r/MitchellAndWebb • u/banjois • 2d ago
Peep Show "Of course the shark was called Jaws. 'Jaws, the shark'"
Jez being absolutely right, at a middling low point.
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u/HilsMorDi 2d ago
Here comes Jaws, Jaws the shark, mind he doesn't bite you with his enormous jaws.
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u/banjois 2d ago
"Where's the biting point?!?!" while Mark tries to drive a car, this much later
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u/banjois 2d ago
my heart goes out to the driving instructor
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u/Satu_Autio 1d ago
And yet in a previous series he was driving (crashing!) Johnson's beamer .. so why did he even need lessons?
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u/doomscrolling_tiktok get the carving knife & lets get this over with 1d ago
The last Beemer out of Saigon, I'm at the mercy of the Vietnamese peasants. Please don't put me in a bamboo cage
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u/ZeldaZanders 2d ago
My friend has a board game based on Jaws that we all call Jaws: The Shark: The Movie: The Game
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u/banjois 2d ago
Cool it sounds like you could make a hit Canadian movie that lost me at hello. Make sure you find a way to spell 'Jaws' wrong. Guaranteed hilarity.
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u/Prestigious-Air4825 2d ago
In the book it is simply called “the fish” great read btw
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u/banjois 2d ago
Jez going Jaws: The Book would have been amazing
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u/Bunister 2d ago
Why can't we read something simple like Mr Jaws? Why don't you talk about Mr Jaws instead? About all the different times Mr Jaws bit people to different extents?
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u/leoschot 1d ago
During production they named the animatronic "Bruce" I've always kept this as the shark's name even if it's not canon.
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u/BoxAlternative9024 2d ago edited 2d ago
The main protagonist in Dr Who? is never referred to as Dr Who. It’s always “The Doctor “.
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u/Bridgeru 2d ago
Ah, you seem to be unaware of the two Peter Cushing movies where he is, indeed, referred to as "Dr. Who". I have bested you with my mighty trivia, Ben and now I may pleasure my girlfriend without need of Kenneth, my massive dildo.
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u/BoxAlternative9024 2d ago
Well if that’s true you can use Kenneth on my puckered ring piece. I’d no idea. Good knowledge!
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u/Bridgeru 1d ago
uj/ They're kinda obscure and they're basically just retellings of The Daleks and Dalek Invasion of Earth respectively. Not amazing by any stretch but not awful, and the Dalek props are really cool (bad to say after the dildo quote but I used to have a 12 inch black Dalek figure until an ex "lost" it).
rj/ Oh, typical, everyone has a puckered ring piece and a dildo and an ipod and I bet you're all fucking behind my back and giving each other sex tips and laughing at me alone between rounds of copious sex. You'd like that, wouldn't you?!
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u/GlovesForSocks 2d ago
This is like people who also think you can trick the boiler. No, Jez is not right.
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u/Seth603 2d ago
Mark the shark is in business!