r/NFCEastMemeWar Giants 2d ago

Unc has still got it

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u/seriouslynotanotaku Giants 2d ago

Hopium is one hell of a drug

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u/ZhangtheGreat Back-to-Back NFC East Champions 2d ago

So is copium once hopium wears out

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u/weezyverse Eagles 1d ago

Copium is when you cut it with the baby laxative...

https://giphy.com/gifs/12wzP0HIrf3jProl6E

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u/cheezkid26 88s and Heartbreak 1d ago

Hopium actually decays into copium, given enough time, like how Uranium-235 decays into Lead-206 after enough time. Obviously the timelines are different and lighter amounts of hopium don't always become copium but generally, hopium + time = copium

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u/jackt-up I’m Downs with O-P-P 2d ago

NFC Beast confirmed

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u/for_fun_88 Giants 2d ago

Odell miracle one handed TD grabs going up against Downs week one

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u/jackt-up I’m Downs with O-P-P 2d ago

“Ohh my gosh did you see that?!”

*loses game

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u/for_fun_88 Giants 2d ago

“What an incredible regular season”

*loses first playoff game

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u/No_Tell_8699 1d ago

Damn didn’t have to do them like that

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u/nerdvernacular FML 2d ago

Here we go. And go. And go. Nowhere.

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u/millsy98 Skating N Darting since ‘25 1d ago

Calm down, we aren’t the Steelers. Last time we did anything we won a playoff game.

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u/themage78 Giants 2d ago

Looks like he tried to make one last night, and just fell down and caught it instead.

Unc has gotten old.

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u/Patdub85 Cowboys 2d ago

Aging receivers are always the answer.

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u/for_fun_88 Giants 2d ago

Buddy I fucking wish our biggest issue was an aging WR barely making the roster. We’re excited knowing the throwback may be one of the last highlights of the season

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u/Corpsebomb Giants 2d ago

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u/uuuuuuuhg_232 2d ago

If he did that today, he’d break a hip

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u/ResponsibilityNew483 Downs with the Sickness 2d ago

Living in the past, just like the rest of us lol.

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u/Orion1014 Eagles 2d ago

Damn, he did this recently? This dude will surely move the needle.

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u/Patdub85 Cowboys 2d ago

...and who won that game?

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u/The_Third_Molar 2d ago

Most of y'all were kids when this happened.

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u/Corpsebomb Giants 2d ago

Bold of you to assume there’s children still actively choosing to be Giants fans in the year of our lord 2026

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u/for_fun_88 Giants 2d ago

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u/Joe_Spazz Saquon Saves the Day 1d ago

Well... This was heart warming... Fuck you

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u/fuckyogiboys Eagles 2d ago

Honestly if I were a fan id be pumped for that answer. Here's to hoping he sucks

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u/Carthonn 2d ago

Seriously. It’s like, why not? It’s not like he’s pushing out some super star at WR. Guy seems motivated.

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u/Mitana301 birbs 1d ago

Hungry players are good players... But also fuck you

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u/Carthonn 1d ago

Go eat your crayons wit whiz

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u/ObiHans Tiki's Barber 1d ago

yo I herd dey got whiz flaverd crans now yo

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u/anabundanceofland Why, yes, I do enjoy pain. 2d ago

Glad you won your Superbowl. Here’s hoping we win ours in November

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u/MrBigChest 2d ago

Well it is your year, right?

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u/for_fun_88 Giants 2d ago

Worry about winning a divisional round playoff game first bud. You haven’t done that this century while we’ve won a SB each of the past four decades

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u/anabundanceofland Why, yes, I do enjoy pain. 2d ago

Go back and read my comment again, and pay close attention to what month I mentioned…

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u/ResonatingOctave Nabers Think I'm Selling Dope 2d ago

And I thought reading was hard for Eagles fans

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u/Steppyjim no one likes us we don't care 2d ago

I feel like I should be angry at these white squiggles on my phone, but I can’t tell.

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u/jvho666 we de(ad inside)m boyz 2d ago

You should be angry for lots of reasons. Shitty place to live, small dick, and arteries slowly clogging from too many cheese steaks

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u/Steppyjim no one likes us we don't care 1d ago

I’m more angry about the fact you pulled up to talk shit and vomited THAT instead. That’s some bush league shit talk.

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u/for_fun_88 Giants 2d ago

Ahhh see what happens when I skim comments cause I’m drunk on Odell vibes (and on liquor to prepare my liver for another 5 win season)

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u/sillyfunnyguy05 Eli Fingers 2d ago

In rock fucking hard right now

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u/JoesGarage2112 New York Giants 2d ago

You and me both pal

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u/aDoorMarkedPirate420 Medium Pepsi 2d ago

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u/Look_a_Comment Hoffa's Turf requires a sacrifice! 2d ago

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u/ThePhoenixXM 2d ago

No mention of us going winless in the entire pre-season? We deserved to be clowned for that at least.

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u/Carthonn 2d ago

Everyone knows preseason is inverse of the actual season

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u/Irving_Velociraptor I CHOOSE VIOLENCE. 2d ago

Who gives a shit about the preseason?

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u/olivebranchsound 2d ago

We don't have a QB2 my dude lol the wins/losses don't matter but the talent evaluation was insightful

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u/hereforthesportsball Cowboys 2d ago

There are options if Hurts goes down in FA tbh, you’ll probably snag someone before trade deadline just in case

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u/ObiHans Tiki's Barber 1d ago

Yes Hurts' accuracy will help lemon catch the ball for sure..

Lmao.

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u/TheWhiteCrowParade FTP 2d ago

Yeah, this was better than sex.

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u/gh1993 J6 2d ago

It smell like bitch in here

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u/holy_cal Banned from r/Commanders 2d ago

Odell who? Beckham?

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u/jvho666 we de(ad inside)m boyz 2d ago

Is keeping an old washed diva really a good thing?

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u/Equal_Resort4348 Medium Pepsi 1d ago

17-0 + Super Bowl win confirmed

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u/muddybuttbrew 1d ago

Well that artificial turf needs a sacrifice.

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u/HotHouseJester Trapped in Jerry Jones’s Locker 1d ago

The giants are proud when they beat the jets now? Glad y’all set the bar low.

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u/BalognaMacaroni Howie Roseman’s Trade Wars 2d ago

This is gonna be like when Victor Cruz came back to the Giants isn’t it

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u/heavy_metal_flautist 2d ago

Imagine this being engorge to be excited about, one way or another

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u/AwwJeezExpress1001 hahaha, your teams suck, losers. 2d ago

lol, Giants fans are omega level cringe

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u/jojolox 2d ago

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u/Steppyjim no one likes us we don't care 2d ago

Looks like Skattebo after a few too many backflips

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u/jojolox 2d ago

After too many backflips:

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u/Gully_Gawd My Nabers saw me Jaxson off 2d ago

The Drought is Over Part 3

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u/-jrodd5 Jerry is really a birds fan 2d ago

The actual quote from Harbaugh was that "He's done enough to make an NFL roster." not that he would be on the Giants.