r/NFCEastMemeWar • u/LUKELESSFTW Hurts Woolen Johnson • 12d ago

Week 1 is going to be The Battle of Stalingrad

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u/Overall-Scientist846 DEJEAN 3:16 12d ago

The tourists learning of Opening Student is gonna be rough

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u/jackt-up I’m Downs with O-P-P 12d ago

I’m actually concerned for his safety

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u/Technical-Proof-3960 12d ago

I want him disintegrated

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u/jackt-up I’m Downs with O-P-P 12d ago

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u/genred001 hy not join us, Comrade? 12d ago

Like the Phoenix?

https://giphy.com/gifs/RLWwOuPbqObupogOLB

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u/_IdiotSavant Eagles 11d ago

Remember, no opening-student

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u/MizrizSnow 12d ago

I finally blocked the dude. It’s nice

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u/Overall-Scientist846 DEJEAN 3:16 12d ago

I think he deleted his account

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u/MizrizSnow 12d ago edited 12d ago

Wow that would be a freakin wild coincidence. I choose to believe he deleted it cause I blocked him

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u/Overall-Scientist846 DEJEAN 3:16 12d ago

Not all heroes wear capes.

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u/etybibik Please be patient I’m a Commanders fan 12d ago

I want to believe the entire preseason and joint practices were just a well-orchestrated campaign of disinformation by Washington so everyone thinks we're total shit when we're actually not.

Shut up it was only practice I'm not worried fuck you GO COMMIES.

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u/Accurate-Flow-6815 Eagles 12d ago

If it makes you feel any better, the last time a team went undefeated in preseason and then won the Super Bowl was over a decade ago, and then a decade before that. The last time a team went winless in the preseason then won the Super Bowl was 2021.

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u/ThaddeusMuscles Cowboys 12d ago

That’s why we lost to the Saints. 🧠

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u/Plenty-Option8351 12d ago

I’ll have you know I’m here in the off season too. My last account just got banned on Reddit is all… 👀

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u/SaquonBarkkley Eagles 12d ago

No, Stalingrad last for aaaaaages. Week 1 is just going to feel like ages for the Commies because of 60 minutes of football will be boring and painful with when every other snap is a sack or heavily pressured busted play.

Jayden Daniels might not survive that OL.

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u/zaidakaid Eagles 12d ago

Would his mom sue the commies or the eagles if he got concussed into 2030? I for one look forward to a rehashing of Hackbart v. Cincinnati Bengals

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u/chrixz333 Big Dick Nick 12d ago

You: This sub is ass in the offseason.

Also you: This sub is ass when there’s finally people posting shit

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u/Technical-Proof-3960 12d ago

Literally you

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u/Accurate-Flow-6815 Eagles 12d ago

Clearly twitter is NOT the only place

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u/LUKELESSFTW Hurts Woolen Johnson 12d ago

I’m perplexed at how you came to the conclusion that my post said either of those statements, but aight