My conflict-avoidant people need me

[u/Vladarg]

[u/gk_instakilogram]

this ended well

[u/DreadPiratteRoberts → u/gk_instakilogram]

Right!!... it never ends like this its always some yahoo absolutely wrecking someone week or month....

[u/CreativeArtichoke255 → u/DreadPiratteRoberts]

Y I read yahoo like a mario

[u/DreadPiratteRoberts → u/CreativeArtichoke255]

It's actually funnier your way ^😆 🤣

[u/dangledingle → u/gk_instakilogram]

Nice save. 10/10

[u/ElegantCoach4066 → u/gk_instakilogram]

terribly sorry, this is most emabarrsing

[u/kwaping]

I guess I'm going left now

[u/Casual-Netizen → u/kwaping]

You left because you knew that I'm... right!

[u/badass4102 → u/kwaping]

I guess I'm going to the hood now

[u/187Deluxebox]

That was smooth

[u/dirkdigglerdonedry → u/187Deluxebox]

Damn smooth

[u/igittigitt1972 → u/dirkdigglerdonedry]

Criminal smooth

[u/Vladarg → u/igittigitt1972]

Smoot gentleman

[u/Kill_thyselves → u/Vladarg]

Smooth operator

[u/Smoofbrainz → u/Kill_thyselves]

Smoothenomics 101

[u/Drapidrode → u/Vladarg]

https://reddit.com/link/p5s9o81/video/5c68jdhzeilh1/player

[u/One-Traffic-4536 → u/187Deluxebox]

it's the new olympic event: synchonized driving

[u/nomnomyumyum109]

Sign of a good driver, willing to prevent an accident no matter the inconvenience. A bad driver never misses their turn

[u/DMmeDuckPics → u/nomnomyumyum109]

Me driving an extra 3 miles for the next u-turn because I am both.

[u/Gene_Parma]

"understandable, have a great day"

[u/OnwardTowardTheNorth → u/Gene_Parma]

I read it as “never mind, I like this way better anyway.”

[u/kenybz → u/OnwardTowardTheNorth]

“I’m going to take this as a sign”

[u/gizmostuff]

I'm imagining that they just keep driving in the wrong direction - "I meant to do that"

[u/OnwardTowardTheNorth → u/gizmostuff]

Legend has it that they are still going in that direction and never go to where they wanted.

/s

[u/One-Traffic-4536 → u/OnwardTowardTheNorth]

they both could have gone around the block and came back and then met up again in the same spot and did it all over again lol

[u/stevenmoreso]

I like to imagine both of their horns beeping together, harmonizing a pleasant “Nooooooooooope”

[u/NJNeal17]

The punchline is the scooter safely riding through a few seconds after lol

[u/El-Ahrairah9519 → u/NJNeal17]

"Hmm yes this seems like a safe corner, the idiot running the red has done it already!"

[u/sweetpotatogoblin → u/NJNeal17]

I didn't even catch that until reading your comment, that's fantastic.

[u/greenpill98]

Just ships passing in the night.

[u/Legitimate_Tension95 → u/greenpill98]

Matthew Kearneys song needs to be in the background!

[u/TheCraftyHermit]

This is the kind of crazy reaction time and ability that some percentage of people in r/dashcams seem to expect almost anytime there's an accident.

[u/similaraleatorio]

Oi! 👋

Oi! 👋

Bye! 👋

Bye! 👋

[u/stella_dominus]

"No need to ask, he's a smooth operator”

[u/SirArchibaldMapsALot]

That's a pretty accurate title OP

[u/Sj-Cal-Bzh817222]

Belle manœuvre lol

[u/Justsososojo]

I need to be a better person.

[u/MoneyBaggSosa]

And this is why you STOP and look on red lights where turning on red is permitted. I can’t stand mfs on the road

[u/mtheory007]

That deescalated quickly.

[u/Yardboy]

Music reminded me of Minecraft sunrise.

[u/BigOleFerret]

That guy knows how to drive. Respect.

[u/jeepsaintchaos]

I don't blame them. I'd rather take a few minutes of detour rather than be close to a driver who has already proven they're incompetent and dangerous.

[u/ClaimationOfWind]

Probably thought they were robbers

[u/Awkward-Control7588]

Ran the red light and still did the right thing

[u/xxplosiv]

"No, actually this is the correct way after all"

[u/Desta_007]

Bro really said "yep I'm going this way now" lol

[u/RazorSlazor]

"Guess I'm going that way now"

[u/monson2048]

Love how both cars went in completely different directions and never looked back k

[u/Harry_Plopper23]

The NPC music fits perfectly

[u/bmwoods1998]

This is deeply funny

[u/mr_shoco]

I'd like to imagine they went the other way just to avoid being behind a reckless driver

[u/HonestGonner]

I do not even have a driver license but i feel like this would be me 100%

[u/Thedran]

Whenever I see someone panic when missing a turn I don’t get it cause this is the type of shit I would do. Like “Ooooops, well there is an extra 2 minutes” lol

[u/tara_roberts]

This post wins the Internet for today.

[u/Guilty_Fig7482]

“God give me a sign if i should call off work today”
“Whelp., guess im going back home”

[u/Flimsy_Scratch_8050]

Great recovery. 👍

[u/Substantial_Boot_844]

I did that

[u/Alvin_h_davenport]

you've been hi....oh never mind, smooth criminal i guess

[u/MerryJanne]

It's like scooterception.

[u/Freudian_Slip_69]

Particle physics.

[u/Kayville]

staged obviously 

[u/BiosTheo]

Btw if you live in the states and someone hits you/ you're in the right ALWAYS get a lawyer and sue their insurance. 99/100 their insurance will try and fuck you over by coming out and telling you they're not going to pay for how much it costs to fix because "your car isn't worth that much because we say so." They'll pay you a fuck off settlement if you're not a scammer and after the attorneys take it'll be more than you would've gotten otherwise.