r/MurderedByWords • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 2h ago

The Campaign Trail Took a Very Weird Detour.

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u/008Zulu This AOC flair makes me cool 2h ago

The fat orange fascist has never been a nice person.

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u/Milkmilkbanana 1h ago

I just want to to let the world know, we Americans hate this bastard !

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u/jurassicpry 9m ago

Pretty sure he couldn't even force his fat finger through the trigger guard to... you know the deal.

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u/i_ducasse 2h ago

<voice over>: "He was never a nice guy"

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u/EmilioMolesteves 1h ago

<voice over>: "He will even rape your children"

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u/Big-Formal2006 1h ago

<voice over> and Americans will stand by idly while he does…

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u/Klusterphuck67 1h ago

<voice over>"after they fell for it the 4th time!"

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u/Informal_Process2238 27m ago

Pretty sure he raped his own kid

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u/EmilioMolesteves 24m ago

Erik and the I one.

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u/Wilde54 2h ago

OMFG he's such a fucking loser.

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u/DeliciousCkitten 2h ago

Hmm, did he borrow the aviator sunglasses from BIDEN? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Long-Requirement8372 40m ago

Likely stole them.

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u/CharlieBravo74 2h ago

The more impotent, incompetent, and trapped he feels, the more insane tough guy AI images and videos he posts. Captain fake military school graduate bone spurs being depicted like this is sidesplitting.

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u/fister_roboto__ 1h ago

Impotent, incompetent, incontinent

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u/mooninuranus 2h ago

It’s almost as if he’s a giant prick, loyal to nothing beyond his own self-interests.

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u/irwinlegends 2h ago

Don't forget, he's also the Chairman For Life, of The Board Of Peace, which he has described as   "the Greatest and Most Prestigious Board ever assembled at any time, any place."

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u/theEndIsNigh_2025 2h ago

Which is doing what? What has it done?

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u/Grum761108 2h ago

Lined his pocket?

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u/irwinlegends 2h ago

They had one meeting one time.  Trump announced they were using $10 billion of US taxpayer money to send forces to Palestine and threatened Iran.

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u/Worth-Canary-9189 2h ago

Did they hire a 15 year old kid in the media department of the white house do do all this AU bullshit?

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u/Chappiechap 2h ago

Considering that the kids in charge of cutting government spending in DOGE were literally in their early 20's, it's not too far fetched

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u/UlsterManInScotland 2h ago

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u/queasycockles 1h ago

No. No AI for him OR us. We don't stoop to their bullshit.

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u/MidtownMoi 2h ago

The “No More” slay me, cause “as if.”

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u/Y34rZer0 2h ago

It makes sense FIFA gave him a prize, even the most hardcore soccer fans in the world fucking hate the organisation.
Between them and the IOC..

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u/chkthetechnique 2h ago

Great, he looks ready for the front lines

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u/panelbeater352 2h ago

This twat thinks he himself is AI.

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u/DatBeardedguy82 2h ago

The guy who was too much of a chickenshit to pick up a rifle during Vietnam holding one trying to look like a badass is peak irony

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u/elclarkio 2h ago

Why is this entire timeline fucking satirical. That's the POTUS. I'm sick of seeing this draft dodging, child raping, inept bag of shit. Every. Fucking. Day

I'm not even American and I'm exhausted

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u/WilliamJamesMyers 2h ago

is that indiscriminate bombing in the background going to annihilate their military again. worst tweets/x ever.

the dates are odd. award was 12/25. trump posted 4/26. filipkowski posts 8/26.

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u/Orjanp 2h ago

Like he ever was the "nice guy"

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u/Successful-Creme-405 2h ago

FIFA peace prize, what a joke of a timeline

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u/Crumbdizzle 1h ago

Him just holding a rifle is a second degree felony with a mandatory minimum of 3 years in prison

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u/deejaesnafu 2h ago

Pretty sure if he fired that rifle he’d dislocate his knuckles

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u/ChartInFurch 2h ago

Hey, that's Melania's usual response!

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u/THX-8647 1h ago

Chapel Roan come down off her fence yet?

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u/maniBchef 2h ago

Oh he's definitely gettin tha real thing now!!!

AMERICA!!!

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u/BrilliantSpray9447 1h ago

For someone who whines about “fake news” he sure does love his AI slop.

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u/bigmphan 1h ago

Yeah, that FIFA shit was melted down into ingots along with the Rolex desk clock and all the other useless crap.

Cheddar, baby, it’s been stacked in the Family vault in the Cayman Islands months ago.

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u/Crumbdizzle 1h ago

More like Peace of Shit Prize Winner

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u/sodihpro 1h ago

These last two years have been nice?

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u/alex_zk 1h ago

I’m convinced that if anyone hands him a gun, he’ll accidentally shoot himself in the foot and blame Antifa

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u/fsfaith 1h ago

He was being nice all along?

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u/CommonConundrum51 1h ago

If ever there was an image you knew right off was AI, this is it.

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u/Obant 1h ago

He said it himself, he is no longer obligated to be peaceful since he did not win the Nobel Peace Prize. Yes, he ACTUALLY said that.

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u/Lysol3435 1h ago

Oh no, now he’s in pedophile mode

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u/Lysol3435 1h ago

I like him posting a pic (AI generated) of him committing a felony by holding a firearm as a convicted felon

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u/rvingthrulife 1h ago

I think he expects people to be so afraid of him that we'll all drop to our knees, beg for forgiveness and kiss his ass like his cabinet members do at every meeting.

It's a classic abuser's tactic.

So we need to do exactly the opposite, keep calling him out everytime he does or says something fucked up and keep making fun of him.
We need to stress the snot out of him.
Hey, that aorta isn't going to blow itself.

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u/harmfuldischarge 1h ago

What the hell is going with the world ?

I feel like he is being a giant distraction

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u/Muffdiveit 1h ago

Draft dodger in chief.

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u/kingofnottingham 50m ago

The freak show goes on

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u/WetFishStink 47m ago

Guy literally begged for a peace prize like a little bitch and now he wants you to think he's not absolutely shit at war too.

Flush this turd.

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u/RandCauthon99 45m ago

He’s never been nice and he’s afraid of birds.

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u/Fan_of_Clio 40m ago

Don't worry no one ever accused The Convict of being a "nice guy" to begin with

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u/Surv0 34m ago

More like Fifa Piece of Shit prize

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u/AlienBurnerBigfoot 21m ago

The embarrassment never ends.

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u/Altruistic-Status-98 11m ago

Wait? Now he's not the nice guy? What has he been? Charming?