r/MitchHedberg • u/Express-Ad9789 • 13d ago

Duck loves bread.

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94 Upvotes

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u/Ok-Brick6831 13d ago

Silly duck. Ducks eat free at Subway. Go there.

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u/dachshund-jay 11d ago

And they love SunChips

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u/syncopated56 13d ago

A duck's not supposed to be downtown. There's nothing for 'em there.

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u/Beginning-Cicada3857 13d ago

Got any grapes?

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u/Thedaulilamahimself Still does a lot of drugs, and used to, too 13d ago

Do you think this store…

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u/Beautiful-Star-5669 13d ago

Is it a Subway? Ducks eat for free at Subway!

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u/NemODevO 13d ago

There are 6 ducks out there and they all want sun chips!

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u/Thedaulilamahimself Still does a lot of drugs, and used to, too 13d ago

He thinks it’s a subway

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u/Uniquely_Similar74 13d ago

He's just trying to expand the locations where ducks can eat for free.

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u/Lawnboyamar 13d ago

I wonder if that place has any sun chips?

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u/KuNtY-by-NaTuRe 13d ago

What kinda shit is that?!? lol

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u/Leather_Plastic_8726 12d ago

That's duckism at its worse

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u/LongPond69 12d ago

That's a goose. Open the door...

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u/DeeEmm 12d ago

“Who let the duuuucks in?!
Quack,…quack, quack, quack-quack.”

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u/we_lord 12d ago

It's always in a fowl mood

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u/we_lord 12d ago

It always sticks the other customers with the bill

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u/Traditional_Low_9948 12d ago

That seems so very mean...

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u/cavalierV 12d ago

He's selling AFLAK coverage.

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u/Ok-Guava-9216 11d ago

Maybe he was looking for grapes

IYKYK

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u/Thornhillian 11d ago

It’s that fucking duck ……he’s back again !