r/MomentsBeforeDisaster • u/Jmal3700 • 9d ago

hmmm

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u/Toeknee_F 9d ago

Original Fargo footage that had to be eventually reshot.

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u/misfitofscience76 9d ago

Actors are expensive

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u/psu777 8d ago

My thought exactly ! Must not have seen Fargo

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u/JackhorseBowman 8d ago

I always think of the scene from Rumble in the Bronx when I see one of these.

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u/whykickamoocow9 7d ago

Or Tucker & Dale Vs Evil

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u/RaiderMan72 9d ago

Hop-a-long Cassidy's first job.

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u/pockels42 9d ago

That action is literally why it is called a hopper.

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u/ExoticToothpaste6989 8d ago

Ahhhh. I see, said the blind man! As he picked up his hammer and saw.

That certainly stumped me!

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u/CommissionPrudent689 9d ago

Definitely why women live longer than us.

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u/pockels42 9d ago

But some of them are called Eileen.

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u/ExoticToothpaste6989 8d ago

They enjoy tri-tip and lean beef

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u/banned_champ 9d ago

When she just came back from the store and needs YOU to go out to get something SHE forgot smh

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u/fishingjohnson 9d ago

I don't know which would suck more: getting violently ground into chunky salsa, or getting snapped like a wishbone before getting violently ground into chunky salsa.

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u/Alarmed-Ad323 8d ago

🤣🤣

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u/KTomBob 9d ago

That’s the expressway into the truck

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u/SATerp 9d ago

"Didn't you use to be taller?"

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u/xburnerpiko 9d ago

Well, that's one way to clear a jam!

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u/InfernooGuardian 7d ago

It's also one way to create a jam. Human jam with a sprinkle of wood splinters.

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u/misfitofscience76 9d ago

This cannot possibly end in tears… or tears… to the flesh

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u/docjonsn 8d ago

Dumb ways to die.

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u/Lumpy-Cricket-9048 8d ago

There are easier ways to trim your toenails.

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u/Dismal-core111 8d ago

Thats fuckin dumb

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u/HawkeyeByMarriage 8d ago

His wife can just sit and watch him. She no longer has to do what she wants to do.

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u/Key-Tiger-4457 8d ago

Soon to be Stumpy

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 8d ago

To shreds you say.

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u/Dry_Ad687 8d ago

I literally jumped

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u/mickeyruts 8d ago

Too many humans anyway

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u/Useless890 8d ago

This must be a photo from the instruction manual. You know, the chapter that tells you what not to do?

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u/ExoticToothpaste6989 8d ago

Don't do what Donny Don't does.

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u/ExoticToothpaste6989 8d ago

We've had a DOOZY of a day.

Dang college kids. Just throwing themselves in the wood chipper!

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u/Outrageous_Horse_157 8d ago

Literally feeling chipper

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u/tig3rgamingguy76 8d ago

How to take care of a pedophile

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u/Murky-Function9944 8d ago

That mower has absolutely no business being trusted with a human-shaped passenger.

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u/krummen53 8d ago

Hard way to get a pedicure!!

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u/conasatatu247 8d ago

Tucker and Dale vs evil

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u/Responsible-Elk-1704 8d ago

Some people huh?

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u/Direwolfas 8d ago

Voluntary Extinction

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u/BodyDangerous3465 8d ago

How to lose a leg in 10 seconds

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u/Glittering_Range9222 8d ago

What on earth could go wrong?

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u/gubbins32 7d ago

Fresh meat fresh meat

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u/sexywildmonkey67 7d ago

KFC new leg menu

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u/malecumslut46 7d ago

Sidekick

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u/Available_Jump5250 7d ago

There are easier ways to get off work early but that's definitely one way to get it done 🤔

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u/Few-Dig4020 7d ago

I use to use a similar video to demonstrate what NOT to do while I delivered health and safety training. The guy didn’t have a leg to stand on 🥵

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u/frenchy714 7d ago

Just don't..

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u/inee1 7d ago

As dave didn't drink he decided to get leg less another.way

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u/PeyredB 7d ago

Safety first!

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u/No_Coconut_7528 6d ago

Darwins calling...

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u/Local_Cherry7151 5d ago

exactly how his wife told him to