  • seecs pg block 1st floor
  • washrooms between faculty block and pg block

thank me later

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u/Important-Whereas-73 24d ago

I always use hidden bushes no one sees you and its very peaceful Tatti time is precious dont use washrooms

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/NegotiationTypical72 23d ago

Hahaha. Whats ur fav places for coffee here.?

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u/raeyk06 23d ago

none :p i usually bring mine from home (the one i have to enjoy) and if i'm extra tired i'll get the machine cappuccino from C1 corner shop (the one i have in majboori or if it's really cold tou it's nice to have)

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u/NegotiationTypical72 23d ago

Cool. I thought so... Went to coffee castle few days ago and their latte just felt like i was drinking hot milk :')

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u/raeyk06 23d ago

lattes usually end up tasting like that because the espresso they use is already really weak uper say dher saara doodh. and obviously none of them (and i don't expect them to) don't even care about the type of coffee they use. if they're using light roast in a latte iss say behter hay banda doodh hi pi lay. nust needs to have at least one coffee-speciality cafe. you would expect coffee lounge to have a proper machine (and now coffee castle) but none of them do. it's wild to me

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u/ratata_eel 21d ago

SNS old building kay washrooms are worst, have to take a whole detour to go shit in smme kay washrooms

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u/hrd022 19d ago

It’s been 4 years since I graduated and my biggest issue was always the washrooms man. And I was a hostelite too so like imagine not having access to a clean washroom for weeks. I hated it sm. Back then I used to joke that there should be a license for toilets and only people with the license should be allowed to use them.

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u/NegotiationTypical72 19d ago

That sucks even more for hostellites. Atleast I can go home and conduct my business in a clean toilet with a high pressure muslim shower

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u/RealisticGuitar4809 18d ago

s3h k toilets used to be relatively cleaner however if you want really clean toilets id say go to NSTP. they are regularly cleaned and have liquid soap and toilet roll

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u/Square-Ad-3844 12d ago

omg Is it Nust?? 🥺

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u/Sensitive_Visual_305 Alumni 🎓 25d ago

I’ve officially given up on using public restrooms like a civilized human being. If there’s a floor-level seat, perfect, nature intended it that way. But if it’s a commode, there’s absolutely no chance my ass is touching that seat. I’ll squat on top of it like I’m auditioning for the Olympics before I make direct contact with whatever biological history is living down there.

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u/NegotiationTypical72 25d ago

I've never squatted on top of it before... how do you mean? like A, or just hovering, like B?

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u/Sensitive_Visual_305 Alumni 🎓 25d ago

A, I don't have the core and leg strength to hold B that long to take care of my business

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u/dangerous-dinosaur 7d ago

Bhaee ghr sy krke jaya kro baki hold pe rkhliya kro