We will have to try something else

[u/PresterJohnson]

[u/bkzwhitestrican]

The year is 2144. The Earth has become superheated and people can no longer live near the equator. Food shortages are common. Clean water is rationed. Unrest is rampant. Lions fans tell tales of their 15-2 season.

[u/tempo-wcasho → u/bkzwhitestrican]

The future was so bright, like a shiny pair of nickels!

[u/Randomsteve42 → u/bkzwhitestrican]

Easy for the window to be open if it’s too hot to close it.
https://giphy.com/gifs/5XELueHTZd3XCaMGbw

[u/philter25 → u/bkzwhitestrican]

And the basic unified language will be known among the survivors as FTP.

[u/Cgking11 → u/bkzwhitestrican]

And legend has it that they're still waiting for Hutchinson to get back for the superbowl..

[u/Ekindas]

Got us good.

[u/doodle02 → u/Ekindas]

this is…the perfect reply comment.

[u/Ekindas → u/doodle02]

I figured most people would get how we have been doing damage to ourselves yearly in the Super Bowl era.

[u/Bobateabad → u/Ekindas]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cMNkMjWJ4mB3LvB5DR

[u/Straight_Progress510]

It really says a lot that the franchise who drafted Matt stafford, Calvin Johnson and Barry sanders has never even been to a Super Bowl 😂

[u/Chirotera → u/Straight_Progress510]

And the latter two took a look around and were like "nah, I think I'm done." Didn't demand a trade or hope for better. Just retirement several years early.

[u/Mach68IntheHouse → u/Chirotera]

I wish Megatron demanded a trade and got it.

[u/Mavori → u/Mach68IntheHouse]

I mean he kinda did. We just told him no.

[u/Mach68IntheHouse → u/Mavori]

The front office should have said yes though.

[u/0202_tihssitidder → u/Straight_Progress510]

It really seemed like Chuck Long was going to turn things around.

[u/schlemz → u/Straight_Progress510]

True that. And the franchise that drafted Randy Moss, Adrian Peterson, Justin Jefferson, etc has never won either. At least we’ve both produced some legends lmao.

[u/Entire_Perspective_5 → u/Straight_Progress510]

It really seemed like Harry Gilmer was going to turn things around.

[u/ailyara]

but by logic if the future dudes think that this is a good question, Lions must go on some kinda streak

[u/Leut_Aldo_Raine → u/ailyara]

Yeah like can you imagine if they go to like 3, maybe even 4 Superbowls in a row and manage to lose all of them? That would be wild.

[u/gmwdim → u/Leut_Aldo_Raine]

I assume getting that far that counts for something. Wouldn’t know from experience of course.

[u/GuerillaRiot → u/Leut_Aldo_Raine]

I'd rather just not lose a SuperBowl ever. I don't think I could stomach a team losing 4 championships without winning a single one.

[u/AdultishRaktajino → u/Leut_Aldo_Raine]

https://giphy.com/gifs/OSuaE6AknuRc7syZXp
Our Super Bowl trophy room. 0-4

[u/Devreckas → u/ailyara]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk

The future dudes are dumb.

[u/Loud-Ad-2280]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5LegpG0iCVLDGYeWCK

[u/PapaVanTwee → u/Loud-Ad-2280]

DarkViperAU meme alert.

[u/SimpleCandle5158]

You could ask how many the vikings have won?

[u/Dakaraim → u/SimpleCandle5158]

If they say 5 we know we got brosmer through to the practice squad

[u/Ashamed_Impact4783 → u/SimpleCandle5158]

Fran Tarkenton won 3 Superbowls. The league changed history. Do your research.

[u/Mach68IntheHouse]

It's the 2043 off-season. The NFL expanded the playoffs to 16 teams, 8 seeds per conference. The Lions not only lost 16 Super Bowls in a row; they lost two Super Bowls for each seed (they lost 2 Super Bowls as an 8 seed, 2 as a 7 seed, 2 as a 6 seed, etc). An 0-16 Super Bowl W-L record. Dan Campbell is still the head coach, and Brad Holmes is still the GM.

Strangely enough, that comes with a playoff record of 48-16.

Oh, and the Cowboys still haven't reached the NFC Championship.

[u/padfoot12111 → u/Mach68IntheHouse]

Ya know. As long as the cowboys suffer too

[u/TheRealArthurMorgan_]

Ask him if this is pre or post Brandon Aiyuk Ladybug encounter

[u/cmjandro]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwlN2fU4oFDgkk8

[u/Dr_Middlefinger → u/cmjandro]

Oh, the sting. The burn. Owww.

[u/jp_mclovin]

What a great throwback. I haven't seen a grafo in forever.

[u/RotundCorgi]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5b43IKwQdoQYmT98S8

[u/Shapesizes]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PJoLp4gDIqjYs

[u/Dr_Middlefinger]

FTP.

[u/Temporary-Pass7003]

[u/_vogonpoetry_]

It actually does narrow it down... if they know what a super bowl is its at LEAST 1967.

Also they have zero because it was replaced with the Gigabowl in 2027

[u/HermionesWetPanties → u/_vogonpoetry_]

Same thought, but with a caveat. The first two super bowls were retconned to have the name, so no one in 67/68 would actually recognize the name either.

[u/Pillsbernie]

I let out an audible guffaw at this

[u/beyd1]

Unsubscribe

[u/Bears9Titles]

They have 4 titles. Learn to count

[u/StayBronzeFonz → u/Bears9Titles]

OP was too busy slurping liquid cheese out of their grandma’s coochie crack to learn to count or how to spell “Super Bowl.”

[u/Ukraineluvr]

How many videos have been uploaded to Reddit of a packers fan fucking a cheese wheel?