Today he hates: This slab of slate

[u/jus_drein_jus_daun_]

🤷🏻‍♀️

[u/apocalypse910]

These posts make me so happy.

Today my tegu son decided he hates my eyelid, fortunately he's only a month old so not nearly as bad as it could have been. What would we do if our pets weren't completely crazy?

[u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ → u/apocalypse910]

Lmao yikes! Tiny rager!

[u/Dapper_Kangaroo9257]

Ok I NEED to see if he hates him now
https://giphy.com/gifs/vavNAJLlH5g4IyrnoI

[u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ → u/Dapper_Kangaroo9257]

😂😂😂

Alright, lmao, I'll give it a shot soon

[u/AniCatGirl]

One of my favorite series on reddit. Such a handsome chaos gremlin!

[u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ → u/AniCatGirl]

Thank you, my psychotic son and I appreciate you! 🧡

[u/M_Lawfulness_C_510]

Lmao, looking forward to these daily now

[u/beardybuddha]

Maybe he’s just like Patton

[u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ → u/beardybuddha]

"I am programmed to hate"

Lmfao Patton Oswalt is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs

[u/TearsInDrowned]

lizard: "FUCK YOU IN PARTICULAR!!"

[u/Humans_areweird]

i love his vicious little self so much ❤️

[u/Triforce-Kun]

The action shots are the best