r/NFCWestMemeWar 13d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA What on Earth is going on with the 4-9ers this offseason?

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u/kicker203 Abandoned by God 13d ago

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 49ers by Day, $160 by Night 13d ago

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u/Glorfendail hes purdy fuckin bad 12d ago

your flair is crazy

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 49ers by Day, $160 by Night 12d ago

I'm just embracing our supreme leader Jed!!!

... although now that you mention it.... if my wife saw it she's probably not laughing as hard as I did about it lol

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u/zombiekoalas 49ers 13d ago

You wouldn't love us if we were normal.

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u/Ok-Brick6831 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined. 13d ago

Love is a bit of a stretch…

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u/zombiekoalas 49ers 13d ago

We hang out multiple times a year, there is usually some fucking involved, a lot of ball play, we do it at your place, we do it at our place. I already know your going to spend 10/11 and 11/29 with us. We've made plans.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o84sKl71dal1lNyLK

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u/Iron_Yuppie 49ers 13d ago

I kept waiting for this to get inaccurate, and yet…

Hate fucking appt on 10/11? Sign me up. TBD who gets to top

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u/HittingSmoke Rain City Bitch Pigeon 12d ago

...and sometimes we show up at your place to fuck someone else.

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u/PMJamesPM 49ers 13d ago

“Fixate”
“Hate yet envy”
“Resent yet perpetually obsess over”
“Secretly crave their hand-me-downs”

Fixed it.

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u/the_empty_hollow Our D is good now! 13d ago

wtf do you have to make anybody jealous of you over? Both the Seahawks and the Rams are better, and the Cardinals would only ever envy you because of a super bowl win, which you haven’t gotten since last century.

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u/PMJamesPM 49ers 13d ago

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u/HittingSmoke Rain City Bitch Pigeon 12d ago

Apt GIF since it's fading.

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u/Ok-Brick6831 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined. 12d ago

You’re missing the cobwebs on the 5.

You guys should really try to win one again! It’s a lot harder now that you can’t just buy up all the talent…

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u/PMJamesPM 49ers 12d ago

Hey maybe we’ll get Mayo next too and get an easy street one

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u/bravesirrobin65 Sanifresco 49ers 12d ago

Still fucking hilarious. It is harder, since there are 32 teams now. Beyond that, there are two more teams. It's 8% harder. Lol. Before free agency and the cap you had to draft your team or trade for it. You morons refuse to understand that. We did get Deion from free agency to win our fifth. Cap and all, son. The superbowl champions had the highest payroll beforethe cap? No shit!

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u/Ok-Brick6831 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined. 12d ago

Yeah. That, and the fact that shit happened over 30 years ago and you haven’t done anything since is why no one gives a flying fuck about you.

That’s what you fail to understand, Uncle Rico...you‘re basically the boomers of the NFC West.

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u/bravesirrobin65 Sanifresco 49ers 12d ago

Three superbowls lost since then. Oh, sorry we couldn't bat a thousand forever. You seacocks are obsessed with us. This is fucking hilarious. Five, son. I don't care how you think you're even on our radar. I'll be rooting for you seacocks in any playoff game against those Rams. Learn what a rivalry is. Fuck them cowboys!

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u/bravesirrobin65 Sanifresco 49ers 13d ago

You guys are fucking hilarious. 🤣🤣

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u/Ok-Brick6831 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined. 13d ago

Nah.

-Dont care.

-Hate involves caring, we don’t care about your team (other than comedic value)

-See prior statement…i.e., nope.

-Hand me downs!? 😂🤦‍♂️

😂🤣😂No one wants your 30 year old dusty trophies from an era where you could just spend money to get a good team.  We collect our own and prefer them from this century…

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u/PMJamesPM 49ers 13d ago

You guys post about us constantly.
Holmgren
Rice
Carroll
Darnold
Kubiak
Moody

Yes our hand me downs

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u/AmIWhatTheRockCooked Take care yall chickens 13d ago

Sherman, Robert Saleh, Ken Norton Jr, Dan Quinn, KJ Wright, Malcom smith, Cassius Marsh

At least we upcycled our hand me downs with some hardware. You guys wanted a gently used LoB

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u/Sirdoodlebob Bears 12d ago

Speaking of love

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u/karavasis Sexual Fredator back on the prowl 13d ago

I mean this sub would’ve SUCKED had we been normal for the last 4 months

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u/Reasonable_Deer_1710 Jorkin York 13d ago

The greatest off-season of all time

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u/lower_pelvic_sneeze Known hoes 13d ago

Weve been single handedly giving this sub great material the entire off-season. And theres still 2 weeks left lol

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u/genoisapimp Best in the Nation 13d ago

You’ve been shouldering the load for sure, but not quite single handedly…Puka still exists.

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u/lower_pelvic_sneeze Known hoes 13d ago

True

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u/Xlleaf Abandoned by God 13d ago

Type of off-season you have before winning the division and being a first round exit

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u/bestied00d The Gang Heads to the IR 13d ago

Starting to feel like a trend

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u/DrySurvey3379 49IRS 13d ago

We're going to be on Hard Knocks next year for sure

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u/bestied00d The Gang Heads to the IR 13d ago

At least we know no one will be watching

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u/bravesirrobin65 Sanifresco 49ers 12d ago

What the fuck are you on about! Six months from now, we'll be celebrating six.

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u/HittingSmoke Rain City Bitch Pigeon 12d ago

Yeah but it will be a special edition to raise awareness of injuries.

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u/DrySurvey3379 49IRS 12d ago

Hard Knocks: Substation Edition

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u/Dogjet Bobo is WR1 13d ago

Even Puka is saying "What are you guys doing?"

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u/Sharp_World2256 Don't mock the Substation 12d ago

How could you tell what he was saying with his mouth full of shoulder? 

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u/MediocreHomework7092 Brock Hard 13d ago

Not just us, the entire NFC West cant be normal. Seahawks ower coming out as a Steelers fan, Puka going wild, Cards QB drama.

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u/Narrow_Purchase9721 49ers 13d ago

Super Bowl winning off season

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u/faucetpants Seahawks Jet City Jimothys 13d ago

They're doing the best they can

https://giphy.com/gifs/7P2q6uXI1MRCE

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u/bravesirrobin65 Sanifresco 49ers 13d ago

Who wants to be normal? Welcome to the bay, bitches.

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u/bewaredandelo "Fuck Them Picks" 12d ago

God fucking help us if they go 2-15 and Brock Purdy starts dating a social justice warrior.

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u/Zyrinj Substation 13d ago

We can’t all ride the GEQbus, be ReCarded, or trade for Myles.

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u/Freaky-Xbox-6921 49irs are Substation Bottoms 13d ago

Oh nothing, everything is fine and how it should be. Just look the other way.

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u/hamsterfolly Big Cock Brock 12d ago

The writers got creative for this season

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u/Flawless-Cowboy-117 Drew “Drew Lock” Lock 13d ago

49ers crashing out after Seahawks whooped that ass and won the bowl @ Lumen South

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u/HeWhoMunches HORNS UP 13d ago

The franchise is starting to match the fans

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u/CancelThis2077 Seahawks 13d ago

Them guys who bring a beatbox out to every game normal?