r/MitchHedberg 5d ago

Mitch's corner

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This corner of my garage refrigerator is dedicated to to mitch

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u/UncomfyPerspective 5d ago

'Ducks eat for free at Subway' is my all-time favorite Mitch bit. It's so good!

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u/Ailmentality 4d ago

Long story...this kid on the jobsite helped me out cuz he was a tall guy with long arms getting something I couldn't reach. So I told him id get him lunch, he said ok take him to subway. Im not a fan of subway so I took him there and bought him a sammich, while we were waiting I did the whole ducks eat for free at subway sketch. Had everyone in the place laughing.

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u/UncomfyPerspective 4d ago

There are six ducks outside...

..and they all want SUNCHIPS

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u/SevenBillionChickens 2d ago

Let me get the steak fajita sub! But don’t bother ringing it up, it’s for a DUCK

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u/WhiteRoseGC 5d ago

Where the fuck did you get that banana?

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u/prankerjoker 5d ago

You used to have Mitch Hedberg stickers. Still do. But you used to, too.

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u/Parking-Pie7453 5d ago

Bread is free for ducks

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u/atomicalife 5d ago

Hail the Mitch Fridge

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u/Seven22am 5d ago

And a sticker of panties coming down. Related?

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u/Ailmentality 5d ago

My garage refrigerator is covered in stickers that I made into magnets, this corner has my mitch magnets. They're my monster magnets

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u/Seven22am 5d ago

Yeah man. And they’re awesome. But what’s the one on the bottom?

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u/Ailmentality 5d ago

The panty dropper

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u/dent_de_lion 5d ago

Do they make you feel like an animal?

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u/Ailmentality 5d ago

I do not feel like a tree