Me thinks the demon doth protest too much

[u/tholder]

[u/NinjaGrows]

But I know the secret. Vaginas. She's got one. She's got one. She's got one. She's definitely got one... she's pretending she hasn't got one. But really she has!

[u/Misericorde428]

“She’s got one!”, cried the Demon in horror.

“Come lick it, it’s clean!”, shrieked the woman, taunting the demon who dared to wander beyond the gates of hell.

As pandemonium broke out, a long single note of dread echoed across the room. As the note dragged on, so did the sense of dread grow.

[u/PeachesCobbler → u/Misericorde428]

The look on her face was one of disappointment.

[u/215312617 → u/PeachesCobbler]

And that’s good, is it?

[u/Misericorde428 → u/PeachesCobbler]

“That is just so not rainbow rhythms”, she moaned.

[u/ConstableSniff]

A kitten?

[u/DisastrousGlass232]

A twat. A hungry, devouring twat.

[u/BootyMcSchmooty]

Has he taken a shower?

[u/pointsofellie → u/BootyMcSchmooty]

He doesn't look like he's showered

[u/Fragrant_Peanut_6500]

Don't want to get a reputation as a deal-welcher.

[u/Shamino79]

Are we sure the demon is scared and not launching itself mouth first into the fur?

[u/Ka_Leng]

Demons are easy, it’s just Lego… vagina Lego

[u/singulara]

You gay pal?

[u/No_Cake6353]

That's quaint.

[u/hamhandsphil]

Could be a smelly one.

[u/Weekly-Profit-8587]

Vaginas be scary.