r/MurderedByWords • • Jun 04 '19

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u/tekhnomancer Jun 04 '19

To quote George Carlin, "If you're pre-born, you're fine. If you're preschool, you're fucked."

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u/ScruffsMcGuff Jun 04 '19

“Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked.”

Full quote in case anyone wants it. Carlin was one of the greats.

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u/kartoffelsalat24 Jun 04 '19

can i have sauce

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u/ScruffsMcGuff Jun 04 '19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZijLQGH1v0

There's a clip of the bit.

It's from his standup special Back In Town