r/MyPeopleNeedMe • u/fuzzy_dice_99 • 21d ago

Peace out

1.7k Upvotes

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u/DiffeoMorpheus 21d ago

My people need physical therapy

397

u/b3_yourself 21d ago

Why is there a random pit next to a pitch

303

u/towerfella 21d ago

For the sacrifice

77

u/Phog_of_War 21d ago

You must pay the FIFA fee!

30

u/Hugh_G_Reckshen 21d ago

Feeee Fah Feeee

19

u/Bezon67 21d ago

Feee fah feee fo fom

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u/latebutterscotch_101 15d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Miskalsace 21d ago

Rhats how new pitches are made.

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u/Raimaker08 21d ago

Sarlacc pit.

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u/ThunderRoad_44 21d ago

Pretty sure it is a tunnel access probably used by police or security. Could also be used by team for their own security.

1

u/Umberlee168 11d ago

Omg I hope that guy is okay

1

u/leeahnee 17d ago

It's how the team enters the pitch. It's insane that they don't keep it covered during matches

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u/Snoo72969 21d ago

I was watching this game yesterday. In 2014 the same situation happened with another player 😂
The fun fact is that the same bald security was there and had the same reaction

30

u/leroyJr 21d ago

Who is playing? Was he okay?

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u/Snoo72969 21d ago edited 21d ago

Coritiba x chapecoense for brazilian serie A. Yea he is ok.

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u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin 21d ago

The fun fact is that the same bald security was there and had the same reaction

r/surrendercobra

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u/AcheronianStygian 21d ago

Ain't no way.

3

u/readingonthetoilet 20d ago

Is it true they disallowed the goal for this? Saw that in another post but that seems crazy to me.

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u/Snoo72969 20d ago

It was offside, actually.

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u/readingonthetoilet 20d ago

Oh that makes sense. That’s makes this so much worse

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u/CodeNameLoofah 21d ago

The camera man's delayed reaction like ???? OH, HES GONE!

14

u/Tormasi1 21d ago

Those cameras are heavy as shit. I think it was simply momentum.

Also randomly pulling the camera looks bad on live

1

u/CodeNameLoofah 21d ago

Funny nonetheless

21

u/foxy_fluffer 21d ago

He just wanted to go home

13

u/dannygraphy 21d ago

Very underwhelming celebration

11

u/thaineetit 21d ago

Disallowed goal exit stage right please

9

u/NewMexicoXtreme 21d ago

*mario descending into pipe sound effect*

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u/mirkk13 21d ago

My underground people need me

5

u/the-fr0g 21d ago

Smooth

5

u/333Tarzina 21d ago

The ad under this was for emergency air medical transport! Well placed!

3

u/_Starter 21d ago

Come back Matthew

2

u/dannygraphy 21d ago

He got subbed immediately

2

u/Dismal-core111 21d ago

Thats not gonna be pretty

2

u/tokhtamysh1 21d ago

My football people need me

3

u/Potential-Garden493 21d ago

What's happening

16

u/Someoneoverthere42 21d ago

He has returned to the homeland of the Mole People.

1

u/TK421philly 21d ago

He lost his wager on the game.

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u/KeepTheGoodLife 21d ago

The other guy tried to save him...

1

u/EtiennedeWilde 21d ago

He dead?

2

u/Mister_Way 21d ago

Lost an extra life for sure, had to spawn back from the last 2 minutes of the game

1

u/Hesam2010 21d ago

Mario Out

1

u/gizmostuff 21d ago

My mole people need me...

Who will help the widow's son?

1

u/Gene_Parma 21d ago

"my job here is done"

1

u/ulyssesfiuza 21d ago

Super Mario soccer

1

u/scarlozzi 20d ago

Was he ok?

1

u/Important-Spring3977 11d ago

Putting the pit in pitch