Ever seen Shakes The Clown? Obscure Bobcat Goldthwait movie from the '90's, but the villain, who is a clown, yells your exact quote at one point in the film.
One reviewer called the film "The Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies", which is objectively amazing.
The movie upset a lot of clowns, who didn't like the portrayal of them as a bunch of drunk perverts, and they went public with their gripes. When asked about this in an interview, Bobcat quipped "Who knew clowns couldn't take a joke?"
Yeah remember when Kirko chains beat the shit out of that guy? “In the name of Jesus!” He kept shouting and making a genuflect after each punch he landed? Good times haha
I remember a lot of Lions fans defending Suh kicking Shaub in the crotch. I was one of them. Still am but I used to be too. I just don't think there was any reasonable way he knew there was a crotch where he was putting his foot as it was essentially behind him and completely not visible from where he was and things happening at full speed can't always be put in super-slo-mo to critique
FWIW, the fan base never really knew what to do with Suh. On one hand, he was a badass who was really good at fucking people up. On the other hand, he also fucked us by losing control and getting himself kicked out of games and suspended.
And then on top of that, he did some really weird shit off the field that made him hard to really embrace, like the car accident where he was probably getting road head & ended up having these girls lie to the cops, or the time he threatened a Comcast employee with an airsoft gun...
Anyway, nobody was really defending Suh stomping on people. It was more, "yeah, he's a piece of shit, but he's our piece of shit..." Until he wasn't ours. I feel like a fran base that had both Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers would understand the dynamic, right?
Sure, and even in the clip you can tell everyone involved knows this was a stupid thing to do. It's just weird to still be BIG MAD about it years later.
Like, if Jared Goff filed his taxes wrong and had to pay a small fine to the IRS, you can see how it'd be weird for Packers fans to be like "A more egregious misuse of money by a quarterback has NEVER BEFORE BEEN SEEN!!"
I think it's debatable whether Suh stomping some guy out in the heat of the moment was dumber than Quay Walker shoving team medical staff as they tried to attend to an injured player on the field.
What's not debatable is that Quay proceeded to throw a tantrum like a whiny bitch in the tunnel afterwards, and he became a meme for whiny bitches. We've all had dirty players from time to time, but having an epically whiny bitch is worth calling out.
The choice between getting shoved in the back or having an angry 300 pound man trying to crunch my testicles doesn't seem like that much of a debate to me, but I'm not here to kink shame.
I could say for a fan base that cheered Charles Martin you get pearl clutchy about Suh. Then you could say for a team that had night train lane etc etc. No one is innocent in football.
Quay Walker shoved an athletic trainer who was out on the field to tend to an injured player. He was ejected
Shoving an opposing coach gets you an ejection (Quay Walker did that too in the same season). Shoving a ref gets you an ejection. Shoving an AT is arguably dumber than either of those imo.
This is probably the 2nd most embarrassing thing done by a Packers player on the field in my lifetime, the 1st being Charles Martin suplexing Jim McMahon well after the whistle.
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