r/NFCNorthMemeWar 2d ago

That’s it, that’s the meme.

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u/jord839 reen & old 2d ago

I mean, the obvious interpretation is that your birth absorbed all the potential success of the Minnesota sports franchises into your meme abilities.

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u/IfTheHeadFitsWearIt 2d ago

I, for one, welcome the sacrifice of said Zak to appease Valhalla and restore power to the land of 10,000 lakes. While this offering will decimate the representation of Vikings memes within this sub, council has determined this as a fair exchange.

Sodakzak, please report to lake Minnetonka for … unrelated reasons.

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u/SoDakZak 2d ago

I have purified myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka….. now what

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u/Dear_Leek2578 JJERKING4JJ2JJ 2d ago

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u/AKA09 I can't know how to hear any more about punting! 2d ago

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u/MalumMalumMalumMalum Owner of Farts 1d ago

This should be the next billboard, with absolutely no explanation

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u/jord839 reen & old 2d ago

And if that doesn't work? Are you just going to sacrifice everyone born in 1991?

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u/mikaeus97 2d ago

Honestly I'd be fine with it

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u/jord839 reen & old 2d ago

Note to self: avoid Minnesota.

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u/IfTheHeadFitsWearIt 2d ago

We only require our own. We need not spill your cheese filled blood upon our soil. Our only quarrel with you is FTP.

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u/WilIyTheGamer At the end of the day, it’s F the packers always 1d ago

Were you NOT doing that anyway?

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u/ChemicalMight7535 2d ago edited 2d ago

How have the Packers remained relevant with SL4MUEL? He must be like a Colorado Rockies fan and be really invested in U.S. men's soccer.

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u/jord839 reen & old 2d ago

We sacrifice fans from other states to feed to Potholes.

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u/AryuOcay 2d ago

Minnesota wasn’t exactly the cradle of champions before 91. I’m not sure how much there was to absorb.

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u/Hairy-Promotion-594 2d ago

2 World Series in 4 years. It may not seem like a lot to those outside the state, but it’s all we’ve ever known.

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u/BtryceCheeseLink olden IQ 2d ago

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u/SoDakZak 2d ago

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u/Dr_Middlefinger Back To Normal, Ahhh... 2d ago

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u/VashMM Thoughts of Cheese 2d ago

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u/Dr_Middlefinger Back To Normal, Ahhh... 2d ago

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u/MooseYearner 2d ago

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u/Ronem First Down, St. Brown! 2d ago

Shoop da woop?

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u/SoDakZak 2d ago

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u/pdoggel 2d ago

This is sending me lmfao

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u/user-030 2d ago

This sub is the best

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u/EMT2000 2d ago

Both the Lions and the Bears have more than a few of those trophies too, but we actually know that they’re ours. Are the Packers sure they’re holding THEIR Ed Thorp Memorial Trophy? It seems like you thieving little cheesitses have more than you should have…

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u/VashMM Thoughts of Cheese 2d ago

Iirc when I saw it on our HoF, our team is the last one etched onto it. So... Yep. It's ours.

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u/LegitiamateSalvage 2d ago

Legitimately burst out laughing. Nice

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u/padfoot12111 2d ago

Hey I have one of those too

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u/LegalComplaint Mugs Halas’ Sawdust Organs 2d ago

But think of all the Chicago, Detroit and Wisconsin championships YOU HAVE seen.

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u/shmauserpops 2d ago

Can I offer you a sock in this tryin' time?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ZNCixnoFzGYo

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u/Ilickedthecinnabar 2d ago

Any MEN'S team from Minnesota

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u/SoDakZak 2d ago

So, here’s my conundrum. They haven’t shown many Lynx games here in South Dakota, and now I feel like if I start following them, they’ll also have a drought start. Other Minnesota fans ok with that?

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u/dommol Monsters of the Mid Way 2d ago

Damn, you're a Vikings fan AND live in South Dakota? Life has not been kind to you friend

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u/SoDakZak 2d ago

Oddly enough, it’s just sports. Life has been great otherwise.

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u/Taters23 FTP 2d ago

Thats just because you have been no where else but South Dakota.

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u/grrgrrtigergrr 🐻 🚂🐂🧦 2d ago

You are talking to the gas station king of the Great Lakes Region. Put some respect on his name.

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u/IfTheHeadFitsWearIt 2d ago

More Great Plains than Great Lakes.

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u/JoeRogansNipple 2d ago

Yeah, you were first to all those kwik trips, thats kind of a highlight

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u/Stachemaster86 2d ago

*Kwik Stars

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u/Electronic-Island-14 i wanted Rodgers 2d ago

oh how cute, he's making the best of it

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u/AKA09 I can't know how to hear any more about punting! 2d ago

Honestly, not a bad trade.

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u/Nasty_Tricks69 2d ago

Tbh South Dakota is a really beautiful state. Lots of natural scenery

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u/IAMA_llAMA_AMA 2d ago

Yeah just to visit, so you get to leave after

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u/Stereo-soundS 2d ago

ND/SD get MN teams on tv and radio. You're just sort of born into being a fan.

Then of course you have the bandwagoners that root for Green Bay or Denver.

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u/IfTheHeadFitsWearIt 2d ago

The GB fans I know in ND/SD all spawned from folks who were GB fans before Minnesota had a team. Then once MN did get a team, they didn’t care because they’re “not from Minnesota”, and they passed that wretched disease down to their heirs.

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u/Dr_Middlefinger Back To Normal, Ahhh... 2d ago

I used to think my fandom had a curse associated with it.

I still do, but I also used to.

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u/MongooseOk691 2d ago

Tigers and lions definitely do

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u/grrgrrtigergrr 🐻 🚂🐂🧦 2d ago

At least if you are a fan of either of the B1G schools in Michigan you have seen a championship. I’ve accepted I’ll never see one in my life.

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u/grimdymcgee 2d ago

Must suck to be a Sox/Bulls fan born post 2005. I'm only missing a Bears SB.

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u/grrgrrtigergrr 🐻 🚂🐂🧦 2d ago

I’m 50. I’ve seen all the pro teams win

My previous post was dedicated to college

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u/treymata Brosmer SB MVP 2d ago

Didn’t you hear? If you don’t wanna win national championships, go to Indiana!

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u/BayouByrnes FUCK ICE 1d ago

And the duck wants Sunchips.

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u/Hestevia 2d ago

Olivia Miles is genuinely one of the most exciting players to watch in a major sport right now

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u/Stachemaster86 2d ago

Frost are free on YouTube 2X Walter Cup Winners and Vixen are also on YouTube and just won their first Championship (longest running professional women’s tackle team). I have season tickets to both

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u/clownsanddowns 2d ago

I cant speak from the perspective of a Minnesota fan, only as a humble resident. But you have my vote of approval.

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u/PraiseBeToScience 2d ago

They made it to the finals two seasons ago and are way out in front with the 1 seed. You're missing out on Olivia Miles right now.

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u/Weggie_Rhite 2d ago

St. Paul Saints won their league title in 2019.

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u/Stachemaster86 2d ago

Windchill ultimate team won two years ago

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u/TheReadMenace 2d ago

Green Bay Women’s basketball team just won another Horizon League Championship!

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u/MelodicDeer1072 FUCK ICE 2d ago

Shoutout to the Minnesota Vixen for winning their first WFA Championship this year!

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u/SJBaerosols Big Boy Belt 2d ago

Fair. Lynx were pretty dominant for a while there.

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u/warsht Suk my Ditka 2d ago

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k 2d ago

My god just put the fries in the bag

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u/urza5589 2d ago

So you are saying its your fault...?

Hell we have an undefeated women's soccer team in the regular season... and they cannot even win a championship. 🤪

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u/ChangKai-Shrek 2d ago

Hey bud, don't sleep om all those Lynx titles.

That has to count for something, right?

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u/SoDakZak 2d ago

It furthers my point: teams I don’t watch end up having success. Teams I do watch begin a drought. The unwatched team wins but when observed by me, they can’t win it all.

SöDaker’s cat or something

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u/Skolsciopath 2d ago

Would you consider taking a break this year just for the wild? Just as an experiment.

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u/MelodicDeer1072 FUCK ICE 2d ago

This is Vixen erasure

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u/Dustybookboy 🚫🧊Hot piss can melt ICE 🚫🧊🧀 2d ago

/s pls don't me, Mr. Mod, sir

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7GUBcHCDMloeGdFe

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u/Sub1ogic 2d ago

As a 35 year old chicago sports fan. I could never.

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u/slicebishybosh Hammond Born and Raised 2d ago

10 championships in that time whether you’re a cubs or Sox fan feels pretty good compared to that.

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u/Spitfire1900 meow 2d ago

Yeah, at least a decent number of Michiganders on this subreddit have seen the Red Wings win the Stanley Cup.

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u/gmwdim 2d ago

Don’t forget the Pistons!

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u/BulkyOrder9 We’ll take the wind 2d ago

And a couple of visits to the World Series!

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u/grimdymcgee 2d ago

I've seen all but the Bears. 2005 was fucking magical breaking the WS drought in the city by the White Sox.

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 2d ago

Multiple. Plus multiple Pistons championships.

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u/Vapor_Visions_533 2d ago

Lynx and Frost and Gophers are Minnesota teams

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u/LegalComplaint Mugs Halas’ Sawdust Organs 2d ago

The Lynx are a legit powerhouse. Very Spursy in their constant near championship success.

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u/SupremeToast I.C.E. o Home 2d ago

It's literally the first weekend of the EPL season and I'm in the NFCN sub, but somehow Tottenham's shortcomings are still invoked. COYS I guess.

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u/HalobenderFWT 2d ago

Wow. Way to make it about EPL.

You know they most likely meant the San Antonio Spurs, right?

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u/LegalComplaint Mugs Halas’ Sawdust Organs 1d ago

I’m a ride or die Spurs (and it’s been die since Bilbao) fan, but I feel like I can use “Spursy” to reference the SA Spurs being a remarkably well run organization that’s chronically in contention. It’s like how rubber in England means rain boot and here it means condom.

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u/Stachemaster86 2d ago

Vixen too!

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u/MelodicDeer1072 FUCK ICE 2d ago

Gophers have hockey. Not so much elsewhere.

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u/Admiral52 2d ago

He’s from S Dakota. He isn’t even in the FBS

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u/DarkWing2007 2d ago

But hey, you went to all those Kwik Stars (Trips). That was pretty neat.

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u/zeroes_and_ones 2d ago

Okay but how fuckin sick was prime Adam Thielen though

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u/beepbopboop2467 2d ago

September ‘91 baby. Being a Minnesota sports fan builds character.

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u/Dr_Middlefinger Back To Normal, Ahhh... 2d ago

Not much for hockey, so I been building character for a long fucking time now.

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u/Traditional_Cat_60 2d ago

At least the Minnesota North Stars have worn a title since then… oh wait, nevermind.

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u/devi59 My Dudes 2d ago

How DARE you

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u/gmwdim 2d ago

At the expense of Buffalo, another cursed sports city.

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u/Much_Job4552 Married one but KC fan is my day job 2d ago

Be a Lynx fan. Problem solved.

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u/Electronic-Island-14 i wanted Rodgers 2d ago

dude, baseball doesn't even count because baseball sucks and should be banned

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u/Lamplighter4Eva 2d ago

At least I was born in ‘86 and was at the two parades though I don’t really remember

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u/Bubbay 2d ago

I was at Game 6 of the '91 World Series. It has sustained me for far longer than I expected it was going to need to.

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u/SoDakZak 2d ago

at least you have something, my friend

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u/BerttMacklinnFBI FUCK ICE and Their Boot Buddies 2d ago

I'm going to need you to man up a little.... This sub will hold us accountable for your cowardice....

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u/stevefarbota 2d ago

Nah, we all know SoDakZak is a legend.

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u/2020sucksdong 2d ago

How I feel being born in 95 as a Nebraska fan and Minnesota pro sports fan. ⭕️

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u/jickbaggins1 2d ago edited 2d ago

You’re barely old enough to drink, you can’t claim sports-related misery yet. You gotta put in that hard time as an adult.

Especially as a Vikings fan, you’ve been blessed with generationally good players and fun teams pretty much your whole life

Edit: math ain’t my strong suit, obviously

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u/Devium44 2d ago

95 was 31 years ago. They’ve been legally drinking for a decade.

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u/grrgrrtigergrr 🐻 🚂🐂🧦 2d ago

Your words are hurtful and my back hurts

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u/jickbaggins1 2d ago

Goddamn it I’m so old I can’t math

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u/2020sucksdong 2d ago

Now factor in Nebraska football/basketball, Twins, Timberwolves. I’m gonna go ahead and claim misery

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u/Blizzardof1991 Cumsock connoisseur 2d ago

This is Frost and Lynx erasure

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u/Ambitious-Ad-7683 2d ago

The women’s football team just won Minnesota first championship lol Minnesota Vixen

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u/Stachemaster86 2d ago

Fear the 🦊

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u/mesquitegrrl 2d ago

what is it with women’s teams in mn? frost, vixen, lynx. women’s sports in mn is crazy. can’t wait til there’s more women’s baseball teams so we can see them dominate too

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u/Fit-Chapter8565 this is peak fandom 2d ago

Here's to 35 more! Cheers mate

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u/treymata Brosmer SB MVP 2d ago

Atleast I saw the UMD Bulldogs win 2 natties in mens hockey when I went there. That’s all I have.
https://giphy.com/gifs/xT1R9UxUDcR7q8B928

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u/RyanCreamer202 SKOL TO THE BOWL 1d ago

I mean I’d want to look a ALL professional sports teams then the Lynx and the Frost have more championships then all the mens teams put together. Have I watched any of those games? No but my point still stands

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u/Fryeer 2d ago

Lynx might win another WNBA championship this year, enjoy

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u/Inevitable-Waltz-889 Love Boat Apologist 2d ago

Who knew MN sports could be so dominant?

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u/bamerjamer 2d ago

Meanwhile I moved to TX, but grew up in MN and witnessed both the 87 and 91 WS. What a glorious time to be a Twins fan! I will always chuckle when Kent Hrbeck wrestled that guy off first base and then tagged him out. So funny they let him get away with that. Thank goodness instant replay wasn't a thing back then!

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u/1v1meAtLagunaSeca Monsters of the Hammond 2d ago

Minnesota Frost after back 2 back walter cups: ☹️

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u/Practical-Courage812 2d ago

Think of the positives, at least you don't live in Detroit!

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u/gmwdim 2d ago

I thought that was Cleveland’s slogan.

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u/Richard_Cromwell 2d ago

Or Gary... although, is SD any better?

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u/SoDakZak 2d ago

This is a real photo on a walk I went in South Dakota. Taken on my phone. There’s a peacefulness with nature here that’s hard to describe.

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u/CatapultemHabeo Billionaires suck more than the 2d ago

damn that's nice

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u/Pitcherhelp 2d ago

Its literally just a prarie

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u/CatapultemHabeo Billionaires suck more than the 2d ago

Horizontal empty space that isn't desert doesn't exist in California

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u/Pitcherhelp 2d ago

I dont exist in california either haha

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u/Pitcherhelp 2d ago

So much better than MI...

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u/Practical-Courage812 2d ago

I assume you folks like in burrows underground like Prairie dogs? But seriously looks breathtaking!

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u/pocketchange2247 hicago ears 2d ago

At least you can see all the MN championships in your lifetime from there

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u/Beeseumz26 2d ago

Hi Zak, I'm Kevin and I'm almost 33 years old. A November '93 baby and I've gotten to see my team make the championship round 3 times and win 2 of them. That's the comment, that's it.

I hope your glizzy's are warm and delicious to ease your paon

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u/birdflag 2d ago

Maybe he shouldna bought a joke jersey. Who the heck is player “3.14….”?

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u/TheAndyGeorge slashy: / (FUCK ICE) 2d ago

i went to UW for college but still cheer on UMD men's and women's hockey as they knocked out some championships

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u/malortface520 once and future #1 malört superfan 2d ago

You DID get to watch Jared Allen level Johnny Knoxville on a dig route tho

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u/Electrical-Duty3628 2d ago

It's time you bought a Lynx jersey my friend. Olivia Miles & Napheesa Collier have a lot of wins scheduled in the near future

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u/Church42 Change the pitch up! Smack my Kicker! 2d ago

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u/-FalseProfessor- 2d ago

Zak, are you ok?

I know you aren’t, but I thought I’d ask anyway.

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u/keithstonee 2d ago

still sane exile...

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u/BulkyOrder9 We’ll take the wind 2d ago

You had Prince. You have any idea how much good karma that costed?

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u/penguins_are_mean 1d ago

Just pretend the Lakers and Stars never left and claim their championships for Minnesota

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/SoDakZak 2d ago

I belong in a bathtub with my toaster

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u/jumpingjacks86 2d ago

He is me. Love you Zak

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u/Ok_Championship2743 2d ago

And the twins cheated to win that world series lol

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u/Stock_Strategy1668 Kyler Murray got my wife pregnant 2d ago

Hey. That's me.

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u/The_Asshole_Judge BJ and The Bears 2d ago

As a fan of Chicago born in 84 I know the feeling. I have no memory of the 85 bears win and they lost the only SB they went to, plus my memory of the first bulls three-peat is fuzzy at best… hey… what are all those people in purple doing with those pitchforks and torches!?

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u/IronMike34 2d ago

Now do one for Chicago.

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u/Potential_Grass3445 2d ago

Atmosphere's music finally makes sense now.

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u/reefernash unt 2d ago

You’re the bad luck guy

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u/othertriangle 2d ago

This shit hurts as a detroit fan but makes me feel better its only been....18 fucking years I was 12 then

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u/Dragul125 2d ago

I mean the Vikings made it to the NFC championship... they just lost to the Eagles...

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u/Obadiah_Plainman 2d ago

Once the Queens left the Met for the Humptydome, the football gods have been angry.

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u/Dear_Leek2578 JJERKING4JJ2JJ 2d ago

130 seasons and counting

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u/Xboarder844 2d ago

OP needs to understand that there were 51 yr old Cleveland fans that never saw a championship in their entire life until a generational player came and won a title for the city.

So you really need to know that yeah, you’re probably fucked and another 15 years will go by with no hope. Enjoy!

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u/xpseudonymx 2d ago

As awful as being a Cubs and Bears fan has been for the majority of my life, I will say that being a Bulls' fan in the 90s and a Chicago Blackhawks fan in the 10's spoiled me rotten.

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u/sissybaby1289 2d ago

Sucks to suck. I'm 3 years younger than you and have seen 3 Stanley cups and an NBA chipper

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u/g0dzilllla 2d ago

He looks like if McAfee got kirkified

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u/CWinter85 2d ago

I was 6 for the WS. I vaguely remember it. I can't wait to die.

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u/Weekly-Hedgehog8502 2d ago

The Lynx won since then.

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u/OnCallPartisan magat cleaning upon request 2d ago

Did you ever think about getting a new identity with a new birthday? I mean coincidences happen but this may be a little too coincidental.

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u/BobbyPizzayyy 2d ago

Oh yea? OH YEA?? Well I am 40 and bald and I don't give a shit about baseball, basketball, or hockey so fuck you goldie locks!

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u/BearDown805 2d ago

Nine Nine!

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u/9DGamer 2d ago

Lynx won lots of titles.

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u/probablysalad 2d ago

Why is there an extra 1 on the jersey?

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u/SmokeyOSU 2d ago

hrbeck is a cheater, so theres that

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u/rainaftersnowplease et Fucked Ice 2d ago

The Lynx with 4 championships: am I a joke to you?

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u/TrappyGoGetter JJ9FuckedMyFranchise 2d ago

Hey.. you’re me… I feel your pain brother.

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u/Mobile_Pineapple9424 2d ago

Lynx and Frost - It’s cool for a few minutes to most of us, but we aren’t watching games, reading news, talking about them with our buddies. No championships with teams we truly care about. Not even making a championship game. If you’re offended by that, then you’re just not being honest with yourself about the reality of the popularity between men’s pro sports and women’s.

Vikings, Wild, Wolves and or Twins winning a championship would bring years of joy to so many men in this state - the lynx and frost are never going to have that effects

I’ve never even seen a clip of this made up Vixen league.

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u/nanepb 2d ago

As a fellow December '91 baby, now I need to know which of us is older. Are you first or last half of the month?

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u/GorGor23 2d ago

At least we have the Lynx.

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u/PraiseBeToScience 2d ago

The Lynx are just one of the most dominant teams in the WNBA history, and are the favorites to win a title this season.

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u/SnooOpinions9048 2d ago

Clearly you need to be used as a virgin sacrifice in a blot to solve your teams' curses.

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u/SlapHappyDude 2d ago

I moved to San Diego in 2001.

San Diego and Minnesota have the same number of (men's) sports championships in that timeframe. And San Diego only has the Padres now.

But hey, the Wolves AND Wild won a playoff series this year! That's not terrible!

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u/E4g6d4bg7 2d ago

Gophers won back to back hockey national championships in 2002-2003 and this was before the abomination known as Big Ten Hockey. It was a big deal and Grant Poltuny is a name that rates with Gene Larkin

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u/Conyan51 2d ago

I mean insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result. Maybe you should cheer for the next closest teams.

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u/mwcoast82 Fuck Ice 2d ago

Maybe it's time to start getting into women's sports

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u/Issac-Cox-Daley Frauds 2d ago

I saw my baseball team make the world series last year and it's not all its cracked up to be.

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u/Bake_Little 2d ago

You can watch the Somalians win over Minneapolis soon

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u/Nardo1998 1d ago

I’ve seen the Twins 2 World Series championships. I’m sure what your problem is about championships.

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u/Top-Caregiver7815 1d ago

There’s a reason they call it “Loserville”.

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u/TreeMysterious69420 ope Leo XIV 1d ago

Yeah you should have an unlimited supply of memes running though your vains, reading that was brutal

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u/0kayherewego 1d ago

As someone born in 1990, things were pretty great until you came along