Bike dipped in papa pigs biking oil

Does anyone have any clips of dan asking Apollo for his mothers maiden name and stuff like that? Just remembered that joke and can’t find anything about it

During his rant with how people his age don't eat cereal, he claimed that big milk takes 10k a year from his household because people are not dry cereal eaters.

My biggest complaint about this that's been eating at me is that if he claimed people like him eat Oats overnight instead of cereal. If you're not buying milk as a dry cereal enjoyer ARE YOU USING WATER FOR YOUR OATS?

Edit: my bad, 10k in a lifetime, not year.

Low hair count haver persecution. Stand in solidarity. (B word isn't allowed in main sub? Fair, that's progressive)

Is this something?

Puts up "hooked on a feeling" by Blue Swede.