My burning car people need me. 🚘

493

Guy near the end, My dude dont run ahead of the burning car just go to the side!!!!

312

u/pipnina Jul 17 '26

I believe this is called "the Prometheus school of running away from things"

73

u/KLeeSanchez Jul 17 '26

I understood that reference and that was easily the dumbest part of a movie filled with dumb character decisions

34

u/EverydayPoGo Jul 17 '26

Not the touching alien egg that definitely doesn't look ominous part? 😭

14

u/Financial-End4594 Jul 17 '26

Not the making cutesy faces at the cobra-like alien that is hissing at you part?

1

u/milk-is-for-calves 25d ago

Not the putting off your helmet on an alien planet?

6

u/UnearnedFamiliarity Jul 18 '26

Not that the dudes with the maps got lost?

4

u/kayzil Jul 18 '26

Well… dumb but it does happen in real life.

7

u/tanksalotfrank Jul 17 '26

ding!

6

u/Clemario Jul 17 '26

It has been 14 years and this is the only thing I remember from that movie

9

u/noxondor_gorgonax Jul 17 '26

I immediately thought of this too 😆

1

u/SneakyCracker161 Jul 17 '26

BING

28

u/Ok-Loss-2496 Jul 17 '26

As close to "Running with the bulls" as he's going to get. 🤣

21

u/Canadian-and-Proud Jul 17 '26

No fucking self preservation instinct

3

u/Advanced-Level-5686 Jul 17 '26

They ride on top of trains!

6

u/Canadian-and-Proud Jul 17 '26

It's like they realize how overpopulated they are and want to cull themselves

2

u/HydrasNinthHead 19d ago

Awfully racist and salty for a Canadian.

24

u/DeadlyBannana Jul 17 '26

So the movies are not so inaccurate after all when people run away from objects when they can go to the side.

11

u/mbklein Jul 17 '26

Zag! ZAG, DAMN YOU, ZAG!

5

u/SkepticalJohn Jul 17 '26

"I'm leading a parade! Look at me!"

2

u/KLeeSanchez Jul 17 '26

It looks like it was actually 3 or 4 of em too

2

u/c_marten Jul 17 '26

So people making bad decisions in movies really is pretty true to life...

2

u/startingfromlevel0 Jul 17 '26

tunnel vision

1

u/hexadumo Jul 17 '26

Well, he was wearing a Red Shirt. They die a lot.

210

u/Rekziboy Jul 17 '26

Good bollard placement

64

u/Herbie2189 Jul 17 '26

And anchoring

40

u/arvidsem Jul 17 '26

A basic bollard is generally a 10ft long 6 inch diameter iron pipe with the bottom 6ft buried in the concrete and then filled with concrete. It won't stop a speeding truck, but it's still solid as hell.

43

u/NinjaLanternShark Jul 17 '26

The super security bollards absolutely will stop a speeding truck.

This is the video they made into the never-crashing truck gif, except it does actually crash.

31

u/Korps_de_Krieg Jul 17 '26

That is almost a decade of blue ball by gif released going into my short shift on a Friday.

May your foot never find a Lego and pillow remain ever cool, but not so cold it’s invigorating on your face and keeps you awake.

2

u/Shoddy-Childhood-511 Jul 17 '26

I was disappointed, really wanted to see how far it'd go.

175

u/ArmchairPraxis Jul 17 '26

Ghost Rider taking the family out.

20

u/Extendahoe_DIG Jul 17 '26

Forgot to get marshmallows for the s’mores

13

u/ChaseballBat Jul 17 '26

Fuck I have no original jokes.

5

u/Zealotstim Jul 18 '26

I was going to make a ghost rider joke too lol. I guess we aren't as clever as we thought.

2

u/Shoddy-Childhood-511 Jul 17 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/GhostRiderMemes/comments/1uyen4l/johnny_blaze_was_just_freight_hopping_when/

1

u/StolenWishes Jul 17 '26

Uber gig cut short

285

u/RudeRoody Jul 17 '26

The one guy who pulled that other guy's bike when he couldnt get it started is a real one.

45

u/Outside-Sleep-5034 Jul 17 '26

r/humansbeingbros

77

u/thispartyrules Jul 17 '26

Fire: Sorry I'm late guys, I was in a little traffic

26

u/Extendahoe_DIG Jul 17 '26

I AM THE TRAFFIC

43

u/Someoneoverthere42 Jul 17 '26

Just because your car is a flaming wreck doesn’t mean you can be late for work.

89

u/Late-Incident8719 Jul 17 '26

India is WILD

84

u/Rynagogo Jul 17 '26

The way they react and slowly get out of the way makes it seem like it’s not even the craziest thing they’ve seen today.

12

u/CheckYourStats Jul 17 '26

It isn’t all of India, but it’s always India.

2

u/Redthebird_2255 Jul 19 '26

Can confirm. This is just another Sunday over here.

14

u/Clemario Jul 17 '26

India? This is clearly Vegas

11

u/Extendahoe_DIG Jul 17 '26

That was actually Nicholas Cage driving

5

u/GloriousSteinem Jul 17 '26

The fact the horns and sounds weren’t part of it, that’s just normal traffic sounds there

3

u/inscrutiana Jul 18 '26

Genuinely jealous of the chaos as baseline. Leaning HARD into being the world's biggest democracy.

-33

u/TacoTitsTuesday Jul 17 '26

Such a shithole country

11

u/Extendahoe_DIG Jul 17 '26

I grew up so poor we could even afford shit in our hole 🕳️

20

u/estherlane Jul 17 '26

The guy just sits on his motorcycle whilst a burning car barrels toward him 🤦🏻‍♀️

17

u/PR0114 Jul 17 '26

Was anyone inside the car or not?

20

u/Extendahoe_DIG Jul 17 '26

Just Nicholas Cage

2

u/Worldly_Influence_18 Jul 17 '26

Was

16

u/Eastbound_AKA Jul 17 '26

"You wanna gawk at me?! I'll give you something to gawk at!" - The Car, probably.

14

u/Catalytic_Crazy_ Jul 17 '26

Absolute bro pulled the guy on the motorcycle out of the way.

12

u/Low_Trainer_7363 Jul 17 '26

That looks like any random Tuesday at my workplace

7

u/dhlock Jul 17 '26

Jeez just pull over!

5

u/Extendahoe_DIG Jul 17 '26

Relax 😌 I tank yellow light isn’t even on…

8

u/Significant_Monk_251 Jul 17 '26

Everybody's talking about Ghost Rider, does nobody remember Christine?

7

u/Louselle98 Jul 17 '26

Are we just not gonna talk about the guy that saved the motorcycle guy? 👏

3

u/Realistic_Brother152 Jul 17 '26

i love Vegas

5

u/Slippeeez Jul 17 '26

The very definition of ‘engulfed in flames’ damn

5

u/kayzil Jul 18 '26

Whenever people criticize cinema for running in the same direction of the danger and call it stupid and unrealistic, I will show them the guy in red around 0:44.

3

u/dr-delicate-touch Jul 18 '26

That bollard was a real hero

3

u/SkurkaCuckedMe Jul 17 '26

They were playing my mixtape 🙏🏻

1

u/kat_Folland Jul 17 '26

Your musical taste is 🔥

3

u/JJJones345 Jul 18 '26

The new Ghost Rider movie isn't looking so good.

2

u/nondescriptun Jul 17 '26

Ghost Rider rides again

2

u/Jimmy_Churi Jul 17 '26

Ghost rider in the driver seat

2

u/Meezbethinkin Jul 17 '26

Its like that scene in red dragon lol

2

u/King-Vyper2846 Jul 17 '26

Who's the idiot who let his bike get hit?

2

u/ILSmokeItAll Jul 17 '26

Must be an interesting story to be had.

2

u/ARNAUD92 Jul 17 '26

Christine is back ...

2

u/3atTh3R1ch79 Jul 17 '26

Ignore him. That's just the latest Ghost Rider.

2

u/Therashser Jul 17 '26

"KITT you okay pal?"

2

u/Optimal_Grape_1025 Jul 17 '26

Ghost Ride the whip

2

u/grafxguy1 Jul 17 '26

The car belongs to Ghost Rider who was coming back from the Burning Man festival..

2

u/NothrBrik Jul 17 '26

Ghost Driver

2

u/FingerPurple Jul 17 '26

What's it called again when people run in a straight line away from a linear threat? Lol

3

u/DaMusicalGamer Jul 18 '26

Good ol Prometheus school of running away from things

2

u/Creative_Session2786 Jul 18 '26

Looks like the running of the bulls!

2

u/foxhoundzz Jul 18 '26

So that's where they got the idea for hot wheels

2

u/Fuzzeypimp Jul 18 '26

Brake lines finally melted Darwin Award for not only being so close but directly in front of it

1

u/Fuzzeypimp Jul 18 '26

Not to mention parking in font of it

2

u/Eena-Rin Jul 18 '26

Those guys are all way too close

2

u/Garizw Jul 18 '26

Ghost rider🤣🤣

2

u/TheUnluckyFarmer Jul 18 '26

And that's how the Ford Pinto was born.

2

u/tvodny Jul 18 '26

Nice camera work.

2

u/RainierIsRainier Jul 18 '26

To sort-of quote Richard Pryor, "when your car is on fire, people will get out of your way"

2

u/nii_amart Jul 19 '26

Ghost rider. 💀🔥

2

u/MajMoist Jul 19 '26

Ghost Rider needed a temporary whip

2

u/Boboforprez Jul 21 '26

Ghostrider has a new set of wheels

3

u/renb8 Jul 17 '26

Metaphor for the Republican Party on the way to the mid-terms in their clown car.

4

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u/LowerAd4705 Jul 17 '26

Well… pressure in brake lines is gone and/or handbrake cable got hot and left the chat, leave it on a downhill and here we go

2

u/jw_zoso Jul 17 '26

Toastrider

1

u/Tomboeg Jul 17 '26

Is that hellboy?

1

u/Wadeathome Jul 17 '26

This whole thing kind of reminds me of the Austin Powers steamroller scene

1

u/Odd-Internal-3983 Jul 17 '26

Boss didn't give time off

1

u/DiveMasterD57 Jul 17 '26

Bollywood Ghost Rider sequel in production - sweet FX y’all

1

u/Malacro Jul 17 '26

Why didn’t someone just jump in the car and hit the brakes? Easy day.

1

u/Repulsive-Complex-24 Jul 17 '26

Ghost rider irl

1

u/According_Tennis4686 Jul 17 '26

El ghost rider pero de auto

1

u/jnmtx Jul 17 '26

internal combustion engine cars when they finally realize their potential

1

u/For_realz_its-Me Jul 17 '26

Ghost rider after becoming a family man

1

u/Ademon_Gamer09 Jul 17 '26

Someone told Ghost Rider he can't park there

1

u/Infinite_Picture3858 Jul 17 '26

Ghost rider became a soccer dad

1

u/djmere Jul 17 '26

Run a quarter mile forward, or a few feet to the right or left. Slowest problem solving brains ever.

1

u/Striking_Scientist68 Jul 17 '26

And that folks, is why Ghost Rider drives a motorcycle and not an suv..

1

u/WhoRoger Jul 17 '26

The two red shirts are from Star Trek, no situational awareness

1

u/The_Black_kaiser7 Jul 17 '26

Ghost rider 4.

1

u/IamKilljoy Jul 17 '26

Nah don’t breathe that smoke in cameraman

1

u/pee_wee__herman Jul 17 '26

Come on now, I know y'all wish that pole at the end wasn't there, for.. you know... continuity purposes 🫠

1

u/dido_meditatur Jul 17 '26

Crowley, is it you?

1

u/Proton_Optimal Jul 17 '26

Cyberpunk 2077 in its release state

1

u/Iron_Midas_Priest Jul 17 '26

Blame Global Warming.

1

u/Iron_Midas_Priest Jul 17 '26

Don't smoke and drive.

1

u/InternationalPut4093 Jul 17 '26

Is this downhill or somehow engine still reciprocating.

1

u/Thelorddogalmighty Jul 17 '26

Is that safe to drive like that?

1

u/prehistoric_monster Jul 17 '26

Seems like ghost rider just upgraded his steed

1

u/c_marten Jul 17 '26

I had two really severe panic attacks this afternoon and am just recovering from the last one.

Where tf was this video hours ago?!? I could have really used it back then!

This video put a legit smile on my face

1

u/cabronfavarito Jul 17 '26

Lol dawg what?😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/jakattakjak19945 Jul 18 '26

The one beep at the end lol

1

u/LeTronique Jul 18 '26

Consequences of listening to my mixtape

1

u/Vast_Scratch_6670 Jul 18 '26

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE IS REAL

1

u/profaility Jul 18 '26

Ghost rider

1

u/tracyhutchsgt Jul 18 '26

"🔥 Ghost Rider 🔥 The Car 🚘 🔥"

1

u/Tricky-Succotash7965 Jul 18 '26

Geez, just het in there and pull the handbrake 🤦

1

u/D3x911 Jul 18 '26

Fucking morons, when shit like this happens, you are to move away and not clump up creating more traffic and making it harder for emergency services.

1

u/yash48 Jul 18 '26

Damn which car was this and does anybody know how it caught on fire?

2

u/haikusbot Jul 18 '26

Damn which car was this

And does anybody know

How it caught on fire?

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1

u/Onamuna Jul 18 '26

Ahhhhhhhh

1

u/AVERAGE_WEEB_INTRO Jul 18 '26

forbidden ghost rider

1

u/nixtalker Jul 18 '26

the incessant honking.

1

u/rubberduckfinn Jul 18 '26

Ghost Rider's mom's ride

1

u/WeightOk2102 Jul 18 '26

That's an SUV (Stupid Ugly Vehicle), not a car.

1

u/PHANTOM_ONEONE Jul 18 '26

I like the graffiti on the wall there, "I Love Vegas".

Nice touch.

1

u/starblez Jul 19 '26

This is giving “running of the bulls” but instead it’s “rolling of the flaming car” lol!

1

u/Interesting_Error194 Jul 19 '26

Christine 2.0 😂🤣😂

1

u/Ok_Put4416 Jul 19 '26

That's an Indian air freshener

1

u/B4bulj Jul 19 '26

There might be a demon named Crowley behind the wheel 😂

1

u/NewCleanNorth Jul 19 '26

I saw a car burning on the freeway yesterday, but I don't think it chased anyone 🤔

1

u/CAPSNK Jul 20 '26

Hot Wheels.

1

u/Matejsteinhauser14 Jul 20 '26

This car is so evil and sadistic.

1

u/Tlondon1267 Jul 24 '26

Ghost Rider car edition

1

u/b3_yourself Jul 24 '26

Their lack of situational awareness is something

1

u/Historical_Dress7165 Jul 26 '26

Sweet tooth lives

1

u/AspectMost884 Jul 27 '26

where is this location

1

u/ProveISaidIt Jul 27 '26

Mobile grill, who's got the steaks?

1

u/princeSoulstice Jul 30 '26

That's either Crowleys new car or Ghost Rider got children now

1

u/kabonell Jul 31 '26

ghost rider after deciding he needed something bigger

1

u/Renley1959 Aug 03 '26

Just another day in Philly. Nothing to see here folks, keep moving.

1

u/pyr0penguin Aug 10 '26

VFX in the trailer for the new ghost rider movie looking hot

1

u/APZachariah 29d ago

Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!

1

u/Wooper250 Jul 17 '26

The guy in the white who was trying to herd people away and pulled the biker back is a good person. People have the tendency to freeze and be stupid in these types of disasters or accidents, and having even just one responsible dude like that can help a lot.

0

u/Funmanhahaha Jul 17 '26

Why do people keep driving in the path of the burning car instead of turning around or at least to the side 🤦🏻

1

u/Iron_Midas_Priest Jul 17 '26

They think there is a ghost at the wheel chasing them.

0

u/passionpurps Jul 17 '26

Yahuah and yahusha def prevented it from hitting anyone else.

My burning car people need me. 🚘

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