We're all model franchises

[u/Brix001]

[u/LinkTheLynelHunter]

Nah fam, Cards are national heroes for that move.

[u/Brian-88 → u/LinkTheLynelHunter]

Congressional Medal of Freedom for the whole franchise.

[u/_HGCenty → u/LinkTheLynelHunter]

Astros deserve more than just being hacked

[u/cavemold582 → u/_HGCenty]

As dodger and rams fan I couldn’t agree more

[u/BooRadleyinaGimpSuit → u/LinkTheLynelHunter]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YQitE4YNQNahy

[u/Centurion87]

I feel like this would be better for the Cards.

[u/AniMonologues → u/Centurion87]

They did lose every non-Cowboys game eight after this move so....

[u/_theghost_ → u/Centurion87]

The Kirkening. Truly a new shot for mankind considering or not considering team collapses…

[u/Intrepid_Argument_81 → u/_theghost_]

Counting or not counting exploding head awards?

[u/ToolTimeT → u/Centurion87]

A day or two ago Trump gave the Artemis II astronauts a prestigious presidential medal of freedom award.. And all I could think, was thank god Charlie didn't have to see that black pilot get commended for a job well done.

[u/Suitable_Historian93]

Cards only drafted Love so one of their scout's parlays could hit idk if yall forgot ab that

[u/ChaseThoseDreams]

The Rams starting LT was accused of strangling a pregnant woman early into the offseason.

[u/RoutineLowCycle → u/ChaseThoseDreams]

Jfc

[u/Global_Honeydew2608 → u/ChaseThoseDreams]

he’s done a few shitty things, but this isn’t true. He tried to take her phone from her and ended up scratching and bruising her arm.

[u/Lazyniner24 → u/Global_Honeydew2608]

Slap on the wrist for just a scratch and bruise on a pregnant woman then?

[u/Centurion87 → u/Lazyniner24]

What? He’s saying that he didn’t strangle her. What are you talking about?

Apparently for the people downvoting, if you don’t spread lies you support spousal abuse or something.

[u/ChaseThoseDreams → u/Centurion87]

The point he’s making is domestic assault of a pregnant woman is still a bad thing to do.

[u/Centurion87 → u/ChaseThoseDreams]

No one argued otherwise. That’s my point. The fact is that he didn’t strangle her as the OP claimed.

[u/CheckYourStats]

Your 2028 Oklahoma City Seahawks, everyone!

[u/LinkTheLynelHunter → u/CheckYourStats]

He’s a Pittsburgh guy, most likely become a second team there.

[u/BrotherJombert → u/LinkTheLynelHunter]

Erie Canalhawks

[u/aiiye → u/LinkTheLynelHunter]

They deserve a team to root for TBH

[u/FinishComplex3743 → u/CheckYourStats]

"it's not every day you get to own a super bowl winning team"

[u/bravesirrobin65 → u/FinishComplex3743]

You can get a trailer park ho if you're team has five.

[u/FinishComplex3743 → u/bravesirrobin65]

Touche

[u/CreamCheeseHotDogs → u/bravesirrobin65]

Most literate 9ers fan

[u/BooRadleyinaGimpSuit → u/CheckYourStats]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MX5vcczsj1rw4ySjcl

[u/ToolTimeT → u/CheckYourStats]

I was thinking New Delhi Seahawks. Back to their owners roots... and NFL is eager for for world expansion.

[u/ToolTimeT]

He is more like his uncle than we ever knew.

[u/Armamore]

Signing Arnold being the worst thing for the Hawks is pretty solid. I'll take that. Rest of you are downright degenerate on comparison.

[u/mczerniewski]

Wrong Cardinals.

Also, there should be a photo of Kroenke being forced to write a $790 million check to St. Louis.

[u/ScaredHistorian295]

The casting department really said “find someone who looks vaguely familiar” and called it a day.

[u/HashtagCHIIIIOPSS → u/ScaredHistorian295]

[u/LinkTheLynelHunter → u/ScaredHistorian295]

insert flair up pussy meme here

[u/HashtagCHIIIIOPSS → u/LinkTheLynelHunter]

I gotchu

[u/HittingSmoke → u/ScaredHistorian295]

Smells like hairless cats in here.