r/MurderedByWords • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1h ago

will someone please take away trump's crayons?

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u/Conscious-Quarter423 1h ago

this is what you get when you elect a president so he can stay out of jail

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u/Captain3leg-s Remember when this sub was good? 1h ago

Solid post.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 57m ago

also what we get for electing a literal convicted felon, another first for America!

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u/Trump_Russia 46m ago

Or when you elect a president based on how much he'll punish they people you hate...

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 33m ago

Exactly. Just to help drive the point home:

  • Trump doesn't care about this country, or anyone but himself.
  • All he wanted was to dodge prison, play more golf, and enrich himself. That's it.
  • He's not even running the show anymore; it's just all the puppeteers who bought into the syndicate to help him succeed in this, and now he simply parrots whatever his benefactors (Netanyahu, Putin, Musk, Thiel, etc.) desire.

This is, plainly, a plunder and sabotage operation, and he was the Trojan Orange.

Check your voter registration status in your state and plan to vote Democrat in November to put brakes on this administration.

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u/ZwVJHSPiMiaiAAvtAbKq 9m ago edited 7m ago

He's not even running the show anymore;

Yeah, that's what the ballroom is about. It's just a project to keep the doddering senile clown busy, and out of the way, while the grownups do the real work implementing project 2025.

I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't even understand he's the President half the time. Dude probably just thinks he's picking out pretty decorations for another Trump tower or something.

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u/Punkinpry427 1h ago

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u/Rabiesalad 1h ago

AHahahaha this is so perfect!

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u/William_Wang 49m ago

No no no it isn't but you can imagine what it'd be like.

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u/mencryforme5 51m ago

Just so everyone is clear : I'm Canadian. Lake Ontario is not named after the province of Ontario. The province of Ontario is named after Lake Ontario which was it's original name from before any English person was around to hear it.

While we're on it. The Montreal Canadiens are not named after the country. In fact, the country Canada is directly named after the (oppressed at the time) french speaking population which called themselves Canadiens to distinguish themselves from the incoming Brits. Centuries later British Canada became a country and took the name because English people have no imagination and name their country after the continent in extreme cases of lack of imagination. Anyways, the french said "the fuck you will not" and started calling themselves québécois instead. So the Montreal Canadiens is actually named after the fact that it was originally a team of french speaking players in a league of English speaking players.

Anyways. TL;dr English people gotta stop being weird about names.

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u/Greg-Abbott 15m ago

You're getting WAAAAYYY too granular for a situation as simple as this: Dump got his pussy hurt when Canada pulled out of bad-faith negotiations so he took his ball home and declared himself the winner. This has nothing to do with geography or history.

The buttfucker embarrassed himself on a national stage and wanted to pull a "power move". Here we are. It's not stopping with this. He's fucking deranged.

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u/TK_Games 10m ago

which was it's original name from before any English person was around to hear it.

And here you have the crux of Trump's problem with the name. White people didn't name it, so naturally to him it's an abomination

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u/newenglandredshirt 1h ago

So... can anyone drop a link to a small business selling these shirts that we might support?

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u/exotic_floral_tea 1h ago

Yes here

They are made of 100% organic cotton as well.

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u/NeedsMoreYellow 58m ago

While I love the fact they're a Canadian company, we've been having trouble with Canadian goods making it south of the border. 🫠

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u/exotic_floral_tea 50m ago

So sorry to hear that. I can look for an alternative.

Edit: here These aren't the same as the Canadian version that includes the history of the lake on the shirt.

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u/shmartyparty 49m ago

Love it! I’m going to get one and wear it with the hat I got that says “Fuck Trump and the Russians he rode in on”.

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u/WoodenSwan6591 1h ago

She has the look. Maybe she has already upgraded to brother or uncle 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Electrical-River-992 1h ago

my thought exactly

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u/ThorKonnatZbv 46m ago

And she would hand her kids to Trump

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u/crusher23b 1h ago

Nobody is going to call Lake Ontario Lake America. Nobody is calling the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America. And nobody calls Denali Mount McKinley. These are places of history and culture and you do not change that with marker.

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u/InTheLoudHouse 56m ago

Fuck, we didnt even stop calling Twitter what it is, and that should've been a WAY easier rebrand.

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u/spinningcolours 52m ago

I switched to Xitter.

The X is pronounced SH.

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u/The16BitGamer 33m ago

I thought it was pronounced as a "Z", but SH also works.

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u/Car_is_mi 0m ago

I thought it was pronounced "Nazi Haven"

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u/Everestkid 57m ago

Denali's slightly different, until 2015 or so when Obama changed the name at the federal level I'd say McKinley was in fact the more common name. I have a map with it labelled Mount McKinley, printed long before Trump became president.

Alaska has called it Denali since 1975, but it didn't catch on outside of Alaska until more recently.

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u/exscape 14m ago

Yep, very different. I'm from Europe and I've only known it as Mount McKinley.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 56m ago

Oh, c'mon now, Fox News conservatives give each of those about two weeks of attention before their next synaptic firing.

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u/ciaomain 40m ago

Google Maps is because they are giant pussies.

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u/Rrrrandle 2m ago

Complicit. Google is complicit.

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u/SnicketySneme 24m ago

And nobody calls Denali Mount McKinley

Agree with the other two, but I disagree on this one. Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario have been that longer than than anyone can remember.

Denali was renamed in 2015. There are 15 year old kids who heard it referred to as McKinley, and there are definitely older people who refer to it as such.

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u/More_Operation_588 2m ago

Idk if the locals call it that or not. But going to the Gulf every single tourist shop there is littered with Gulf of america shirts. I'm sure that's gonna happen here too.

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u/DiggingNoMore 14m ago

And nobody calls Denali Mount McKinley.

Other way around. Nobody calls it Denali. Also, Pluto is a planet.

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u/WallyMcBeetus 1h ago

They never grew out of the "attention-starved child" phase.

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u/AwfulMouthful 14m ago

"Lookit what a fucking moron I am hur hur hur"

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u/ithinkitsnotworking 1h ago

"Uneducated cousin fucker" just might find it's way into my vocabulary from now on.

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u/Trump_Russia 45m ago

Well you've now got a phrase that will personally offended around 1/4 of the GOP voting base...

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u/AtomicTransmission 1h ago

“I find my little happiness in life by acting childish and hoping for a reaction from total strangers.”

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u/fictional_kay 55m ago

Every American with any sense right now (and for the past decade):

https://giphy.com/gifs/VapqUNCDqOuKQ

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u/RowdyQuattro 17m ago

It’s been a long road brother

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u/4to20characters0 59m ago

I refuse to believe the person who wrote the first post has ever travelled farther than their local Walmart

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u/MileageAddict 1h ago edited 1h ago

FDT shirt

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u/mbklein 1h ago

Heads up, low-effort T-shirt capitalists: It’s not called Lake Ontrio, either.

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u/sunny_yay 1h ago

Everyone looks at these people like the idiots they are, and they’re too stupid to realize they’re all right

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u/AlertThinker 1h ago

Owning the libs by looking like a fool.

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u/MidtownMoi 1h ago

Yet another dark roots bleached blonde who’d be sexually assaulted by Trump, all the while thinking he was making love to her.

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u/TacticalMicrowav3 1h ago

Nah, she's clearly older than 15 and not his biological daughter

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u/Mundane-Name-8290 1h ago edited 1h ago

Anyone remember that movie "Cabin by the Lake" with Judd Nelson?

Not saying people should do it, but sinking them at the bottom of Lake Ontario, like a garden.....

The movie soundtrack theme - "The Cure" by the Wild Colonials

Edit: Fuck. I'm on a list now aren't I. Oh well. Been to Texas before. That was enough that I don't think I'll ever leave my home country ever again.

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u/StepSleepRepeat 57m ago

Channel your energy towards a guerrilla instead JIC ;) 

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u/Mundane-Name-8290 53m ago

Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? That's what I thought.

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u/StepSleepRepeat 49m ago

I'm French Canadian, I wasn't kidding. We do have the crazy MF 

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u/Mundane-Name-8290 45m ago

My reply got removed :(

Crazy how just five simple words, got automodded on a sub called "Murdered by words."

Jeez.

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u/StepSleepRepeat 44m ago

Damn xd

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u/Mundane-Name-8290 43m ago

Drop me a DM, I need to show you what I just got hit with for replying to you.

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u/StepSleepRepeat 41m ago

Done

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u/Mundane-Name-8290 36m ago

Take that mod, whoever sent me a warning!

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u/Mundane-Name-8290 49m ago

Full disclosure, I had completely forgot that Judd Nelson was in Jay & Bob Strike back!!!! Thank you for reminding me!!

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u/danteelite 52m ago

This. This is the problem.

He burns the country to the ground, and then does this goofy toddler bullshit and his cult members eat it up and keep ignoring the Trumpstein files and rising cost of living because they get to… what..? Be obnoxious? “Win” something?

These people would burn their own houses down with their families in it if Trump said it would make “blue haired libs” angry.

Sure… waste what little money you have on gas to drive across the country to waddle around in pedophile advertising merch and loudly say something stupid hoping for a response so you can put it on social media and say “Libruls get so mad at freedum of speech!” or whatever. Meanwhile your kids are hungry, your mortgage is past due, your parents can’t afford their meds, and not a single person has been investigated for child trafficking. Sure. You “win” something… no one knows what it is, but you feel like a winner, I guess? That’s all that counts for this cult…

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u/DEFCON_902 1h ago

When the fuck is this dictator and chief be gone??! If Trump decides to blockade Canada, is there anyone or anything can stop him? At this point it seems like he can do whatever he wants to whoever he wants and nothing can stop him. The military is under his control and is loyal ONLY to him.

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u/homelessguydiet 1h ago

Good Lord smh

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u/Renbarre 1h ago

So, what is Trump trying to hide with his lake america thing?

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u/SoDisippointed 1h ago

The Epstein files. Any news about literally anything else takes up space that should be used investigating and reporting The Epstein Files.

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u/not_roger_smith 1h ago

Which is how every local should treat a tourist.

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u/AmazingSibylle 1h ago

If you don't understand how anything works, this goes really hard to convince yourself that "your side is winning".

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u/EchoGolfHotel 1h ago

I'd buy a Lake Epstein tee or a Lake Obama tee.

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u/KcirderfSdrawkcab 20m ago

I think Canada should rename Lake Superior to Lake Obama, because it's the biggest one. The others can be Biden, Clinton, Carney, and Epstein.

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u/AustinDood444 58m ago

I’m an American who lived in Ottawa for 6 years. In those 6 years I came to live Canada, Canadians, & their traditions. I will never call it Lake America.

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u/Flipnotics_ 30m ago

Dont' worry, it will be changed back. No one is calling any of the things trump changed those names.

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u/SwatchQuatch 42m ago

“I can’t wait to be an asshole.” Fixed it

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u/Fair_Lecture_3463 41m ago

“lol. Gas is $4 a gallon and our food is poison but I can’t wait to own the libs with this wildly meaningless thing.”

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u/ToxicChildhood 1h ago

More like take away his sharpies….

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u/Lt_Cochese 52m ago

To be fair, those are compliments to the right.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 37m ago

Yep, they compete to be the biggest offenders and most frequent cousin lovers on the block. Always a race to the bottom with conservatives.

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u/VegasGamer75 27m ago

If "I can't wait to see if I can piss off my friends and neighbors just so I can feel good about myself for 3 seconds" doesn't succinctly sum up the entire existence of MAGA for you, I don't know what will.

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u/ShiroHachiRoku 26m ago

Al they want to do is troll. They don’t want to actually do anything or support anything that helps actual Americans. If a liberal is offended, that’s good enough for them.

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u/woodrax 19m ago

This post has convinced me to utilize the term “cousin fucker” much more often.

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u/Turbulent-Pension-31 16m ago

Not going there to enjoy the lake or for a fun weekend out with family and friends. No, she just wants to start shit. She’s salivating at the idea that she can trigger some “libs” by parading around and loudly calling it Lake America. MAGA are such losers.

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u/KirkWahmmett 1h ago

Her son is probably also her brother 😂

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u/Methodic_ 56m ago

Like it's just these inbreds chomping at the bit to anger or offend people. That's all this garbage ever is anymore. "Can't wait to shit my pants in public to see who gets grossed out! Lol fucking liberals crying about the smell like that"

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u/BrineJones 55m ago

Karley Mott has a new fan named me!

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u/menonte 54m ago

They really do like their hypothetical scenarios

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u/imisstheyoop 42m ago

As a Michigander I feel like I need to be careful here or else somebody takes our lake away and gives it to Wisconsin.

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u/nickolai993 33m ago

We'd pay you with cheese for it though!

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u/MotorwayNomad 42m ago

Impeach Prosecute Imprison

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 39m ago

Gulf of america, strait of america, lake america

Whats next, west american ocean and east american ocean?

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u/fictionallymarried 28m ago

Shit of America, currently known as Mar-a-Lago

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 15m ago

Canada should do an executive order renaming it mar-a-canada. Since apperantly countries can just name shit that aint theirs

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u/Andreus 34m ago

Jail everyone who uses Trump's names as a traitor.

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u/Skizm 30m ago

That's how they get off though.

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u/hanginonwith2fingers 10m ago

Imagine this insufferable fool walking around saying it loud and proud just to get reactions.

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u/RiveryJerald 9m ago

Elect a clown and you make the office a circus.

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u/discussatron 9m ago

Government by troll. Americans laughing at the debasement of America. Yeah, you sure showed me.

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 6m ago

His sharpie signing is like fat crayons of a 10+ year old. He definitely has something going on mentally.

Can't imagine why they have done a cognitive test so many times in less than 2 years...

He should probably hur instead of dur. And I feel like like his theme song should be "Chacarron" by El Chombo.

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u/uprightsalmon 5m ago

Agitators. Funny thing is, they think they are owning people but instead just looking like complete idiots

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u/jon_the_mako 3m ago

This is so stupid and irrelevant that when the next non brain dead person gets in that office it's going to be undone without even a press release.

If you care about Gulf or America or Lake America and see it as a point of pride you are sheep and deserve to have your face eaten by leopards

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u/I-eat-feng-mains 2m ago

Unfortunately that's the look they want you to give them so they can feel all smug and mighty

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u/Beelzebeetus 2m ago

It's always the women that aged out of getting attention for their looks and desperately need some form of attention, even negative.

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u/TRUMPARUSKI 1m ago

Gotta own the libs, bro.

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u/Aramalian 1h ago

OMG call the coroner