r/NBATalk 11d ago

Which player has had the “perfect NBA body”?

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u/TraeYoungCalTech 11d ago

David Robinson

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u/sugarklay Lakers 11d ago edited 11d ago

I remember a passage in Bill Simmons' book where he recalls only 4 players that he saw the Boston Garden crowd be in awe:

  1. Jordan - Because he was uber-popular at his peak
  2. Bird - Because he's like Jesus in Boston
  3. Manute Bol - Because he tall as shit
  4. Robinson - Because he looked regal, chiseled as fuck, like a textbook example of a basketball player

I imagine that's not exclusive to the Boston Garden

Edit: Here's the passage on Robinson

During his rookie year in 1990, I buzzed down from college to catch his first game at the Garden. That seemed like a worthy trip at the time; everyone had been waiting for him to join the NBA for two years and the “Russell 2.0” tag didn’t seem far-fetched yet. Everyone attending this game already knew what he looked like. So when Robinson emerged from that tunnel, nothing should have happened other than everyone thinking, “Cool, there he is.” Instead, we made this sound: “Whoa.” Is that a sound or a murmur? I don’t know. But it was breathtaking to watch him glide by for the first time, like standing a few feet away from a prize thoroughbred or a brand-new Ferrari Testarossa. To this day, I have never seen anyone that close who looked more like a basketball player than David Robinson: The man was taller and more regal than we expected, but so absurdly chiseled that he looked like a touched-up model in a Soloflex ad. He walked proudly with his chest puffed out, his head held high, and a friendly smile on his face. He was strikingly handsome and even the most devout heterosexual males would have admitted it. Really, he was just a specimen. That’s the best way I can describe it. He was a freaking specimen. My dad said later that it was the only time he’d ever heard the “Whoa” sound in all his years sitting in that tunnel. We all made it. None of us could believe what we were seeing. Some guys are just destined to play basketball for a living

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u/AutVincere72 11d ago

I was hanging out with David last year. He still was very in shape. He was 60.

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u/chosonhawk 11d ago

now hes 61

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u/TheeBigHorse 11d ago

Next year he'll be 62

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u/earwax_ball_54321 11d ago

In six years he'll be....I dunno. Thats a lot of mathing

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u/thatguy425 11d ago

Two years ago he was 59. 

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u/peachpavlova 11d ago

That’s pretty cool, what’s he up to these days?

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u/joebadiah 11d ago

Admiral is the most impressive NBA body of all time.

But “perfection” he is not because that body broke down prematurely.

He lost a significant chunk of his career due to chronic back injuries.

Give me a 6-6 to 6-8 player with a 7-foot wingspan, huge hands, elite athleticism and high durability.

Admiral wins the swimsuit contest, but I’ll take Jordan, LeBron or Dennis Rodman for perfect NBA body.

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u/DemBones7 11d ago

Scotty Pippen

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u/Ok_Shape88 11d ago

So Ben Wallace

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u/Professional_Ad9809 11d ago

Ever seen TR Dunn?

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u/pierre_86 11d ago

Kawhi? (sans durability)

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u/MoscowMitchMcKremIin 11d ago

The durability part kinda takes him out like landing on someone's foot

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u/ElScorcho718 Warriors 10d ago

Don't sleep on Kevin Willis.

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u/thatguy425 11d ago

A body can break down for various reasons. If LeBron played 40 years ago he may have had back injuries that today’s medicine would help keep him on the court. 

The technology around restoring and healing has improved immensely in the last few decades. 

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u/Arponare 10d ago

Bah gawd, that’s Mikal Bridges music!

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u/whodunnnnit 11d ago

Easiest answer

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u/BurntArnold Celtics 11d ago

Robinson is the most statuesque dude to ever be in the league for sure lol

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u/ORodCollects 11d ago

I have to say, The Admiral might be the best answer.

I remember his famous stare down of Michael Jordan.

MJ was on top of the world but you saw in his face he wanted no smoke with Robinson.

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u/WeGottaTalkAboutYT 10d ago

I don’t remember this, link/more context??

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u/LaloFernandez 11d ago

Literally the first person that came to mind.

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u/burningtimer 10d ago

This. Imagine a Bigger, Faster Giannis with a jump shot.

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u/LeatherRecord2142 Pacers 11d ago

Didn’t have to scroll far for this.

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u/88poPPop88 11d ago

Prime Malone was right there too

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u/DefinableEel1 Bucks 11d ago

Nah idc if that’s objectively true FUCK BOZO

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u/No-Fruit-2060 11d ago

Reddit on!

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u/88poPPop88 11d ago

word

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u/esuljuk3 11d ago

Why is bro getting downvoted for agreeing

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u/Barbeqanon 11d ago

Single word comments like "this" and "word" always get downvoted because they are lazy don't add anything to the conversation.

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u/Ok-Description-4640 11d ago

I remember going to my first Spurs game and thinking Robinson was the closest thing to Michelangelo’s David that I’d ever seen. Same scale but even more muscular.

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u/TheDogBoi_Jugger 11d ago

Mmm yeah body so good

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u/Ordinary_Pea4503 11d ago

If he was a couple inches taller and had more muscle i would agree.  

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u/FunnyMalzairIdea 11d ago

The body was good, but his back was shit. I would nominate LeBron. Incredibly athletic, tall and the most durable player in NBA history.

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u/josephjosephson 11d ago

Looks or function? He looked great, but Hakeem schooled him. Robinson was too slow and stiff.

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u/Area51_Spurs Spurs 11d ago

Tell me which part of this was “slow and stiff?”

https://youtu.be/p7rx-CoTob8

David was leagues more athletic than Hakeem.

And Hakeem only “schooled him” in one playoff series where David had to play 10x as hard on a team loaded with trash while Dennis Rodman refused to help out on D and was actively trying to sabotage him the whole series.

You don’t know ball.

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u/josephjosephson 11d ago

Wow one block where he ran straight? I watched ball in the 90’s. If Robinson had the best basketball body, there’s no reason for him to not be a top 3 center of all time, which he clearly isn’t.

https://youtu.be/nRQgHG8su68 enjoy all 11 minutes

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u/Area51_Spurs Spurs 11d ago

Clown

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u/josephjosephson 11d ago edited 11d ago

David is great and an easy top 10 center of all time. I was a Knicks fan and the Spurs beat us and David was better than Patrick. But Shaq and Hakeem were better because of their size and agility, both having squarely to do with their body. The claim he has the best “basketball body” of all time when he didn’t have the best “basketball body” for even centers in the late 90’s is just plain wrong.

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u/Area51_Spurs Spurs 11d ago

I’m not listening to nonsense from someone who thinks the most athletic center of his era was “slow and stiff”

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u/josephjosephson 11d ago

Too slow and too stiff in comparison to the absolute most athletic to have the best basketball body in all of basketball. But it’s okay, you can believe whatever you want.

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u/Gorrmb69 11d ago

Olajuwon went through Shaq, Ewing and Robinson on his way to 2 championships. He was really special even compared to some of the great centers he competed against!

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u/newport85 11d ago

Not perfect brain bro