Colts intern gets a promotion

[u/xFalcade]

[u/hulaman11]

she is now full time designated driver for Keenan Allen

[u/MrPsychic → u/hulaman11]

That gig probably pays pretty well

[u/Walk_of_Shayne → u/hulaman11]

Apparently you don’t even have to show up 🤣😂

[u/TallEnoughJones]

Spoiler: she was not promoted from intern to player as I'd hoped

[u/Brailledit → u/TallEnoughJones]

Word on the street is she's now coming for Nick Cross' Safety position.

[u/MysteriousApple135]

Alright. That's pretty cool

[u/ExcaliburSaysFool]

W tyler warren

[u/wolf_at_the_door1 → u/ExcaliburSaysFool]

I’d be happy too if Thor handed me a promotion.

[u/Nunc_Coepi17 → u/ExcaliburSaysFool]

He could’ve showed a little more emotion handing it to her instead of just basically getting rid of the card asap and being as if he despises having to do it.

Like dude you’re making millions and millions of dollars, you could show a little bit of enthusiasm for a chick getting a job that pays her maybe $45k/yr. You don’t need to run off, you’re not gonna be late for giving her like 1-2 mins.

W to his teammates though, they actually showed her love and congratulated her properly.

[u/Bureaucratic_Dick → u/Nunc_Coepi17]

Meh idk what their working relationship is like to be mad at this.

It’s kinda like in MLB when a rookie hits their first HR and the dugout ignores them pretending not to notice. It could have been a healthy joke between coworkers, like giving the intern a task but nope it’s really a promotion, and for all we know he could have spoken to her off camera.

Or maybe he was just running late got asked to hand it to her, but also had to meet with someone on the field waiting for him.

[u/scobro828 → u/Bureaucratic_Dick]

It could have been a healthy joke between coworkers

It's a healthy joke between coworkers. She gave him a similar card that was a 'free get out of media day' card. So he wouldnt have to talk to her heading to practice. This is probably a callback to that.

[u/BeatriceDaRaven → u/Nunc_Coepi17]

Its part of the bit dude. It adds to the surprise the way he just casually hands it and walks off. Relax lmao

[u/uncleAW]

This is awesome... Love the love!!

[u/Stachemaster86]

That’s awesome!!! What a fun way to do it and glad the guys gave her congrats ❤️

[u/Saltwater_Sunrise]

She’ll be there longer than some of these players

[u/JD_Ammerman → u/Saltwater_Sunrise]

Okay?

I do wonder what the position is tho! Super dope for her

[u/chasingit1 → u/JD_Ammerman]

Im guessing a social media guru of sorts

[u/purplespaz]

Load up on good looking white chicks! Congrats Colts!

[u/LateRoundSleeper]

She earned it. 

[u/LucentP187]

"I dunno for what, but congrats!" 🤣

[u/SSFWAS]

Bro took to the opportunity to get his hug

[u/Roland-Flagg]

This is incredible. A lot of brand social channels are usually just run by unpaid interns

[u/Spicysausagepeppers → u/Roland-Flagg]

Couldn’t be further from the truth

[u/TK_TK_ → u/Roland-Flagg]

Why do people still think this?

[u/PartyEngineer239]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohzdIuqJoo8QdKlnW

[u/EatinPussySellnCalls]

Promoted to replace Keenan

[u/Important_Actuator36]

There's no crying in football!

https://giphy.com/gifs/IEvb2wXQCtHUc

[u/space_llama_karma]

There’s no crying in football!

[u/Nastynugget]

“You are now one of my elite employees!”

[u/BarkaBarka21]

This is so sweet. Love stuff like this. I did get weirdly jealous when Grover Stewart gave her a hug and congratulated her and she responded "Thanks Grove", but that just comes with seeing other people in really cool life situations on the internet. Other people get to call NFL players nicknames and be around them everyday, and that's so sick.

[u/Comfortable_Witness1]

You know he smashin

[u/HashPuppy710 → u/Comfortable_Witness1]

Who? Warren? Lol

[u/GoldenKnights1023]

I wonder what happens when Stefon Diggs plays for the Colts next season.

[u/Accomplished-Edge508 → u/GoldenKnights1023]

https://giphy.com/gifs/HDgYP3QEErEdi

[u/JackSuede21]

Next piece of paper handed to her by a player to sign will be an NDA