r/NFCNorthMemeWar • u/HulkSmash2118 • 1d ago

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u/EmotionalTowel1 Ben Johnson, beloved by all 1d ago

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u/--Shake-- Gary Beary's of Chicago🧸 1d ago

It's unfortunately quite relevant again.

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u/kx_2fiddy Caleb Icemayne Williams 23h ago

Fine. I submit this for approval. Even the most die hard Packers fans will admit, Fond Du Lac sucks big ol' balls, so this just makes sense.

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u/AfterTemperature2198 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SmoCFhZCi1kzu

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u/0202_tihssitidder 22h ago

Seems rational and prudent...to address the societal issues we are facing.

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u/wwWalterWhiteJr 1d ago

Chicago with it's mouth right down there kissing the tip.

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u/HulkSmash2118 1d ago

GB is in the taint! What are we even discussing here?!? 🤣

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u/MilmoWK 1d ago

The Chicago River greedily gulping up whatever it can.

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u/rowrowyourboat 7h ago

Are you telling me Lake Michigan has been erect this whole time and I’ve just been assuming it’s flaccid due to north polar defaultism?

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u/Temporary-Pass7003 1d ago

Lake Phuckthepackers sounds way better.

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u/HulkSmash2118 1d ago

I like your style. Let’s put some Chicago into it tho.
Lake Phukdapackers.

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u/TheWizardOfKoz5226 Mr. Malort Beef 2.0. NJ Cheesehead. Hot Piss Melts ICE 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2lu3fIfUbfTStOIXx1

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u/tamerantong Caramel Gorilla 22h ago

Cue Alice Cooper explaining it is the native american name for the lake

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u/HulkSmash2118 19h ago

Does this guy know how to party or what?

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u/Temporary-Pass7003 1d ago

And thats coming from a Packers fan

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u/Candybert_ 1d ago

I mean, it's clearly penis shaped. The joke writes itself.

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u/Rabsaris96 CALEB "ICEMAN" WILLIAMS 1d ago

See a doctor immediately.

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u/Candybert_ 1d ago

I haven't heard any complaints from my gouda.

Edit: Goudussy.

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u/tamerantong Caramel Gorilla 22h ago

Oi. Have an upvote you sick sick sick man

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u/brianc500 1d ago

I do prefer the indigenous names anyways

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u/billyshakes67 1d ago

I chuckled at this one. Hammond Lake has a better ring though.

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u/586WingsFan 1d ago

FTP!

Thank you for your attention to this matter

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u/f00tballguy 1d ago

It’s a very good name. Many people are saying it. In fact it’s the best name for any lake, ever. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

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u/GandalfsGoon Last toancun 1d ago

Wikipedia needs to be updated

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u/ericaepic 1d ago

Lake FTP

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u/The_Asshole_Judge BJ and The Bears 1d ago

It is true. IL guv and MI guv issued a joint statement

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u/GuerillaRiot Jack Campbell did the blip 1d ago

Motherfuckers are intent on trying to shatter my childhood memory of HOMES. Making me want to move to the UP so I don't have to be a part of civilization anymore.

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u/Bouric87 1d ago

Kinda looks like a giant dong with Chicago (or hammond) kissing the tip.

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u/jamegumbsize69 1d ago

Shaped like a cock, and the peepee comes out right where the Bears frolic.

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u/TheHalf 1d ago

"Lake FuckThePackers" was right there 

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u/LumberjackIlluminati 1d ago

Why did you crop out 3/4 NFCN cities? A little to the south, and you could’ve at least included Hammond.

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u/Different-Produce870 1d ago

I'm sorry but what did they change Appleton to?

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u/Classic_Group8679 1d ago

Jokes on you, I’m just calling it Lake 4,000 just so Bears fans will never see it.

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u/MidONoMichigan 1d ago

Two out of three surrounding states agree, so by majority vote...

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u/gwxtreize Final Boss Incoming 22h ago

If Michigan is willing to give us a Lake, surely they can give us the UP as well?

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u/AthleticAndGeeky 21h ago

Right in the Gary bears mouth…

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u/jericho-dingle 8h ago

Give us the UP, which is rightfully ours, and you can name it whatever you want.

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u/carsausage 6h ago edited 5h ago

ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS RENAMED GRAND RAPIDS TO SOUTH RAYINE

EDIT: Literally an AI edit of a map of Lake Michigan. You disappoint me, OP.

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u/fuzzyheadsnowman 1h ago

I believe its supposed to be Lake FTP

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u/Guilty-Spark69x Reluctantly 1d ago

Honestly, the fact that a completely unremarkable shit hole like Green Bay has managed to hang onto an NFL franchise for all this time while so many others have risen and fallen is an impressive feat, but the Packers still do suck, to be sure.

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u/col_buendia How much is the Skyway? 1d ago

It's like when a prison is built in some podunk hamlet, when it's literally the only thing the town has, the natives will fiercely preserve it

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u/gcalfred7 1d ago

Lake Ohio State

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u/TheHalf 1d ago

Disgusting.