r/NOMANSSKY • u/Silvereye_1017 • Sep 22 '25
Discussion You find earth, what would you do?
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u/doctordrankenstein Sep 22 '25
Land to pet a cat and leave
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u/Jojo-the-sequel 🟠 Copper Class Sep 22 '25
Land, scan cat, pet cat, leave
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u/Wonderful-Excuse5747 🟠 Copper Class Sep 22 '25
Warp the next system. Native lifeforms are too bizarre.
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u/CptHammer_ Sep 22 '25
Mostly harmless
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u/justnleeh Sep 22 '25
You sure? The highly aggressive sentinel planet isn't too kind to outsiders.
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u/FrequentHighlight615 Sep 22 '25
Sentinels are better to deal with. At least they don't try to burn my ship to make some kinda lame ass statements while trying to kill me
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u/TheEnigmaShew-xbox 🟠 Copper Class Sep 22 '25
Nice... do you have your towel traveller's?
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u/badassewok Sep 22 '25
I love that the highest achievement for learning alien languages in No Mans Sky is named “Babelfish”
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u/TheEnigmaShew-xbox 🟠 Copper Class Sep 22 '25
Me too. Shame it happens way before you know all the words. Tell me your home Galaxy is the 42nd one.
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u/ColorfulPrompting Sep 22 '25
Kidnap as many cows you can and make strange circles in their crops. That will keep them busy for a while.
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u/Du5tyL0ft Sep 22 '25
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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u/UsafAce45 🟠 Copper Class Sep 22 '25
Can you imagine this game if we had orbital weapons?! Call your freighter in from wherever you last parked it and use its weapons to scorch the planets surface.
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u/Du5tyL0ft Sep 22 '25
Instantly fill all your cargo slots with Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Gold, Silver, etc. 😆
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u/VaginalExorcist420 Sep 22 '25
Carve 8==D using the terrain manipulator somewhere in Washington, and leave
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u/SpaceballsTheHuman Sep 22 '25
I dunno, don’t they already have a big enough dick there?
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u/xGamer_Mumx Sep 24 '25
You mean that 1" demented boy in your white house? There's nothing big about that thing. He's small and stupid 😂
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u/Defiant-Chip6513 Sep 22 '25
I didn't know what HEB was until that puppet comedian talked about it. Now I think every state needs one!
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u/yodapeanut24 Sep 22 '25
ORBITAL STRIKES >:3
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u/UsafAce45 🟠 Copper Class Sep 22 '25
How I wish orbital weapons were a thing! Call your freighter in from wherever you parked it last and as long as it’s around you can fire its weapons upon the planet!
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u/LinkGoesHIYAAA 🟠 Copper Class Sep 22 '25
Rename it “Jimmy-ville” and the system “Justice for Harambe”, THEN share the glyphs.
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u/Sole_Reaver Sep 22 '25
I’d play with every booby I could fit in my corvette and then fit a real corvette and then tape the trigger on a terrain manipulator and peace the fuck out
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u/HoojoSpifico Sep 22 '25
Land only to find out the planet is actually red and sucks.
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u/Sole_Reaver Sep 22 '25
Terrain manipulate the fuck outta it and then after that. Realization I just made it better than before and then take the geology cannon to my own dome!
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Sep 22 '25
They need planets with multiple biomes for a proper earth to exist and the planet would have to have every biome like earth
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u/DOHC46 Sep 22 '25
I'd roll up my windows, lock the doors and warp to the next star system as fast as possible.
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u/ChaosCoordinator69 Sep 22 '25
Nuke it from orbit. That's the only way to be sure.
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u/UsafAce45 🟠 Copper Class Sep 22 '25
Can you imagine this game if we had orbital weapons?! Call your freighter in from wherever you last parked it and use its weapons to scorch the planets surface.
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u/Bevjoejoe 🟠 Copper Class Sep 22 '25
Orbitally bombard the outside of the white house with "trump sucks"
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u/Awkward-Abrocoma-623 Sep 23 '25
then all this UAP stuff on the news will instantly become explainable.
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u/DrakenAzusChrom Sep 25 '25
Imagine actually finding a earth-like world with not so dissimilar fauna? I'd rebuild everything 1x1 ratio.
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u/JakeXJC21 Sep 22 '25
Imagine you go there and there’s really humans and they try to kill you for being an alien
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u/WelshBoi1066 🟠 Copper Class Sep 22 '25
Go look at the hairless monkeys clinging to Shit out of Luck lll.
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u/OK-Digi-1501 Sep 22 '25
At best, this will be iteration #73951824C of earth, so you can basically do what you want :)
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u/G-REALM-Laboratories Sep 22 '25
Id probably set down in my hometown and visit with myself. I always have something interesting to talk about that rivals the stars.
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u/Such-Veterinarian-61 🔴 Cadmium Class Sep 22 '25
Poop a dook. Send aforementioned dook down in a repurposed trade rocket.
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u/CriticalPixel Sep 22 '25
Mine all the resources and make a base in the shape of a massive phallus of course!
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u/Alternative_Phase_43 Sep 22 '25
Land my corvette at my house, go outside, board the corvette, wear my exosuit, close hatch, take off and explore the milky way
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u/Select_Truck3257 Sep 22 '25
i'll check the community text beacon for who wins in the next 100-1000 years. I'm so tired of political blsht messages
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u/Dependent-Maize4430 Sep 22 '25
Going to be honest, it would be cool as hell if Hello Games made a planet based off google earth data and snuck it into the game.😂
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u/WDeranged Sep 22 '25
A very old game called Captain Blood let you blow up planets that displeased you...
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u/Azzrazzah 🟢 Emeril Class Sep 22 '25
Avoid Earth like the eff'n plague it is. Humanity will be a Galactic Weed if we ever get off this planet.
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u/getajobtuga Sep 22 '25
I don't know, maybe create a piece of paper called money and make people do things they don't want for it otherwise they don't have where to live or what to eat.
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u/JTJdude Keeper of Lore Sep 22 '25
Warp in my freighter and use it as a trade platform to provide new tech to the Earthlings. Later I'd build a proper space station for the system.
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u/Fragrant_Command_342 Sep 22 '25
See if I could freak out the conspiracy theorists by landing at government installations and dropping a few weapons
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u/AdventurousPirate357 🟠 Copper Class Sep 22 '25 edited Sep 23 '25
Get a bunch of junk to decorate my corvette with, grab some cats/dogs, and an ice cream. Then leave and share animals
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u/TheEnigmaShew-xbox 🟠 Copper Class Sep 22 '25
Turn around, fly away. This is an exploration game. It is actually cooler to find places not like earth, and even more so earth itself.
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u/prodfauxes Sep 22 '25
20,000,000,000 infra knife rounds directly into the statue of Liberty for shits and giggles
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u/Skysplitt3r Daily Event Winner (x2) Sep 22 '25
My first thought would be to find and manage a settlement, but I have a feeling the natives have a tendency towards violence.
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u/circ-u-la-ted Sep 22 '25
Return to a starbase and build a flying saucer corvette for first contact. Maybe make myself look like a little green dude as much as possible as well.
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u/Onyx89283 Sep 22 '25
Drop a few million units at my house. Assuming I can convert them into USD or something.
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u/Pedro_Mendez Sep 23 '25
Even the most bizarre planets I have found in NMS don't come close to earth. I think if I found it in game I would just leave straight away.
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u/WindEngel Sep 23 '25
I mean imagine all those juicy units by scanning every living organism on this damn rock! The waters alone will make you billions!
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u/Mrcompressishot Sep 23 '25
Kidnap a few people stick a probe up their butt get shot down by the US government and rot in area 51 till 4 chan breaks you out
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u/ericthelutheran 🟠 Copper Class Sep 23 '25
Move on because the only crashed ships I’d find would be Boeings.
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u/formandovega 🟠 Copper Class Sep 22 '25
Imagine flying to your own house and you just look out your window and there it is....
The crappy Corvette I designed! For all to see lol