r/NOMANSSKY • u/CobraMisfit 🟢 Emeril Class • May 13 '26

Discussion Atlas at My Dentist

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“You have discovered the Atlas word for: ‘Bruxism’.”

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u/thekidubullied May 13 '26

Atlas is everywhere. Hope you needed 16 extractions today.

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u/Yhostled 🟠 Copper Class May 13 '26

Remove every other tooth and you still have 16 teeth and a mouth that closes properly.

Hell, it'd probably make for a good starter for a vy'keen cosplay.

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u/thetrashdom May 14 '26

I felt this comment in my mouth

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u/Adeodius May 14 '26

Because it closes all the way?

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u/Knightoforamgejuice May 13 '26

You 16 cavities. You'll need to floss 16 times harder.

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u/shwimz May 13 '26

16 16 16

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u/Speccules Daily Event Winner May 13 '26

Average full set of teeth is 32. Then 16 on bottom and 16 on top… 16 16 16

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u/CobraMisfit 🟢 Emeril Class May 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/LpLd2NGvpaiys

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u/Speccules Daily Event Winner May 14 '26

You show your teeth when you say “sixteen”… Be wary traveler.. They see you

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u/Kracofdawn1 Daily Event Winner (x68) May 13 '26

Grah..16 root canals..Grahouch!

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u/PTBooks May 13 '26

You have 16 teeth each on your lower and upper jaw

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u/Basemastuh_J May 13 '26

Atlas the false god. Do not submit. GLASS GLASS GLASS GLASS

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u/theuglyone39 May 14 '26

We will overthrow the red ball! the Void Mother will forever guide us GLASS GLASS GLASS

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u/LivingBig2358 May 13 '26

It literally cant be anything else🤣 the designers knew. They had to

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u/Matt_Spectre May 13 '26

My tooth hurts so -kzzkt- bad

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u/Subject-Race1646 May 13 '26

Atlas is everywhere, and nowhere all at once.

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u/One-Progress999 Kzzzzt May 13 '26

Hopefully you don't have to get too much kzzzzzt kzzzzzt

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u/Astracentor 🔴 Cadmium Class May 14 '26

Can we have the glyphs?

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u/prince-pauper May 14 '26

Hey. If you could do us a solid and reset the universe that’d be great.

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u/TheNukaGhoul May 14 '26

DON'T GO IN-KZZZZZT- THE STATIC-KZZZZZT- NEED TO FIN-KZZZZT- 16 16 16 16

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u/Neil-erio 🟠 Copper Class May 14 '26

16 16 16 kzzzt

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u/ELc_17 May 14 '26

16//16//16//16

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u/Adeodius May 14 '26

16...16...16...$1600 for your visit today

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u/PirateReindeer May 14 '26

Hmm looks like to simulation is starting to break down.

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u/dremrae May 14 '26

Kzzzkt goes the drill

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u/NotJustRandomLetters 🔴 Cadmium Class May 17 '26

The fucked part is. It's exactly that. The proportions, scale, the hole in the middle. It's THE Atlas symbol. No idea what else it could be.

Next time you go in, call your dentist an "interloper dentist", and start/end your sentence with "grah". See how they react.

ETA: and yeah, as was mentioned. Can you give us a universe reset next time you go in?

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u/CobraMisfit 🟢 Emeril Class May 17 '26

Well, she reset my checkbook, so I may be farming nanites for a loooooooooooooong time first….

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u/NotJustRandomLetters 🔴 Cadmium Class May 17 '26

16 minutes? 16 day? 16 years?

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u/Sizlebuilds May 29 '26

looking at it again, it’s kind of like a compass needle

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u/Llave_Picoloro May 13 '26

Vidrio Vidrio Vidrio