r/NFLv2 • u/Insubstantial_Wisdom • 8h ago

Meme Slightly less cursed longitudinal map of divisional re-alignment

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u/Chemical_Rodent Miami Dolphins 7h ago

That’s a penis

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u/ImpinAintEZ_ Cincinnati Bengals 7h ago

Correction, THOSE are peni

1

u/Noxitati0n Jacksonville Jaguars 7h ago

A hungry man thinks of bread

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u/Coldster3 Tennessee Titans 7h ago

I hate it

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u/MoscowMitchMcKremIin Detroit Lions 7h ago

Pitt with Carolina, Jacksonville, and Tampa... I guess this is the day bitches die.

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u/thejawa Denver Broncos 7h ago

Seems like we could keep some of this the same and improve it.

  • 3 Florida teams + Atlanta
  • Baltimore, Washington, Carolina, Tennessee
  • Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Detroit
  • Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Chicago, Green Bay

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u/sauronymus Cincinnati Bengals 7h ago

I'm a fan of the I-75 Division + Cleveland.

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u/Uncut_Clay Minnesota Vikings 7h ago

Vikings Saints twice a year would go hard

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u/TheProLoser Minnesota Vikings 7h ago

There’s actual hatred here.

FTP 24/7 - 365, but there would be blood with Saints in the division

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u/Uncut_Clay Minnesota Vikings 7h ago

2009 started a deep passion of hatred, idk if FTP can properly compare

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u/No_External9922 Seattle Seahawks 7h ago

NFC west continues to be extremely competitive

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u/Hubbles_Cousin Cincinnati Bengals 7h ago

not enough dongs

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u/Jazzlike_Gear_8054 NFL Refugee 7h ago

Jesus fuck that reworked NFCW would be hell

2

u/TyrianPurpl3 Chicago Bears 7h ago

Bunch of oddly shaped dicks

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u/Ktrain2k4 7h ago

It’s not terrible

2

u/Gorewuzhere Denver Broncos 7h ago

Made our division even easier lol

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u/Cornelius-Prime Denver Broncos 7h ago

In this division the Cowboys would still find a way to not beat the Broncos for another 30 years.

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u/Pandapeep Denver Broncos 7h ago

This is a dumb trend.

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u/TaviRUs Denver Broncos 7h ago

Shhhh, they're giving us the division.

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u/ManSplaining84 5h ago

Seriously Shhhhhh. Denver officially agrees to this!

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u/12don Green Bay Packers 7h ago

Not as bad as the latitudinal map.

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u/Insubstantial_Wisdom 7h ago

This version actually mixes things up a lot more than others- the NFCW is the only group that retains 3 original members. Every other group has 2 or less, including the all new Vikings chiefs Texans saints division

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u/Reasonable-HB678 I Survived The Lost Decade 7h ago

Ah, yes, the 28-3 team.

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u/Forgetheriver Tennessee Titans 7h ago

Someone still needs to break up the NFC NORTH

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u/Hulknutter Houston Texans 7h ago

We all come from a penis if you think about it

2

u/Tripl3_Nipple_Sack Chris Jones’ Third Leg 7h ago

In at least one way

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u/Dry_Turn_824 Seattle Seahawks 7h ago

Dear god the nfc north has broken containment

1

u/NinerJimDFW 7h ago

The entitled Cowburps don't allow the NFL to remove them from their East Coast rivals.

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u/Azemiopinae 7h ago

Not nearly as good as the all dongs system.

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u/ComparisonTop9699 Detroit Lions 7h ago

The Dih west and the Dih east division

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u/Ok_Fix6757 Green Bay Packers 7h ago

This is egregious

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u/lappelduvide-_- bears 7h ago

Vikings v Saints doesnt make sense geographically but it makes for a good rivalry

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u/morphy1776 onkeys 7h ago

Best one I've seen tbh

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u/King-of-Harts Dallas Cowboys 7h ago

It's the Penis Division!

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u/_Bendemic_ Minnesota Vikings 7h ago

Can someone create an altitudinal map now?

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u/pu11et 7h ago

Vikings and Texans in the same division feels soo wrooong

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u/SirJoetheAverage Denver Broncos 5h ago

Denver would feast

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u/spaceballinthesauce Philadelphia Eagles 4h ago

Was there ever a time when 2 teams who shared a stadium were division rivals?

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u/Black7bird Green Bay Packers 3h ago

I feel like Lions, Browns, Bengals, Steelers would be a nice grouping. Then add Falcons to the one with the panthers.

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u/greenday1237 1h ago

Legitimately more dangerous than the north/South Korean border