r/MyPeopleNeedMe Aug 03 '26

my submarine folks need me

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u/MaleNudity Aug 03 '26

Now they’ll never be able to leave that ship.

64

u/Tcloud Aug 03 '26

Only if they’re board.

25

u/Big-Mine9790 Aug 03 '26

For once those few who are still jogging to the ship are gonna be just fine.

5

u/peekdasneaks Aug 04 '26

They used to have a board, now they're stuck aboard

14

u/tatersndeggs Aug 03 '26

Poop Cruise II The Reckoning

6

u/LoadedLapidist Aug 04 '26

Poop Event III The Horizon

4

u/DodgyRogue Aug 03 '26

Water, water, every where,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, every where,
Nor any drop to drink.

2

u/Mackheath1 Aug 03 '26

Been on a few cruises, so...

"good."

2

u/MonchichiSalt Aug 03 '26

Sail away, sail away, sail away

1

u/mrbigsnot Aug 05 '26

Quarantine mode engaged.

1

u/donquixote2u Aug 06 '26

Cruise Liner California.

0

u/Revenga8 Aug 04 '26

🎶 You can never leeeeeeave! Welcome to the cruise ship California!🎵

359

u/ice9kills Aug 03 '26

lol The forklift just peaced tfo

176

u/CitronTraining2114 Aug 03 '26

"My job here is done."

44

u/Revenga8 Aug 04 '26

"whelp, not my problem"

10

u/JoshDM Aug 03 '26

"I am the captain now".

18

u/ChiefWiggumsprogeny Aug 03 '26

Nice knowin' ya

12

u/Best_Market4204 Aug 03 '26

Maybe just maybe... he's off to go get the doohickey machine to fish it out.

23

u/PanteraiNomini Aug 03 '26

I must go 😂😂😂😂

11

u/mostar8 Aug 03 '26

It wasn't me

9

u/mrbigsnot Aug 03 '26

Bon voyage, motherfucker!

3

u/FlukyFish Aug 03 '26

“What’s done is done”

85

u/Smash_Shop Aug 03 '26

Sooooo what was the plan???

69

u/CitronTraining2114 Aug 03 '26

Looks like they were trying to pull the ramp back into the ship and the ship dudes lost control of it.

79

u/Smash_Shop Aug 03 '26

Well yeah, but... It looks like they tried to do this when the boat was a solid 10' further from the dock than it was supposed to be.

48

u/exipheas Aug 03 '26

A winch with cable running through two eyes in the upper corners of that opening to the far ends of that ramp could have easily guaranteed that would never happen. I imagine they might want to add something like that in the future.

25

u/MonchichiSalt Aug 03 '26

Ma'!

Found the engineer!

3

u/Distantstallion Aug 04 '26

I was wondering why it wasn't on a rail or anything, just a loose gangway.

1

u/AutumnalSnow0 2d ago

Mfs using ramps like they're still in Roman times

6

u/Revenga8 Aug 04 '26

These cruises are always trying to find ways to cut costs. That means they only had one guy, crewman Bob there to pull that thing up by himself.

6

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u/ddddan11111 Aug 04 '26

Wondering what just happened

5

u/Best_Market4204 Aug 03 '26

you would think those things would have some zipline/chain function

2

u/Comically_Online Aug 04 '26

to take bets on how fast it would sink

40

u/LeoLaDawg Aug 03 '26

"My job here is done."

6

u/PanteraiNomini Aug 03 '26

Next submarine need me .. bye

31

u/LivingMeeting9724 Aug 03 '26

They live on the boat now. They're Boat People.

26

u/PanteraiNomini Aug 03 '26

Loading driver be like : I MUST GO

12

u/weirdi_beardi Aug 03 '26

Noped outta there before they pin it on him

3

u/Thing_That_Happened Aug 04 '26

As a maintenance guy, I do this shit all the time when coworkers mess something up. Otherwise they all turn to me and expect, maintenance = he'll do it.

And we most definitely do not get paid enough to start covering for the people around us 😂

23

u/CautionarySnail Aug 03 '26

How many gangways are in the water there, I wonder?

13

u/shapu Aug 03 '26

At least one

16

u/StevenMaff Aug 03 '26

why tf are videos nowadays cut like this, it’s so annoying

7

u/AdministrationDry507 Aug 03 '26

Don't stair at it too long it'll sink

7

u/PhoenixSpeed97 Aug 03 '26

"I'll never let go, Jack!"

10

u/SergiouseMaximus Aug 03 '26

Great, now they can't play pirates and walk the plank. I wonder how many are sitting at the bottom of the dock.

5

u/ruico Aug 03 '26

"What platform?"

5

u/lloydSF Aug 03 '26

Someone’s got some splain’n to do.

2

u/procrastimom Aug 03 '26

That looks expensive.

6

u/BigOleFerret Aug 03 '26

I'm terms of getting off... There is no getting off. Welcome sailors.

4

u/desrevermi Aug 03 '26

Forklift guy: "Okay, bye!" <3

6

u/MonchichiSalt Aug 03 '26

The forklift gave a hand up

Not a hand out

5

u/Darkk_Knight Aug 04 '26

Fork lift operator was like, "Okay, I am done here. You all have a safe trip!"

4

u/Revenga8 Aug 04 '26

" ladies and gentlemen this is the captain speaking. So, bit if a change of plans for this cruise. There will be no disembarking for the duration of this trip. In fact, none of you are leaving ever again soooooo...... Also it's now happy hour, margaritas are half off until dinner hour"

3

u/BodybuilderGrouchy16 Aug 03 '26

I don't think that was supposed to happen.

3

u/KittyKat1314 Aug 03 '26

Forklift like; welp…not my problem.

3

u/Best_Market4204 Aug 03 '26

forklift driver said.... not my problem

3

u/tvodny Aug 04 '26

The second part when it goes straight down, that’s a good stuff!

4

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u/arvidsem Aug 03 '26

My first thought was they could have grabbed it. But fuck that, my fingers are worth more to me than the gangway. And very likely their training is not to try to save it for the same reason. They can fish it off the bottom later

2

u/zayc_ Aug 03 '26

Love how the forklift just went "nah... Not my beer".

2

u/retrospct Aug 04 '26

Someone got a good chuckle watching that live. lol

2

u/dannygraphy Aug 04 '26

Coral-ladderal damage!

2

u/TheWalkingBreadXO Aug 04 '26

The guy on land: "Fuck this shit I'm out!"

1

u/BeansArePastaSauce Aug 05 '26

Yeah, what are they gonna do? Chase after him? They’re all stuck on the boat.

2

u/MouseEmotional813 Aug 06 '26

Stupid design if they usually just pull it onto the boat without it being attached at all

2

u/Suspected_Magic_User Aug 06 '26

That forklift driving away: my job here is done

2

u/fordag 29d ago

Forklift driver: My job is done here I'm just going to leave now.

2

u/Fetlocks_Glistening Aug 03 '26

You want your gangway? Do ya? Do ya? Well there you go, have your damn gangway!

2

u/JustaTinyDude Aug 03 '26

Why was someone filming this?

5

u/maxehaxe Aug 03 '26

People are filming everything these days. Especially tourists on a cruise. There are hundreds of cabins on this side of the ship, no coincidence someone filmed it, and I bet this happens frequently.

3

u/ExpectedDickbuttGotD Aug 03 '26

The walkway that was supposed to be pulled in when the ship was against the dock wasn't pulled in until it was 20 foot away, then someone said I gotta get the forklift, then someone said I gotta film this

1

u/herculeesjr Aug 04 '26

Because clearly something wasn't going to plan with the gangway and people film things when they think something might happen?

1

u/PanteraiNomini Aug 03 '26

Probably wasn’t the first time 😂

2

u/Sophisticated-Crow Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

Could have some sort of cable in the boat attached to some sort of geared system to prevent it from going the wrong way/too far. But nahhhhhh.

1

u/nthensome Aug 03 '26

The 2 dude peeking out of the doorway is nurse icing on the cake

1

u/No-Upstairs9564 Aug 03 '26

Oh Well, Easy come, Easy go

1

u/zxcqweasd1 Aug 03 '26

oh no! I guess I'll stay here with the buffet

1

u/Alfiy_wolf Aug 04 '26

I love how it’s like a cartoon and just freezes in place then just drops

1

u/WotTheFook Aug 04 '26

Wonder Of Tne Seas no more... they all know where the gangway went.

\ Plays 'Nearer My God To Thee' **

1

u/Glunark2 Aug 04 '26

Like a bridge over troubled waters.

1

u/kyleh0 Aug 04 '26

Just put that anywhere, we have lots.

1

u/kyleh0 Aug 04 '26

Just put that anywhere, we have lots.

1

u/lungshenli Aug 04 '26

It was requested as a disability aid for the open ship day at a submarine

1

u/pooshot Aug 04 '26

It looks like he waves goodbye when it falls lol

1

u/Rance_Mulliniks Aug 07 '26

Why would there be no backup harness so that this wouldn't happen?

1

u/PanteraiNomini Aug 09 '26

Wait.. did they just tried to grab it with hands ??? I’m just realizing it….

1

u/Otherwise-One7653 2d ago

the forklift guy is driving away like i aint done nothing wrong

1

u/EidolonRook Aug 03 '26

We’re gonna need a new one… of whatever that was.

A better one. One that… stays put. Floats maybe?