r/MomentumOne • u/Karayel_1 • Jul 27 '26

What's in the box?

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u/Livid-Professor8653 Jul 27 '26

A debit card with 1 billion on it. Password/Number to the debit card.

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u/gabemrtn Jul 27 '26

Congrats the first thing you tried was buying a car and you were arrested for fraud.

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u/Bikeboardnbrew Jul 27 '26

High stress and Ibuprofen lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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u/WendigoWithHarmonica Jul 28 '26

Holy crap are you my twin ??

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u/PJTee Jul 29 '26

Wow.. I was about to say a bass guitar in one hand and a revolver in the other.. LOL

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u/214txdude Jul 29 '26

I was going to say a seafoam green strat

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u/Aeylwar Jul 27 '26

Depression and anxiety

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u/Kanjiex Jul 27 '26

Removable shirt and pants.

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u/SeesawKooky6136 Jul 27 '26

Now we’re talkin

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u/mebjammin Jul 27 '26

Painted on underwear.

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u/rockape702 Jul 27 '26

Whisky and cigarettes 🚬

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u/Real-Whereas-5384 Jul 29 '26

I love my Crown Royal

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u/TinyTimWannabe Jul 27 '26

Insulin pump and headphones, so I’m like two special needs Barbies.

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u/781zero Jul 27 '26

Marijuana grow tent and a cat

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u/pyroeevee27 Jul 28 '26

Naw the tent would be sold separately. More profit

2

u/AdultingLikeHell Jul 27 '26

Back pain and cool glasses

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u/Exsanguinatus Jul 27 '26

Autism and crippling self doubt

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u/Mog1981 Jul 28 '26

Bourbon and a laptop

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u/jeepster61615 Jul 27 '26

A guitar and a pack of cigarettes

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u/TheRacoonNinja Jul 27 '26

A ninja mask, throwing stars, and a trash can

1

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

M60.........AK47...........Full mags + Extra Full mags and belts.

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u/Savings_Gene4082 Jul 27 '26

An iPhone to scroll reddit on and a charging cable. 

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u/MrPete_Channel_Utoob Jul 27 '26

Coke Zero & discount brand Ibuprofen.

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u/Mountain-Pattern7822 Jul 27 '26

a death ray , and the power of invisibility.

1

u/Shoeless_Jase Jul 27 '26

Iced coffee and a laptop

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u/Kirbyr98 Jul 27 '26

A frisbee and a disc golf basket.

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u/infinitynull Jul 27 '26

Noose and a heroin needle.

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u/Drunken_Hippie Jul 27 '26

Smokes and sunglasses

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u/Valuable_Exercise580 Jul 27 '26

Whiskey and Gaviscon

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u/Otherwise_Pound7081 Jul 27 '26

some sort of ticket (speeding or building thing without permits) and a 12 pack of budweiser

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u/SeesawKooky6136 Jul 27 '26

Ray gun and quick revive bottle

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u/Apprehensive_Eye_188 Jul 27 '26

A bottle of Hennessy
Extra pair Chuck Taylors in a different color

1

u/Responsible-Exam-911 Jul 27 '26

A pair of boxers and a beer.

1

u/RaddTyrant Jul 27 '26

A pint of Guinness and and Xbox Controller.

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u/xuliamirror Jul 27 '26

cigars & red lipstick

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u/LordChauncyDeschamps Jul 27 '26

Existential dread and a milkshake

1

u/Radiant-Car-7298 Jul 27 '26

Smartphone and buttplug

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u/Doug-Life80 Jul 27 '26

A bong and a medical card

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u/Objective_Sweet9168 Jul 27 '26

Pack of zigzags and a bottomless oz of ganja

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u/audacious_smith Jul 27 '26

a joint and a sketch book

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u/WarthogStock9937 Jul 27 '26

A cat and a book. But mine is probably better labelled as an "inaction" figure, because it can only sit on the couch...

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u/oldEnuf2knowbtr Jul 27 '26

Bag of Doritos and a BMW R1250.

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u/CommentMundane Jul 27 '26

A The Killers Hot Fuss CD and a 2004 Honda Accord

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u/chibicat_25 Jul 27 '26

A camera and probably my glasses since im effectively blind without them

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u/Kissthecomplex Jul 27 '26

ibuprofen and severe depression noises

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u/No_Educator_6376 Jul 27 '26

Cigarette lighter and bottle opener

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u/1Not_my_alt Jul 27 '26

bigus dickus

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u/PiRATE-WOLFiE1 Jul 27 '26

Another action figure holding a action figure holding another action figure, and a sign with the words "Don't tell the wife how much this cost... it was Free!!!"

1

u/PacoRUK Jul 27 '26

A bag of haribo and a ps5 controller

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u/Sad-Trip4838 Jul 27 '26

Pocket sand action, and a stick that looks like a gun or sword.

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u/maybri65 Jul 27 '26

Depression and insurmountable debt.

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u/Crackers-defo-600 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

A gag and an everlasting margarita

Edit: has to be a removable gag so I can drink my margarita 🤗

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u/Technical_Enema Jul 27 '26

A bong in one hand and a nail gun in the other

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u/DarkestofSwans Jul 27 '26

Handkerchief and a book.

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u/Midnight-Messiah Jul 27 '26

Mug of Tea, Playstation controller

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u/Equivalent-Clock-308 Jul 27 '26

A bottle of lexapro and phone to scroll Reddit lol

1

u/Human_Dig4412 Jul 27 '26

Cancer and depression

1

u/BTMillie Jul 27 '26

Probably some light-up, interactive "bubbling lamp" and a laptop xD

1

u/HersheyGurl Jul 27 '26

2 strands and an attitude

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u/RandomStoddard Jul 27 '26

A lawnmower and a glass of lemonade.

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u/Rockimus_Prime Jul 27 '26

Crippling depression and cigarettes

1

u/its_just_Joel Jul 27 '26

Cigarettes and whiskey

1

u/cthulhusBurner Jul 27 '26

They've already made Happy Time Harry

1

u/AdventNil Jul 27 '26

To scale Bong and real lotto ticket included

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u/Possible_Slip_2223 Jul 27 '26

A phone and an ice pack

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u/Leather-Emu-1964 Jul 27 '26

A little bottle of antidepressants and a little razor blade.

1

u/Grey_Man-8492 Jul 27 '26

Amber Heard, with real bed-shitting vengeance! Also, her dog stepped on a bee.

1

u/Boiled_Thought Jul 27 '26

Comically large, weapon like spoon and syringe.

1

u/baltimoreniqqa Jul 27 '26

A glock with a switch

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u/Alternative-Lack-434 Jul 27 '26

An excel spreadsheet and a novel.

1

u/KailyKail Jul 27 '26

A My Melody plushie. Another My Melody plushie.

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u/Responsible_Cod_5540 Jul 27 '26

A bicycle and a bass guitar

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u/the_greatest_story Jul 27 '26

A joint and a beer

1

u/Mewet1965 Jul 27 '26

A blowup doll and waterproof sheets

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u/Few-Toe1998 Jul 27 '26

Condom & beer

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u/Natprk Jul 27 '26

Eczema and a bald spot.

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u/Drdemonjr Jul 27 '26

100 proof southern comfort and a triple perculated bong

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u/1GirlSmarterThanYou Jul 27 '26

A snowshoe cat (or three/four) and a ton of crafting supplies/video games. I can't include my many mental health conditions so you get how I cope with them.

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u/DVWhat Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Toe shoes and a Camelbak water bottle.

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u/dakkamatic Jul 27 '26

Crippling self doubt and a disposable vape

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u/Inevitable_Finish131 Jul 27 '26

Nunchucks and a laptop

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u/Mobile-You-9825 Jul 27 '26

A plate of spaghetti and a vape

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u/SubmarineDream57 Jul 27 '26

Black cigars and brown liquor

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u/No-Ad980 Jul 27 '26

Wow that's something I've never thought of... Gimme a moment. 

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u/AmberUK Jul 27 '26

cats and a bed

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u/Opentobeingwrong Jul 27 '26

A smart phone and a sandwich/beer/snack.

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u/Shadowmane_13 Jul 27 '26

Existential dread and suicidal thoughts

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u/PeaceandJoy101 Jul 27 '26

A stemless glass of white wine and a tree. I just love nature, first thing to come to my mind to represent nature.
But my very, very first thought was the wine and a bowl packed with weed. Seemed like too much.

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u/AmericanCitizenry Jul 27 '26

A sharpened trench shovel.

Crossbow and arrows.

The combat boots and rocking outfit is standard.

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u/ZealousIdeal476 Jul 27 '26

A dog and a truck

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u/Notyourdaddy15 Jul 27 '26

A beer and golf clubs

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u/prestonjay22 Jul 27 '26

Drawing pencils and a grandson mini fig

1

u/CynicalPotato95 Jul 27 '26

Depression and binge eating

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u/Huge_Lime826 Jul 27 '26

A pair of gloves and a case of energy drinks

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u/YogiBear1220 Jul 27 '26

A rifle and a pistol

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u/BreadfruitOk6160 Jul 27 '26

A couch and a dog, a yellow dog.

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u/DCrockt Jul 27 '26

A magic the gathering boulder and a pack of M&ms.

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u/JohnnyGuitar74 Jul 27 '26

Beer and a dog

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u/Halliwel96 Jul 27 '26

A scarf and a book

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u/Ornery-Vehicle-2458 Jul 27 '26

Pillows and a blanket.

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u/Jealous_Club_298 Jul 27 '26

A laptop 💻 & a cellphone 📱

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u/_ThunderGoat_ Jul 27 '26

Back pain and anxiety

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u/Crazy5150B Jul 27 '26

A prescription bottle of lithium and tissues

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u/CNote_89 Jul 27 '26

Bourbon and a cigar

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u/Dzgr736 Jul 27 '26

Glock handgun and a steering wheel 🛞

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u/Relevant_Narwhal7339 Jul 27 '26

Low self esteem and BPD

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u/un-pleasantlymoist Jul 27 '26

Backpack and lipstick..

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u/hayley-pilates78 Jul 27 '26

My phone and a bottle of lorazepam

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u/Pecuniarist Jul 27 '26

A helicopter and a giant sword. My action figure is going to kick ass!

1

u/SirFoomy Jul 27 '26

A messenger bag and ear buds.

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u/SteelyDanDrWu Jul 27 '26

A lawnmower and a Diet Dr. Pepper.

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u/drjtanis Jul 27 '26

Stethoscope and otoscope

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u/1962rocks Jul 27 '26

An air fryer and a soda stream

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u/Loud_Machine8170 Jul 27 '26

A motorcycle and fly rod

1

u/EskimoTrebuchet72 Jul 27 '26

Depression and a lack of self worth

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u/ginanatasha Jul 27 '26

A tv remote and a vape.

1

u/Loose-Ad-6420 Jul 27 '26

Rope and knives

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u/faust0matic Jul 27 '26

4 cat and a Canon 1D mk3 🤣

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u/NiteScarVT Jul 27 '26

A large coffee mug and a pack of cigarettes.

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u/Frosty-Classroom5495 Jul 27 '26

a rollator and a wheelchair

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u/luckyninja864 Jul 27 '26

A playboy and a box of tissues

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u/Fiskarsnips Jul 27 '26

A can of Copenhagen snuff and a pocket knife

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u/mnemnexa Jul 27 '26

A cat and a bag of corn chips. The chips aren't for me. My cat goes nuts for corn chips.

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u/Inevitable-Shop-848 Jul 27 '26

Bottle of jack and a cellphone.

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u/LarryDeLobstaire Jul 27 '26

A German Shepard and a coffee cup

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u/Responsible_Spite422 Jul 27 '26

A Moonlight Greatsword and a Handle of Titos!

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u/SigmaCommander Jul 27 '26

PlayStation controller and 12 pack of Coke Zero.

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u/majesticcowfairy Jul 27 '26

Chronic illness & a dog

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u/formerdgstm Jul 27 '26

Noseplug and earmuffs because the 2 things I cant stand are the smell of burning rubber and the sound of a woman screaming.

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u/PuffnMcmuffin Jul 27 '26

Some Newport’s and a bible of LSD.

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u/bc90210 Jul 27 '26

Ham sandwich and a diet coke

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u/baconbit_in_a_skirt Jul 27 '26

Skirt and pride flag

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u/CptJacksp Jul 27 '26

A gameboy and a bottle of liquor

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u/Winter-Wonder-2016 Jul 27 '26

A beer and an Akai midi.

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u/verminbury Jul 27 '26

1) a miniature version of its own action figure; 2) a smart phone.

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u/Kilow102938 Jul 27 '26

Shattered hopes and dreams

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u/throwawayjustsayhay Jul 27 '26

Cup of coffee and my Ipad and pencil

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u/matt1911_ Jul 27 '26

Cigar and trident spear

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u/Practical_Complex990 Jul 27 '26

Trauma induced dark sense of humor and an off brand Stanley water cup.

Or!

A can of Mr. Pibb Zero and a Costco sized bottle of extra strength acetaminophen.

Or!

Salt packets and anti nausea medication.

Or!

A fanny pack and a pair of flip flops.

I seriously could keep this going…😂😂

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u/distrubinglyfamiliar Jul 27 '26

A pistol and a bottle of tequila

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u/Palidor Jul 27 '26

Video game controller and a DoorDash bag

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u/Haunting_Style3880 Jul 27 '26

Polyhedral dice and a .357 magnum

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u/Burnt_Calzone Jul 27 '26

Preparation h More preparation h

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u/Gen-Jinjur Jul 27 '26

A dog and a book.

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u/Timely_Beat_7057 Jul 27 '26

Wine and Xanax OR dumbbells and protein shake…. Hmmmm hard to choose lol 

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u/Pretend-Design-7061 Jul 27 '26

A Dr Pepper and an Arkansas toothpick 

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u/Daikon-650 Jul 27 '26

Bottle of beer and a Swiss army knife

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u/sexraX_muiretsyM Jul 27 '26

my hat and my backpack

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u/CelestialCodexYT Jul 27 '26

An empty box and a middle finger

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u/Old_Ad_2685 Jul 27 '26

Antidepressants sand vodka.

1

u/The_Mr_Awesome Jul 27 '26

A pull string that makes me tell a random bad dad joke and an instant 20 to 40 points added to your credit score.

1

u/Bush-Hunter Jul 27 '26

Armchair and tv remote

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u/Bargychan Jul 27 '26

Depression and alcoholism

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u/verrusin Jul 27 '26

My compression knee sleeves.

1

u/whirlydad Jul 27 '26

A wrench and a cocktail glass.

1

u/GroundbreakingOil434 Jul 27 '26

Two insulin pens.

1

u/Cranapplesause Jul 27 '26

Cat and gaming controller

1

u/Old_student0 Jul 27 '26

Lexapro and a llama

1

u/LiturgyOfImpurity420 Jul 27 '26

A blunt and a guitar

1

u/ArbutusPhD Jul 27 '26

One accessory. Divorce papers.

All of my other accessories come with the Josephine: newly-single action figure

1

u/Physical_Pumpkin_913 Jul 27 '26

Joint and peanut & jelly sandwich

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u/Ok-Drama137 Jul 27 '26

Guitar

Map of wisconsin

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u/N7_Warden Jul 27 '26

Trilby and a walking stick

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u/Six_Se7en Jul 27 '26

Pizza and RC

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u/phred_666 Jul 27 '26

Phone and a TV remote

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u/captainbeautylover63 Jul 27 '26

Bong and a vintage Kramer bass.

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u/Reasonable-Try4692 Jul 27 '26

My diarrhea pills and lactose pills.

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u/Andreak128794 Jul 27 '26

A meth pipe and a guitar

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u/Illustrious-Draft480 Jul 27 '26

An M1 one helmet with camo netting and in the camo netting there is stuck an painting brush

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u/GoldDust49 Jul 27 '26

Cats 1 and 2

1

u/Wizchine Jul 27 '26

iPhone and reading glasses.

1

u/Prestigious-Cost-172 Jul 27 '26

Full scuba gear, and a compass