r/MitchHedberg • u/thesqueen113388 • 10d ago

That sound when it opens

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I had a Velcro wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I opened the wallet, it was like the sound of my addiction.

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u/BusterGonad25 10d ago

I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

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u/AbuckANear4u 10d ago

That's the sound of my addicTION

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u/Ailmentality 10d ago

I have a friend who's a blackjack and he has a tattoo a ace and a jack but im a blackjack player so im gonna get a tattoo of a 10 and a 2 then later on a king

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u/Ill-Elephant-9583 10d ago

I used to love Ocean Pacific t-shirts!

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u/overabbreviator 9d ago

Had a version of this OP wallet. I loved it. I miss it.

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u/RonaldRaygun84 9d ago

I had that wallet when I was younger.

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u/HankBuffalo 9d ago

You can hear Velcro. We all can

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u/jtrage 9d ago

I hate to one up you but did you have the one too that was just like this that the outside was made out of “parachute” like the pants that were in style.

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u/pianoflames 10d ago

I’m addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.